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#1305: PREFIX CODE

Sun, 2003 Jan 19

2010, star trek

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#1385: A MESSAGE FOR YOU

Wed, 2003 Apr 9

2010

     I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU            
    IT READS: YOU MUST LEAVE IN TWO DAYS 
                                         
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#1789: ALL THESE WORLDS

Mon, 2004 May 17

2010

                               ::: =,    ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
                           ;;=;;===      EXCEPT EUROPA:            
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#3538: HAL

Sun, 2009 Mar 1

2010

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#3882: 2010

Mon, 2010 Feb 8

2010

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#4462: EUROPANS

Sun, 2011 Sep 11

2010

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   ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS                                   
                                                                
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       ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE                                 
                                                                
   ON SECOND THOUGHT THE EUROPEAN UNDERSEA LIFE                 
   IS KIND OF A BUNCH OF DICKS                                  
                                                                
   SO GO AHEAD AND LAND THERE AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM
                                                                
   FUCK THEM THEY WON'T PLAY PARCHEESI WITH US                  

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