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#3108: TEARS (Thu, 2007 Dec 27)
#3107: GET LIVES (Wed, 2007 Dec 26)
#3106: THINKGEEK (Tue, 2007 Dec 25)
#3105: CANADIANS (Mon, 2007 Dec 24)
#3104: CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23)
#3103: RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22)
#3102: PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21)
#3101: HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20)
#3100: SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19)
#3099: CROSSING THE PICKET LINES (Tue, 2007 Dec 18)
#3098: LYING ABOUT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS (Mon, 2007 Dec 17)
#3097: BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16)
#3096: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15)
#3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14)
#3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13)
#3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12)
#3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11)
#3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10)
#3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9)
#3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8)
#3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7)
#3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6)
#3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5)
#3085: MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4)
#3084: LOSER (Mon, 2007 Dec 3)
#3083: GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2)
#3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1)
#3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30)
#3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29)
#3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28)
#3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27)
#3077: CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26)
#3076: MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25)
#3075: THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24)
#3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 (Fri, 2007 Nov 23)
#3073: JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22)
#3072: THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21)
#3071: POORLY DRAWN (Tue, 2007 Nov 20)
#3070: BEE MOVIE (Mon, 2007 Nov 19)
#3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME (Sun, 2007 Nov 18)
#3068: EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2007 Nov 17)
#3067: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (Fri, 2007 Nov 16)
#3066: JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15)
#3065: MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14)
#3064: GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13)
#3063: OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3085: MOUTH MAN

Tue, 2007 Dec 4

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        MOUTH MAN / MOUTH MAN                                             
                                                                          
        DOES WHATEVER A / MOUTH CAN REASONABLY BE EXPECTED TO DO GIVEN THE
         CIRCUMSTANCES SINCE AFTER ALL IT'S ONLY A MOUTH                  

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