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#3132: THE KERFUFFLE OVER KERFUFFLE (Sun, 2008 Jan 20)
#3131: BOBBY FISCHER (Sat, 2008 Jan 19)
#3130: SPACE GIRAFFE (Fri, 2008 Jan 18)
#3129: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO LUDACRIS (Thu, 2008 Jan 17)
#3128: HIGH STAKES POKER (Wed, 2008 Jan 16)
#3127: PROPOSITION 23 (Tue, 2008 Jan 15)
#3126: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING (Mon, 2008 Jan 14)
#3125: ELLEN DEGENERES (Sun, 2008 Jan 13)
#3124: ANAL CREAMPIE (Sat, 2008 Jan 12)
#3123: HEADBUTTS (Fri, 2008 Jan 11)
#3122: UP IN THE WORLD (Thu, 2008 Jan 10)
#3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE (Wed, 2008 Jan 9)
#3120: DREAD (Tue, 2008 Jan 8)
#3119: RICHARD STALLMAN (Mon, 2008 Jan 7)
#3118: TO REMIND ME (Sun, 2008 Jan 6)
#3117: YOUTUBE DEBATES (Sat, 2008 Jan 5)
#3116: IT'S A REAL WORD (Fri, 2008 Jan 4)
#3115: TRAVOLTA IN DRAG (Thu, 2008 Jan 3)
#3114: HAMMER MISSILE (Wed, 2008 Jan 2)
#3113: 9/11 TRUTHER (Tue, 2008 Jan 1)
#3112: POST HOC ERGO PROPER HOC (Mon, 2007 Dec 31)
#3111: SNACKING ELASMOSAURUS (Sun, 2007 Dec 30)
#3110: BREATHING (Sat, 2007 Dec 29)
#3109: CONSOLE GAMERS (Fri, 2007 Dec 28)
#3108: TEARS (Thu, 2007 Dec 27)
#3107: GET LIVES (Wed, 2007 Dec 26)
#3106: THINKGEEK (Tue, 2007 Dec 25)
#3105: CANADIANS (Mon, 2007 Dec 24)
#3104: CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23)
#3103: RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22)
#3102: PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21)
#3101: HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20)
#3100: SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19)
#3099: CROSSING THE PICKET LINES (Tue, 2007 Dec 18)
#3098: LYING ABOUT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS (Mon, 2007 Dec 17)
#3097: BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16)
#3096: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15)
#3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14)
#3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13)
#3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12)
#3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11)
#3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10)
#3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9)
#3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8)
#3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7)
#3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3109: CONSOLE GAMERS

Fri, 2007 Dec 28

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