_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3450: CMSG NEWSGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) ... #3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14) #3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13) #3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12) #3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11) #3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10) #3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9) #3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8) #3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7) #3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6) #3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5) #3085: MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4) #3084: LOSER (Mon, 2007 Dec 3) #3083: GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2) #3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1) #3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30) #3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29) #3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28) #3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27) #3077: CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26) #3076: MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25) #3075: THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24) #3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 (Fri, 2007 Nov 23) #3073: JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22) #3072: THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21) #3071: POORLY DRAWN (Tue, 2007 Nov 20) #3070: BEE MOVIE (Mon, 2007 Nov 19) #3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME (Sun, 2007 Nov 18) #3068: EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2007 Nov 17) #3067: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (Fri, 2007 Nov 16) #3066: JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15) #3065: MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14) #3064: GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13) #3063: OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12) #3062: I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (Sun, 2007 Nov 11) #3061: NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10) #3060: DOG CHAPMAN (Fri, 2007 Nov 9) #3059: KANYE WEST (Thu, 2007 Nov 8) #3058: HAT TIP (Wed, 2007 Nov 7) #3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER (Tue, 2007 Nov 6) #3056: MISSOURI LAW (Mon, 2007 Nov 5) #3055: NUMBER THREE (Sun, 2007 Nov 4) #3054: HELEN THOMAS (Sat, 2007 Nov 3) #3053: CALL OF DUTY (Fri, 2007 Nov 2) #3052: BIONIC WOMAN (Thu, 2007 Nov 1) #3051: ATTEND A RAVE (Wed, 2007 Oct 31) #3050: AS GOD IS MY WITNESS (Tue, 2007 Oct 30) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #3071: POORLY DRAWN | #3073: JOY DIVISION >>> #3072: THE ONLY ONE Wed, 2007 Nov 21 ____ _ /////|\\ ``````\\\ OKAY BE HONEST WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO BEAT OFF `/` ))) TO MARIE OSMOND FAINTING ON YOUTUBE \`, ((( `--- ,\\\ ,---/ )),))) / , `(( ((( `--. ) `__)) ________ | | ,-./\ \ _,-' \ \__,-. \ \,-' EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED BUHHHHHHHHHH GROUND /`.__,-'_,-\ `-. / \____`--'____________ | \ Starshine

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