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#3038: DELETE CHARACTER (Thu, 2007 Oct 18)
#3037: CHELL (Wed, 2007 Oct 17)
#3036: RUPERT MURDOCH (Tue, 2007 Oct 16)
#3035: GOD HELP ME (Mon, 2007 Oct 15)
#3034: SJ SATHANAS (Sun, 2007 Oct 14)
#3033: DIGITAL THEORIST (Sat, 2007 Oct 13)
#3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______ (Fri, 2007 Oct 12)
#3031: GIMBAL LOCK (Thu, 2007 Oct 11)
#3030: LOUIS VUITTON (Wed, 2007 Oct 10)
#3029: INTERFAITH DIALOG (Tue, 2007 Oct 9)
#3028: WASHING CLOTHES (Mon, 2007 Oct 8)
#3027: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (Sun, 2007 Oct 7)
#3026: MARIA (Sat, 2007 Oct 6)
#3025: BASEBALL TEAM NAMES (Fri, 2007 Oct 5)
#3024: I HATE DENTISTS (Thu, 2007 Oct 4)
#3023: I'M NOT EVEN TRYING (Wed, 2007 Oct 3)
#3022: THIS ONE LAST TIME (Tue, 2007 Oct 2)
#3021: HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE (Mon, 2007 Oct 1)
#3020: RODENT GANG SIGNS (Sun, 2007 Sep 30)
#3019: NOT ANOTHER ABORTION (Sat, 2007 Sep 29)
#3018: DAWN LAUNCH (Fri, 2007 Sep 28)
#3017: RAPE ALLEY (Thu, 2007 Sep 27)
#3016: NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH MASTURBATION (Wed, 2007 Sep 26)
#3015: THE SHOCKER (Tue, 2007 Sep 25)
#3014: PORN FOR GIRLS (Mon, 2007 Sep 24)
#3013: THE ONE WHERE (Sun, 2007 Sep 23)
#3012: LIKE A FLUFFY WHITE SEMEN TOWELETTE (Sat, 2007 Sep 22)
#3011: A FRIEND IN NEED (Fri, 2007 Sep 21)
#3010: THROWING UP SIGNS (Thu, 2007 Sep 20)
#3009: DON'T TAZ ME (Wed, 2007 Sep 19)
#3008: CATEGORY (Tue, 2007 Sep 18)
#3007: BEATIFICATION (Mon, 2007 Sep 17)
#3006: CERTIFICATE (Sun, 2007 Sep 16)
#3005: BED BUGS (Sat, 2007 Sep 15)
#3004: AGEIST (Fri, 2007 Sep 14)
#3003: A. WHITNEY BROWN (Thu, 2007 Sep 13)
#3002: THE COLON: WHAT IS IT REALLY LIKE (Wed, 2007 Sep 12)
#3001: JEFFERSON (Tue, 2007 Sep 11)
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#2998: APPEASEMENT (Sat, 2007 Sep 8)
#2997: TAP WATER (Fri, 2007 Sep 7)
#2996: MC FRONTALOT (Thu, 2007 Sep 6)
#2995: MOVIE STARS (Wed, 2007 Sep 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3017: RAPE ALLEY

Thu, 2007 Sep 27

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