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#3066: JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15)
#3065: MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14)
#3064: GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13)
#3063: OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12)
#3062: I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (Sun, 2007 Nov 11)
#3061: NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10)
#3060: DOG CHAPMAN (Fri, 2007 Nov 9)
#3059: KANYE WEST (Thu, 2007 Nov 8)
#3058: HAT TIP (Wed, 2007 Nov 7)
#3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER (Tue, 2007 Nov 6)
#3056: MISSOURI LAW (Mon, 2007 Nov 5)
#3055: NUMBER THREE (Sun, 2007 Nov 4)
#3054: HELEN THOMAS (Sat, 2007 Nov 3)
#3053: CALL OF DUTY (Fri, 2007 Nov 2)
#3052: BIONIC WOMAN (Thu, 2007 Nov 1)
#3051: ATTEND A RAVE (Wed, 2007 Oct 31)
#3050: AS GOD IS MY WITNESS (Tue, 2007 Oct 30)
#3049: SIDS (Mon, 2007 Oct 29)
#3048: IAPETUS (Sun, 2007 Oct 28)
#3047: VERONIKA ZEMANOVA (Sat, 2007 Oct 27)
#3046: RED-TINTED (Fri, 2007 Oct 26)
#3045: WORDS HURT (Thu, 2007 Oct 25)
#3044: HALO 3 (Wed, 2007 Oct 24)
#3043: ARGUING SEMANTICS (Tue, 2007 Oct 23)
#3042: CENTAURS (Mon, 2007 Oct 22)
#3041: ADVERSE REACTION (Sun, 2007 Oct 21)
#3040: SHOCKER (Sat, 2007 Oct 20)
#3039: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (Fri, 2007 Oct 19)
#3038: DELETE CHARACTER (Thu, 2007 Oct 18)
#3037: CHELL (Wed, 2007 Oct 17)
#3036: RUPERT MURDOCH (Tue, 2007 Oct 16)
#3035: GOD HELP ME (Mon, 2007 Oct 15)
#3034: SJ SATHANAS (Sun, 2007 Oct 14)
#3033: DIGITAL THEORIST (Sat, 2007 Oct 13)
#3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______ (Fri, 2007 Oct 12)
#3031: GIMBAL LOCK (Thu, 2007 Oct 11)
#3030: LOUIS VUITTON (Wed, 2007 Oct 10)
#3029: INTERFAITH DIALOG (Tue, 2007 Oct 9)
#3028: WASHING CLOTHES (Mon, 2007 Oct 8)
#3027: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (Sun, 2007 Oct 7)
#3026: MARIA (Sat, 2007 Oct 6)
#3025: BASEBALL TEAM NAMES (Fri, 2007 Oct 5)
#3024: I HATE DENTISTS (Thu, 2007 Oct 4)
#3023: I'M NOT EVEN TRYING (Wed, 2007 Oct 3)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3045: WORDS HURT

Thu, 2007 Oct 25

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                    |      _\_      YOUR WORDS HURT ME                
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             [_j__|   |_j__]        BECAUSE YOU WRITE THEM DOWN ON BIG
             [__j_|___|__j_]        BOOKS AND THEN HIT ME WITH THEM   
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