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#120: DOCTOR WHAT

Fri, 1999 Oct 22

doctor who

I PUT K-9 AND WHAT'S-HER-FACE                  
DOWN MY PANTS AND NOW THEY'RE .---.            
GOING TO KICK ME OUT THE     |   '.|  __       
TIME LORDS' GUILD !!!!!!!    | ___.--'  )      
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BETTER CRAM DOWN THESE  .-'%%% a: a %%%        
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#603: DALEK

Fri, 2001 Feb 16

doctor who

    I WRITE THE DONGS THAT MAKE
       THE WHOLE WORLD SUCK    
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#1087: EXTERMINATE

Sat, 2002 Jun 15

doctor who

                     AND ANOTHER THING I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL     
                     GO POSTAL IF I HEAR THE WORD "EXTERMINATE"
                     ONE MORE TIME GIVE IT A REST YOU GUYS     
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