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#3450: CMSG NEWSGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) ... #3379: PETA (Tue, 2008 Sep 23) #3378: THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22) #3377: MICHELLE MALKIN (Sun, 2008 Sep 21) #3376: PIRATE (Sat, 2008 Sep 20) #3375: PEANUT BUTTER ANALOG (Fri, 2008 Sep 19) #3374: BUG RESOLUTION (PART VII OF THE LECTURE ON THE LIFECYCLE OF A BUG) (Thu, 2008 Sep 18) #3373: POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION (Wed, 2008 Sep 17) #3372: AHEM YOU'RE JUDGING (Tue, 2008 Sep 16) #3371: CATHOLICISM (Mon, 2008 Sep 15) #3370: DARK UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2008 Sep 14) #3369: FOLLOWING MARX (Sat, 2008 Sep 13) #3368: PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH (Fri, 2008 Sep 12) #3367: NEVER FORGET (Thu, 2008 Sep 11) #3366: BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10) #3365: FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9) #3364: SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8) #3363: DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7) #3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6) #3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5) #3360: FIVE W'S (Thu, 2008 Sep 4) #3359: MORE REWARDING (Wed, 2008 Sep 3) #3358: SHOGUN (Tue, 2008 Sep 2) #3357: WORLD PEACE (Mon, 2008 Sep 1) #3356: TOO TRUE (Sun, 2008 Aug 31) #3355: AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS (Sat, 2008 Aug 30) #3354: AMELIA EARHEART (Fri, 2008 Aug 29) #3353: RECREATE '68 (Thu, 2008 Aug 28) #3352: MMORPG (Wed, 2008 Aug 27) #3351: NUANCED (Tue, 2008 Aug 26) #3350: BLEG (Mon, 2008 Aug 25) #3349: NERF/NERD (Sun, 2008 Aug 24) #3348: INTERJECTION (Sat, 2008 Aug 23) #3347: INCONTINENCE (Fri, 2008 Aug 22) #3346: BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21) #3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20) #3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19) #3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18) #3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17) #3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16) #3340: WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15) #3339: WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14) #3338: COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13) #3337: BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12) #3336: CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11) #3335: FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10) #3334: A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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