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#3386: MARKETS (Tue, 2008 Sep 30)
#3385: HOWARD THE DUCK (Mon, 2008 Sep 29)
#3384: I WISH IT (Sun, 2008 Sep 28)
#3383: CRYSIS WARHEAD (Sat, 2008 Sep 27)
#3382: YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES (Fri, 2008 Sep 26)
#3381: FOOT-RELATED EMPLOYMENT (Thu, 2008 Sep 25)
#3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT (Wed, 2008 Sep 24)
#3379: PETA (Tue, 2008 Sep 23)
#3378: THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22)
#3377: MICHELLE MALKIN (Sun, 2008 Sep 21)
#3376: PIRATE (Sat, 2008 Sep 20)
#3375: PEANUT BUTTER ANALOG (Fri, 2008 Sep 19)
#3374: BUG RESOLUTION (PART VII OF THE LECTURE ON THE LIFECYCLE OF A BUG) (Thu, 2008 Sep 18)
#3373: POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION (Wed, 2008 Sep 17)
#3372: AHEM YOU'RE JUDGING (Tue, 2008 Sep 16)
#3371: CATHOLICISM (Mon, 2008 Sep 15)
#3370: DARK UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2008 Sep 14)
#3369: FOLLOWING MARX (Sat, 2008 Sep 13)
#3368: PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH (Fri, 2008 Sep 12)
#3367: NEVER FORGET (Thu, 2008 Sep 11)
#3366: BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10)
#3365: FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9)
#3364: SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8)
#3363: DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7)
#3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6)
#3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5)
#3360: FIVE W'S (Thu, 2008 Sep 4)
#3359: MORE REWARDING (Wed, 2008 Sep 3)
#3358: SHOGUN (Tue, 2008 Sep 2)
#3357: WORLD PEACE (Mon, 2008 Sep 1)
#3356: TOO TRUE (Sun, 2008 Aug 31)
#3355: AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS (Sat, 2008 Aug 30)
#3354: AMELIA EARHEART (Fri, 2008 Aug 29)
#3353: RECREATE '68 (Thu, 2008 Aug 28)
#3352: MMORPG (Wed, 2008 Aug 27)
#3351: NUANCED (Tue, 2008 Aug 26)
#3350: BLEG (Mon, 2008 Aug 25)
#3349: NERF/NERD (Sun, 2008 Aug 24)
#3348: INTERJECTION (Sat, 2008 Aug 23)
#3347: INCONTINENCE (Fri, 2008 Aug 22)
#3346: BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21)
#3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20)
#3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19)
#3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18)
#3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17)
#3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3363: DEAR PROTESTORS

Sun, 2008 Sep 7

election 2008

                        DEAR PROTESTORS:                               
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            /  \    ,   SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD FUCKS
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    /        \          GET ARRESTED AND TAKE YOUR MISDEMEANOR CHARGE  
   | C)   C)  |         AND WEAR IT LIKE THE BADGE OF HONOR YOU'RE     
   |  .___,   |         OBVIOUSLY CRAVING FOR TO JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
    \. \_/   /                                                         
m1s   `-----'           INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR AN UNCOMMITED WUSSY FUCK

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