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#125: THIS GAY POND

Wed, 1999 Oct 27

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#491: ALL NIGHT LONG

Fri, 2000 Oct 27

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                     SUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG                         

#856: IS THAT

Sat, 2001 Oct 27

aaliyah

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#1221: TRY AS YOU MIGHT

Sun, 2002 Oct 27

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  ++++++!!!!!!######!!!!!!++++++        TRY AS YOU MIGHT        
++++++++++!!##########!!++++++++++                              
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    ++{{{{{}}}}}##{{{{{}}}}}++      BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF         
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%%%%%%%%%%/\----------/\%%%%%%%%%%   TEST BUT DON'T LET         
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    %%/////\\\\\--/////\\\\\%%       MY NEGATIVE VOICE          
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  [[[]]]\\\///======\\\///[[[]]]    DISCOURAGE YOU IF YOU       
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[[[[[]]]]]||==========||[[[[[]]]]]    WANT TO START UP          
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    []||||||||||==||||||||||[]    AND BE A GOD-LIKE             
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<<<<<>>>>>::((((()))))::<<<<<>>>>>  THEN GO FOR IT              
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    <>::::::::::()::::::::::<>     I'M JUST SAYING I CAN'T      
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    vv                      vv    TWO WAY WITH THOSE CRABS      

#1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE

Mon, 2003 Oct 27

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#1952: FUN FACT

Wed, 2004 Oct 27

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|/         FUN FACT: I NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL
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#2317: BITCHES

Thu, 2005 Oct 27

hurricane, topical

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(@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) `     WILMA ?!?!?!?!?   
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            ####&&&!!;;::=_-        `    EVER WONDER WHY THEY NAME   
             ###&&!!;;:-_=               HURRICANES AFTER BITCHES    
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#2682: TAOIST-DISCORDIAN

Fri, 2006 Oct 27

    ,o888b,`?88888                                                      
  ,8888 888   ?888    I'M A TAOIST-DISCORDIAN WITH SOME LEANINGS        
  8888888P'    888    TOWARDS SHAMANISM !!!!!!! OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY
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  `88   O     d888    I'M A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG                          
NW  `?._  _.o88888                                                      

#3047: VERONIKA ZEMANOVA

Sat, 2007 Oct 27

aria giovanni

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     (/^\)     VERONIKA ZEMANOVA QUIT THE BUSINESS ?!?!?!?!?             
     (\ /)                                                               
     .-'-.     THE DAY MY BONER DIED                                     
    /(_I_)\                                                              
    \\) (//    BUT THEN AGAIN ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT THEY'LL NEVER          
     /   \     DO HARDCORE THEY KIND OF BECOME IRRELEVANT                
     \ | /                                                               
      \|/      LIKE IF YOU SAW THEM IN A CROWD THEY'D BE ALL FUZZY       
      /|\      AND UNCLEAR AND YOU'D NOT RECOGNIZE THEM                  
      \|/                                                                
jgs   /Y\      FORTUNATELY MOST MODELS ARE STUPID WHORES WHO ARE BROKE   
               SO THEY USUALLY GO HARDCORE EVENTUALLY                    
                                                                         
               BUT FOR THOSE "PRINCIPLED" ONES THEY GET BORING MUY RAPIDO
                                                                         
               YES ARIA GIOVANNI I'M TALKING TO YOU                      

#3413: NOBODY'S BUSINESS

Mon, 2008 Oct 27

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     _\|__    THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE                  
    / ( )_\                                                
  ;/__)_(      AND THEN DRY HUMP YOU LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS
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     / |  \                                                
ejm  ~     ~                                               

#3778: GEORGE LOPEZ

Tue, 2009 Oct 27

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        ( (                                                         
         ) )))     FINALLY !!!!!! TBS HAS DEMONSTRATED ITSELF TO BE 
        (((((      THE ONLY NON-RACIST TELEVISION NETWORK SINCE     
      (  ))))))    THEY FINALLY HIRED GEORGE LOPEZ                  
       )((((((                                                      
      ((,````))                                                     
       :(.)(.):    BECAUSE CLEARLY RACISM IS THE ONLY REASON ANYONE 
      (    \\\ )   WOULD EVER FIRE GEORGE LOPEZ                     
          (,\\\\                                                    
         `.|||||                                                    
           \   |   I.E. IT WASN'T THAT HE SUCKED ROYALLY OR ANYTHING
            ) /                                                     
ejm       /\ /                                                      
         /  \      NOPE NOT AT ALL NUH UH                           
             /                                                      

#4143: MAYAN

Wed, 2010 Oct 27

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                _|[]_|_                                           
              _/_/=|_\_\_    PRETTY HUH ?????                     
            _/_ /==| _\ _\_                                       
          _/__ /===|_ _\ __\_    WE SLAUGHTERED PEOPLE TO OUR GODS
        _/_ _ /====| ___\  __\_                                   
      _/ __ _/=====|_ ___\ ___ \_    COOL HUH                     
jjs _/ ___ _/======| ____ \_  __ \_                               

#4508: FLAMINGO

Thu, 2011 Oct 27

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     (\`\\   THIS IS EITHER A FLAMINGO OR SOME KIND OF DROOPING FLOWER
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#4874: BE LIKE NEWTON

Sat, 2012 Oct 27

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#5239: JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE

Sun, 2013 Oct 27

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         (( }`_____     Q:                                              
         )))__.-`          QUICK PEOPLE WHAT ARE THE CRITERIA FOR THE   
        (((--'|            JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE IN SELF-DEFENSE
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ejm |`_         |`_                                                     

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