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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13)
#3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12)
#3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11)
#3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10)
#3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9)
#3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8)
#3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7)
#3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6)
#3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5)
#3085: MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4)
#3084: LOSER (Mon, 2007 Dec 3)
#3083: GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2)
#3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1)
#3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30)
#3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29)
#3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28)
#3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27)
#3077: CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26)
#3076: MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25)
#3075: THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24)
#3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 (Fri, 2007 Nov 23)
#3073: JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22)
#3072: THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21)
#3071: POORLY DRAWN (Tue, 2007 Nov 20)
#3070: BEE MOVIE (Mon, 2007 Nov 19)
#3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME (Sun, 2007 Nov 18)
#3068: EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2007 Nov 17)
#3067: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (Fri, 2007 Nov 16)
#3066: JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15)
#3065: MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14)
#3064: GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13)
#3063: OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12)
#3062: I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (Sun, 2007 Nov 11)
#3061: NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10)
#3060: DOG CHAPMAN (Fri, 2007 Nov 9)
#3059: KANYE WEST (Thu, 2007 Nov 8)
#3058: HAT TIP (Wed, 2007 Nov 7)
#3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER (Tue, 2007 Nov 6)
#3056: MISSOURI LAW (Mon, 2007 Nov 5)
#3055: NUMBER THREE (Sun, 2007 Nov 4)
#3054: HELEN THOMAS (Sat, 2007 Nov 3)
#3053: CALL OF DUTY (Fri, 2007 Nov 2)
#3052: BIONIC WOMAN (Thu, 2007 Nov 1)
#3051: ATTEND A RAVE (Wed, 2007 Oct 31)
#3050: AS GOD IS MY WITNESS (Tue, 2007 Oct 30)
#3049: SIDS (Mon, 2007 Oct 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3071: POORLY DRAWN

Tue, 2007 Nov 20

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