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#131: DOROTHY

Tue, 1999 Nov 2

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#497: GUESS

Thu, 2000 Nov 2

        _.~._                               
     ,~'.~@~.`~.     GUESS WHAT'S UP ME     
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    '///,'                         `-`   hjw

#862: MISS OF THE YEAR

Fri, 2001 Nov 2

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#1227: ALLHALLOWMAS

Sat, 2002 Nov 2

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                        I HAVE A VENEREAL DISEASE                     

#1592: MARK MITSUBISHI

Sun, 2003 Nov 2

topical

                     MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI
     ____________    MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI
   .F............T.  MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI
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(....__|WATCHU|__....) (....__|SBAITA|__....) (....__|NDSWIT|__....)
 | |    ~~~~~~    | |   | |    ~~~~~~    | |   | |    ~~~~~~    | | 
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(....__|CHYOUR|__....) (....__|EBAYAU|__....) (....__|CTIONS|__....)
 | |    ~~~~~~    | |   | |    ~~~~~~    | |   | |    ~~~~~~    | | 
 `-'              `-'   `-'              `-'   `-'              `-' 

#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004

Tue, 2004 Nov 2

bush, election 2004, nazi

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                          `~' JB                                     
                                                                     
    BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!!                
                                                                     
    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!!     
                                                                     
    IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE 
    PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US   
    ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL           
    OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!                                             
                                                                     
    THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M
    SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE  
    WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!!                                 

#2323: GLBT

Wed, 2005 Nov 2

        __       __      YAY NOW WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN ACRONYM   
      .'  `'._.'`  '.    WHICH DESCRIBES OUR GROSS PREFERENCES  
     |  .--;   ;--.  |                                          
     |  (  /   \  )  |   GLBT GLBT GLBT GBLT TLBG LGBT LBGT BLTG
      \  ;` /^\ `;  /                                           
       :` .'._.'. `;     EVEN THE ACRONYM SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE    
jgs    '-`'.___.'`-'     CHOKING IT ON DOWN                     
                                                                
                         MIGHT I SUGGEST ALSO INCLUDING         
                         PEDOPHILES, INCESTUOUS RELATIVES, AND  
                         CORPSE FUCKERS !?!?!?!?                
                                                                
                         GLBTPIN                                
                                                                
                         OH WAIT I FORGOT FURRIES IN THERE:     
                                                                
                         GLBTPINF                               
                                                                
                         COPROPHAGES MAYBE ?!??!?!?!            
                                                                
                         GLBTPINFC                              
                                                                
                         GET A FUCKING ROOM YOU CREEPS          

#2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON

Thu, 2006 Nov 2

 .--""--.___.._     IF YOU POOP, JESUS DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE   
(  <__>  )     `-.                                                
|`--..--'|      <|                                                
|       :|       /                                                
|       :|--""-./                                                 
`.__  __;' o!O      BUT IF YOU DON'T POOP ............. ARMAGEDDON
    ""                                                            

#3053: CALL OF DUTY

Fri, 2007 Nov 2

call of duty

+------------------+                                                
|       ___        |                                                
|   _  (,~ |   _   |    I'M CONFLICTED WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY   
|  (____/  |____)  |                                                
|  |||||    |||||  |    KILLING GERMANS ????? GOOD                  
|  |||||    |||||  |                                                
|  |||||\  /|||||  |    PLAYING THE RUSSIANS KILLING GERMANS ?????  
|  |||'//\/\\`|||  |    NOT SO GOOD                                 
|  |' m' /\ `m `|  |                                                
|       /||\       |    I GUESS I RATIONALIZE IT BY REALIZING THE   
 \_              _/     PROPER PRIORITIES: FIRST THE GERMANS, THEN  
   `-----92-KSR-'       WAIT UNTIL THE WAR ENDS AND GET THE RUSSIANS

#3419: KNIGHT RIDER

Sun, 2008 Nov 2

topical

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              _.-'/ |      _||  \"--._        
        __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\    `----.  
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[__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__]
  `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.'  
hjw     `---'                     `---'       
                                              
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY I'M NOT GOING
TO LET THE CURRENT FINANCIAL CRISIS RUIN      
MY APPRECIATION OF THE NEW KNIGHT RIDER REMAKE

#3784: KINDLE FANTASY

Mon, 2009 Nov 2

kindle

                                      /|                                
                                     |\|   WHY IS THERE LOTS OF FANTASY 
                                     |||   FICTION AVAILABLE ENTIRELY   
                                     |||   FOR FREE ON THE KINDLE ????  
                                     |||                                
                                     |||                                
                                     |||                                
                                     |||                                
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        `----'       (   `~--_ ~~~;;------------~~~~~ ;;;'_/'           
                     `~~~~~~~~'~~~-----....___;;;____---~~              
                                                                        
                                           OH RIGHT BECAUSE IT SUCKS    

#4149: ROBOT OWL

Tue, 2010 Nov 2

     ____________                                  
    /____________\                                 
   / /  _\__/_  \ \    I'M A ROBOT OWL             
   || // \\// \\ ||                                
   || \\_//\\_//.||      SUCK MY FUCKING ROBOT DICK
   |_\__/_<>_\__/_|                                
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  ____|        |____                               
 |\__/|        |\__/|                              
 |    /        \    |                              
 |  /    TOMY    \  |                              
 |/________________\|                              
 |__________________|                              

#4514: SHOWER

Wed, 2011 Nov 2

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#4880: WILLY WONKA

Fri, 2012 Nov 2

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       ( )a a(      YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!!    
        C   >/                                           
         \ ~/      BUT THE D.A. MISHANDLED THE EVIDENCE, 
       ,- >o<-.    SO HERE'S THE KEYS TO MY FUDGE FACTORY
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      \_\_ | |  `----\_O-                                
      /_/____|                                           
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        |  | |               ____                        
        |__|_|_           &&& x_ \_,-------.___     |    
Stef00  (____)_)         &&&& x__*_\\._/__--_-_\-._/_    

#5245: ENTER THE RECTANGLE

Sat, 2013 Nov 2

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   ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--.                                              
 ,',' |      ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \    CAN YOU PLEASE ANGLE YOUR WEBCAM SO IT   
, /___|     d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \   POINTS AT WHAT YOU'RE BEATING OFF TO ?!?!
||   "|    d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b|                                            
|| ()||   ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:   TAKING CARE NOT TO ENTER THE RECTANGLE   
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`|  '| ::............::     ,    BRUCE LEE: ENTER THE RECTANGLE           
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  \                 ;   Bob_R                                             
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