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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT

Tue, 2003 Mar 25

bush, iraq, west wing 

 _n_________________                                   
|_|_______________|_|  A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET
|  ,-------------.  |  TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!!          
| |  .---------.  | |                                  
| |  |         |  | |  "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND   
| |  |         |  | |  SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP"     
| |  |         |  | |                                  
| |  |         |  | |                                  
| |  `---------'  | |                                  
| `---------------' |                                  
|   _ GAME BOY      |                                  
| _| |_         ,-. |                                  
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|  |_|    "._,"   A | hjw                              
|    _  _    B      | `97                              
|   // //           |                                  
|  // //    \\\\\\  |                                  
|  `  `      \\\\\\ ,                                  
|________...______,"

#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004

Tue, 2004 Nov 2

bush, election 2004, nazi 

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                          `~' JB                                     
                                                                     
    BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!!                
                                                                     
    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!!     
                                                                     
    IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE 
    PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US   
    ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL           
    OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!                                             
                                                                     
    THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M
    SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE  
    WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!!

#2082: LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT

Sun, 2005 Mar 6

bush 

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       :     :                                  
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#2652: ZERG RUSH

Wed, 2006 Sep 27

bush, starcraft 

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   (" /      `.   -=:     THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS
    `:         `, -=|     THAT BUSH IS TOO RELIANT ON THE ZERG RUSH  
     |  F\    i, ; -|                                                
     |  | |   ||  \_J                                                
fsc  mmm! `mmM Mmm'

#2760: SO MANY LEVELS

Sat, 2007 Jan 13

bush 

              ___                                                
             / (`\\      I CALL HIM "BUSHITLER"                  
             c` 9\9                                              
        ___.-| -_"/                                              
       /\===\|_/===\     LOLOLOLOLOL THAT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS
      /`< __ >/ __|,\     YOU HAVE NO IDEA                       
b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \

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