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#544: TATTOO

Tue, 2000 Dec 19

tattoo

          CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT TATTOOED         
            ON MY FAT PASTY GOTH ASS            
                                                
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                   ~~~~~                        
                    ~~~                         
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         YEAH EVEN THE MCMAC PART               

#584: NICE TATTOO

Sun, 2001 Jan 28

tattoo

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           __--^^^      //     \\     ^^^--_            
          _-^         // (    ) \\         ^-_          
         -           //  |\^^/|  \\           -         
       _/           //   (0::0)   \\            \_      
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  -                   \\/      \//                   -  
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                   <__\_| |  | |_\__>                   
                   ^^^^ ^^^  ^^^ ^^^^^                  
                                                        
                   NICE TATTOO FAGGOT                   

#1157: A TRULY APPROPRIATE TATTOO

Sat, 2002 Aug 24

tattoo

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#1742: LIKE A TATTOO

Wed, 2004 Mar 31

best of, tattoo

              .     YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOLEST ABOUT TATTOOS ???????         
           b   A     ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING YOU RETARD IDIOTS         
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              .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.  BY GETTING THIS TATTOO !!!  
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#2079: TATTOO IDEA

Thu, 2005 Mar 3

tattoo

              .                                                    
           b   A                             I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA 
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#2544: DAVE NAVARRO WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Sun, 2006 Jun 11

tattoo, topical

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                  "*$$."$$$o.       DAVE NAVARRO SUCKS DICK HUH ?!?!?!?
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#2645: RETURN TO SENDER

Wed, 2006 Sep 20

tattoo

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#2704: PLAYBOY TATTOO

Sat, 2006 Nov 18

tattoo

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   .dMMMMMM.P        I HAVE A PLAYBOY TATTOO BECAUSE I AIM HIGH
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#3071: POORLY DRAWN

Tue, 2007 Nov 20

tattoo

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| :   :    ' '     '  '   :   :  \    HEY WHAT'S WORSE THAN A REALLY BIG    
|  ' '                     ' '    \    TATTOO OF A LAME SUBJECT ON YOUR     
|       v                          \    BODY WHICH YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE ????
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          `---'  \ ---- A ----- /      /                                    
                  `----'.`-----'      /   ONE THAT'S POORLY DRAWN TO BOOT   
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                           '.      /    YOU FUCKWAD                         
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