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#544: TATTOO

Tue, 2000 Dec 19

tattoo

          CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT TATTOOED         
            ON MY FAT PASTY GOTH ASS            
                                                
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#584: NICE TATTOO

Sun, 2001 Jan 28

tattoo

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                   NICE TATTOO FAGGOT                   

#1157: A TRULY APPROPRIATE TATTOO

Sat, 2002 Aug 24

tattoo

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#1742: LIKE A TATTOO

Wed, 2004 Mar 31

best of, tattoo

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#2079: TATTOO IDEA

Thu, 2005 Mar 3

tattoo

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#2544: DAVE NAVARRO WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Sun, 2006 Jun 11

tattoo, topical

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#2645: RETURN TO SENDER

Wed, 2006 Sep 20

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#2704: PLAYBOY TATTOO

Sat, 2006 Nov 18

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#3071: POORLY DRAWN

Tue, 2007 Nov 20

tattoo

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| :   :    ' '     '  '   :   :  \    HEY WHAT'S WORSE THAN A REALLY BIG    
|  ' '                     ' '    \    TATTOO OF A LAME SUBJECT ON YOUR     
|       v                          \    BODY WHICH YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE ????
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