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#3015: THE SHOCKER (Tue, 2007 Sep 25)
#3014: PORN FOR GIRLS (Mon, 2007 Sep 24)
#3013: THE ONE WHERE (Sun, 2007 Sep 23)
#3012: LIKE A FLUFFY WHITE SEMEN TOWELETTE (Sat, 2007 Sep 22)
#3011: A FRIEND IN NEED (Fri, 2007 Sep 21)
#3010: THROWING UP SIGNS (Thu, 2007 Sep 20)
#3009: DON'T TAZ ME (Wed, 2007 Sep 19)
#3008: CATEGORY (Tue, 2007 Sep 18)
#3007: BEATIFICATION (Mon, 2007 Sep 17)
#3006: CERTIFICATE (Sun, 2007 Sep 16)
#3005: BED BUGS (Sat, 2007 Sep 15)
#3004: AGEIST (Fri, 2007 Sep 14)
#3003: A. WHITNEY BROWN (Thu, 2007 Sep 13)
#3002: THE COLON: WHAT IS IT REALLY LIKE (Wed, 2007 Sep 12)
#3001: JEFFERSON (Tue, 2007 Sep 11)
#3000: MQ-9 (Mon, 2007 Sep 10)
#2999: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE HOT BOX (Sun, 2007 Sep 9)
#2998: APPEASEMENT (Sat, 2007 Sep 8)
#2997: TAP WATER (Fri, 2007 Sep 7)
#2996: MC FRONTALOT (Thu, 2007 Sep 6)
#2995: MOVIE STARS (Wed, 2007 Sep 5)
#2994: ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE (Tue, 2007 Sep 4)
#2993: THE BANG SPACE SHUTTLE (Mon, 2007 Sep 3)
#2992: MEGAWATTS (Sun, 2007 Sep 2)
#2991: STOP SIGN (Sat, 2007 Sep 1)
#2990: FOR A MOMENT (Fri, 2007 Aug 31)
#2989: OWEN WILSON (Thu, 2007 Aug 30)
#2988: LUNAR ECLIPSE (Wed, 2007 Aug 29)
#2987: MATT DRUDGE (Tue, 2007 Aug 28)
#2986: DAVID LETTERMAN (Mon, 2007 Aug 27)
#2985: FILM AT ELEVEN (Sun, 2007 Aug 26)
#2984: CATHERINE WHEEL (Sat, 2007 Aug 25)
#2983: WOODY ALLEN (Fri, 2007 Aug 24)
#2982: A HORRIBLE CONDITION (Thu, 2007 Aug 23)
#2981: AGORAPHOBIA (Wed, 2007 Aug 22)
#2980: DODECAHEDRON (Tue, 2007 Aug 21)
#2979: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SAND CASTLE (Mon, 2007 Aug 20)
#2978: AN HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT OPINION ON CARROT TOP (Sun, 2007 Aug 19)
#2977: THE SAD TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Aug 18)
#2976: DEAR JOSE (Fri, 2007 Aug 17)
#2975: BERT AND ERNIE (Thu, 2007 Aug 16)
#2974: FIRE EXTINGUISHER (Wed, 2007 Aug 15)
#2973: BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14)
#2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13)
#2971: AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12)
#2970: THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2992: MEGAWATTS

Sun, 2007 Sep 2

            _     SO HELP ME GOD IF POWER COMPANIES AND NEWS      
           ( )     AGENCIES CAN'T START LEARNING THE DIFFERENCE   
          (`  `.    BETWEEN MEGAWATTS AND MEGAWATT-HOURS THEN     
          ,    )_    I WILL KILL AGAIN                            
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  `)    )  (     ).     '(    )_                                  
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 '`.      : ;       )   ;   :  )    I MEAN KILL FOR THE FIRST TIME
   ` __.:'   )_- '-'   (   (   ))                                 
    (   (    . )   )    ;   `  )     FOR THE FIRST TIME, YEAH     
     ;_,_`- ' | _'/     `- __.'                                   
     (       (   )        |  |         WAIT WAS THAT RECORDING    
     _> _ - _-; <'        |  |          GIVE ME THAT TAPE         
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