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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT Tue, 2003 Mar 25 bush, iraq, west wing _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET | ,-------------. | TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!! | | .---------. | | | | | | | | "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND | | | | | | SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP" | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `---------' | | | `---------------' | | _ GAME BOY | | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | hjw | _ _ B | `97 | // // | | // // \\\\\\ | | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," #1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 Tue, 2004 Nov 2 bush, election 2004, nazi ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' JB BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!! IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!! #2082: LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT Sun, 2005 Mar 6 bush '! !' '\).-.(/' .) o o (. FROM: BONO n (o) n' .-@ =-= @-. TO: PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH / .'=._.='. \ .-' '-.".-' '-. )_ /-._,6,_.-\ _( '. /. " .\ .' '"' ; ; '"' '. .' 6: :6 PLZ SEND SOAP AND SHAMPOO, : : '. .' THX !!!!!!!! : : '. .' ! ! : : .-. ! ' ; ' ; " '. .' "^Y$bpgd$P^" "Y$$P' fsc / \ #2652: ZERG RUSH Wed, 2006 Sep 27 bush, starcraft .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS `: `, -=| THAT BUSH IS TOO RELIANT ON THE ZERG RUSH | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' #2760: SO MANY LEVELS Sat, 2007 Jan 13 bush ___ / (`\\ I CALL HIM "BUSHITLER" c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ LOLOLOLOLOL THAT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS /`< __ >/ __|,\ YOU HAVE NO IDEA b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ #3283: AN INTERESTED VOTER Thu, 2008 Jun 19 bush, election 2008 _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ALL I CAN SAY IS IS I'M *DEFINITELY* NOT VOTING FOR GEORGE W. BUSH THIS TIME AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT WHAT

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