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#544: TATTOO Tue, 2000 Dec 19 tattoo CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT TATTOOED ON MY FAT PASTY GOTH ASS , : , '. ; : ; ,` '-. '. ; : ; ,` ,-` "-. '-. '. ; : ; ,` ,-` ,-" "-. '-. '. ; : ; ,` ,-` ,-" '"--. '"-. '-.' ' `.-` ,-"` ,--"` '"--. 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'$$P* V$$$$$""**$$$b. .o$$P WATCH ME BE ALL COUNTER- " .oooZ$$$$b..o$$$$$$$$$$$$C CULTURE AND REALLY COOL .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. BY GETTING THIS TATTOO !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .o$$$o$$$$$$$$P""*$$$$$$$$$P"""*$$$P .$$$**$$$$P"q$C "$$$b .$$P $$P "$$$b "$ . .$$$$$b. *" $$ $$$. "***$$$$$$$b. A. (ONE TATTOO OR PIERCING V$b . Z$$b. . "*$$$$$b$$: LATER ................) V$$. "*$$$b. b. "$$$$$ "$$b "*$. *b. "$$$b "$$b. "L "$$o. "*" .ooo.. "*$$o. "*$$o. .o$$$$$$$$b. "*$$b. "$$b. .$$$$$*" ""*. "*$$o. "$$$o. $$$$$' "$$o "$$$b. "$$$$ ...oo.. "$b. "$$$$b. "$$$$$$$P*""""" . "$$ "$$$$b "$$$$P" L."$. .$$$$$. $$$$ .. $$$; o$$$$$$ $$$$ NOW I'M TOTALLY UNIQUE . $.l "$$' .$$$$$$$P $$$P AND THERE'S NO ONE ELSE .I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ ON EARTH JUST LIKE ME .$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; BECAUSE I GOT TO CHOOSE .$$; $$$. "A "$. ". ' o$$$P .$P WHICH TATTOO I GOT AND .$$$b $$$$. *$. "$$$$o. .$$$$P $" WHERE ON MY BODY I GOT .$$$$$ $$$$$. "$$o."**$$$$o.' .o$$$$P" P IT !!!!!!! I'M ALL ABOUT $$P"$$b $$$$$$o "*$$$$boooooc$$$$$$$P" . INDIVIDUALISM AND I'M $$ $$$."$$$"*$$. "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$C .o" TOTALLY UNIQUE !!!!!!!!! I" $P"$."$$b. "*$. "**$$$$$*"*$$$$$$$" ' $ "$."$$$. ""' "*$$* $. "."$$$$o mls "I "$$$$b. . "$$$b."$o. "*$$."$$$o. EXCEPT FOR EVERY OTHER SHITHEAD "$$o $$$$b. BORN AFTER 1985 '$$o'$$$$$b. '$$.'$$$**$o '$$.$$$. '$$ AND IF I GET IT ON MY TITS OR TWAT $$; $$$o. "$. I CAN OFFICIALLY DO PORN !!!! "$: $$ "*o ". L $$ $P l '. $. .$$ $; ;$.$$P $ "$$$$ P' $$$;: $$P o$P $P I' ' #2079: TATTOO IDEA Thu, 2005 Mar 3 tattoo . b A I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA $b Vb. FOR A TATTOO !!!! '$b V$b. $$b V$$b. "CAUTION: FILLING WILL '$$b. V$$$$oooooooo. .. BE HOT" '$$P* V$$$$$""**$$$b. .o$$P " .oooZ$$$$b..o$$$$$$$$$$$$C .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .o$$$o$$$$$$$$P""*$$$$$$$$$P"""*$$$P .$$$**$$$$P"q$C "$$$b .$$P $$P "$$$b "$ . .$$$$$b. *" $$ $$$. "***$$$$$$$b. A. V$b . Z$$b. . "*$$$$$b$$: V$$. "*$$$b. b. "$$$$$ "$$b "*$. *b. "$$$b "$$b. "L "$$o. "*" .ooo.. "*$$o. "*$$o. .o$$$$$$$$b. "*$$b. "$$b. .$$$$$*" ""*. "*$$o. "$$$o. $$$$$' "$$o "$$$b. "$$$$ ...oo.. "$b. "$$$$b. "$$$$$$$P*""""" . "$$ "$$$$b "$$$$P" L."$. .$$$$$. $$$$ .. $$$; o$$$$$$ $$$$ . $.l "$$' .$$$$$$$P $$$P .I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ .$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; .$$; $$$. "A "$. ". ' o$$$P .$P .$$$b $$$$. *$. "$$$$o. .$$$$P $" .$$$$$ $$$$$. "$$o."**$$$$o.' .o$$$$P" P $$P"$$b $$$$$$o "*$$$$boooooc$$$$$$$P" . $$ $$$."$$$"*$$. "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$C .o" I" $P"$."$$b. "*$. "**$$$$$*"*$$$$$$$" ' $ "$."$$$. ""' "*$$* $. "."$$$$o mls "I "$$$$b. . "$$$b."$o. "*$$."$$$o. "$$o $$$$b. '$$o'$$$$$b. '$$.'$$$**$o '$$.$$$. '$$ $$; $$$o. "$. "$: $$ "*o ". L $$ $P l '. $. .$$ $; ;$.$$P $ "$$$$ P' $$$;: $$P o$P $P I' ' #2544: DAVE NAVARRO WE HARDLY KNEW YE Sun, 2006 Jun 11 tattoo, topical . b A $b Vb. '$b V$b. $$b V$$b. '$$b. V$$$$oooooooo. .. '$$P* V$$$$$""**$$$b. .o$$P " .oooZ$$$$b..o$$$$$$$$$$$$C .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .o$$$o$$$$$$$$P""*$$$$$$$$$P"""*$$$P .$$$**$$$$P"q$C "$$$b .$$P $$P "$$$b "$ . .$$$$$b. *" $$ $$$. "***$$$$$$$b. A. V$b . Z$$b. . "*$$$$$b$$: V$$. "*$$$b. b. "$$$$$ "$$b "*$. *b. "$$$b "$$b. "L "$$o. "*" .ooo.. "*$$o. "*$$o. .o$$$$$$$$b. "*$$b. "$$b. .$$$$$*" ""*. "*$$o. "$$$o. $$$$$' "$$o "$$$b. "$$$$ ...oo.. "$b. "$$$$b. "$$$$$$$P*""""" . "$$ "$$$$b "$$$$P" L."$. .$$$$$. $$$$ .. $$$; o$$$$$$ $$$$ . $.l "$$' .$$$$$$$P $$$P .I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ .$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; .$$; $$$. "A "$. ". ' o$$$P .$P .$$$b $$$$. *$. "$$$$o. .$$$$P $" .$$$$$ $$$$$. "$$o."**$$$$o.' .o$$$$P" P $$P"$$b $$$$$$o "*$$$$boooooc$$$$$$$P" . $$ $$$."$$$"*$$. "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$C .o" I" $P"$."$$b. "*$. "**$$$$$*"*$$$$$$$" ' $ "$."$$$. ""' "*$$* $. "."$$$$o mls "I "$$$$b. . "$$$b."$o. "*$$."$$$o. DAVE NAVARRO SUCKS DICK HUH ?!?!?!? "$$o $$$$b. '$$o'$$$$$b. '$$.'$$$**$o '$$.$$$. '$$ $$; $$$o. "$. "$: $$ "*o ". L $$ $P l '. $. .$$ $; ;$.$$P $ "$$$$ P' ALL THOSE TATTOOS CAN'T HIDE THE GAY $$$;: $$P o$P $P I' ' #2645: RETURN TO SENDER Wed, 2006 Sep 20 tattoo . b A $b Vb. '$b V$b. $$b V$$b. '$$b. V$$$$oooooooo. .. '$$P* V$$$$$""**$$$b. .o$$P " .oooZ$$$$b..o$$$$$$$$$$$$C .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .o$$$o$$$$$$$$P""*$$$$$$$$$P"""*$$$P .$$$**$$$$P"q$C "$$$b .$$P $$P "$$$b "$ . .$$$$$b. *" $$ $$$. "***$$$$$$$b. A. V$b . Z$$b. . "*$$$$$b$$: V$$. "*$$$b. b. "$$$$$ "$$b "*$. *b. "$$$b "$$b. "L "$$o. "*" .ooo.. "*$$o. "*$$o. .o$$$$$$$$b. "*$$b. "$$b. .$$$$$*" ""*. "*$$o. "$$$o. $$$$$' "$$o "$$$b. "$$$$ ...oo.. "$b. "$$$$b. "$$$$$$$P*""""" . "$$ "$$$$b "$$$$P" L."$. .$$$$$. $$$$ .. $$$; o$$$$$$ $$$$ . $.l "$$' .$$$$$$$P $$$P .I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ .$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; .$$; $$$. "A "$. ". ' o$$$P .$P .$$$b $$$$. *$. "$$$$o. .$$$$P $" .$$$$$ $$$$$. 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L $$ $P l '. $. .$$ $; ;$.$$P $ "$$$$ P' TODAY IS DUNK THE DONG DAY, $$$;: TOMORROW IS "SORRY WHO ARE YOU AGAIN" $$P DAY o$P $P I' ' #2704: PLAYBOY TATTOO Sat, 2006 Nov 18 tattoo mm. dM8 YMMMb. dMM8 YMMMMb dMMM' `YMMMb dMMMP `YMMM MMM' "MbdMP .dMMMMMM.P I HAVE A PLAYBOY TATTOO BECAUSE I AIM HIGH dMM MMMMMM 8MMMMMMMMMMI YMMMMMMMMM "MMMMMMP MxM .mmm VK W"W """ #3071: POORLY DRAWN Tue, 2007 Nov 20 tattoo ____ .---. ,-----. _____ .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ HEY WHAT'S WORSE THAN A REALLY BIG | ' ' ' ' \ TATTOO OF A LAME SUBJECT ON YOUR | v \ BODY WHICH YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE ???? | | v \ | | | v \ | |_ | () | \/ | (= | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | ===== | | | | ) \ --- /| ===== | | | / `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / `---' \ ---- A ----- / / `----'.`-----' / ONE THAT'S POORLY DRAWN TO BOOT / / dp '-._ / '. / YOU FUCKWAD `----'

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