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#3405: BODY WASH (Sun, 2008 Oct 19)
#3404: DEUS EX (Sat, 2008 Oct 18)
#3403: PBUH (Fri, 2008 Oct 17)
#3402: HAX (Thu, 2008 Oct 16)
#3401: KNIFE FIGHT (Wed, 2008 Oct 15)
#3400: BEN STILLER (Tue, 2008 Oct 14)
#3399: A POX (Mon, 2008 Oct 13)
#3398: THE SHIELD (Sun, 2008 Oct 12)
#3397: PROPOSITION 8 (Sat, 2008 Oct 11)
#3396: ENCELADUS (Fri, 2008 Oct 10)
#3395: NEWTON'S CRADLE (Thu, 2008 Oct 9)
#3394: SNUFF BUKKAKE (Wed, 2008 Oct 8)
#3393: HOROLOGISTS (Tue, 2008 Oct 7)
#3392: HEAVEN'S GATE (Mon, 2008 Oct 6)
#3391: FOR ALL MANKIND (Sun, 2008 Oct 5)
#3390: TRUE STORY: THE ANT SPEAKS (Sat, 2008 Oct 4)
#3389: WALL STREET/MAIN STREET (Fri, 2008 Oct 3)
#3388: GORF (Thu, 2008 Oct 2)
#3387: BLAH BLAH BLAH (Wed, 2008 Oct 1)
#3386: MARKETS (Tue, 2008 Sep 30)
#3385: HOWARD THE DUCK (Mon, 2008 Sep 29)
#3384: I WISH IT (Sun, 2008 Sep 28)
#3383: CRYSIS WARHEAD (Sat, 2008 Sep 27)
#3382: YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES (Fri, 2008 Sep 26)
#3381: FOOT-RELATED EMPLOYMENT (Thu, 2008 Sep 25)
#3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT (Wed, 2008 Sep 24)
#3379: PETA (Tue, 2008 Sep 23)
#3378: THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22)
#3377: MICHELLE MALKIN (Sun, 2008 Sep 21)
#3376: PIRATE (Sat, 2008 Sep 20)
#3375: PEANUT BUTTER ANALOG (Fri, 2008 Sep 19)
#3374: BUG RESOLUTION (PART VII OF THE LECTURE ON THE LIFECYCLE OF A BUG) (Thu, 2008 Sep 18)
#3373: POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION (Wed, 2008 Sep 17)
#3372: AHEM YOU'RE JUDGING (Tue, 2008 Sep 16)
#3371: CATHOLICISM (Mon, 2008 Sep 15)
#3370: DARK UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2008 Sep 14)
#3369: FOLLOWING MARX (Sat, 2008 Sep 13)
#3368: PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH (Fri, 2008 Sep 12)
#3367: NEVER FORGET (Thu, 2008 Sep 11)
#3366: BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10)
#3365: FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9)
#3364: SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8)
#3363: DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7)
#3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6)
#3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3383: CRYSIS WARHEAD

Sat, 2008 Sep 27

crysis, north korea

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    \O _ O/                                                             
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      `-(      CRYSIS WARHEAD:                                          
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      _||_      LESS BULLSHIT ALIEN BASE STUFF,                         
     |-..-|      MORE GOOD OL' KOREAN KILLING                           
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     |\__/|       (NOTE IT'S NORTH KOREANS SO IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE)
   ._|//\\|_,                                                           
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