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#3801: COUCH PLASTIC (Thu, 2009 Nov 19)
#3800: STERNUTATION (Wed, 2009 Nov 18)
#3799: WE ARE COLOR BLIND (Tue, 2009 Nov 17)
#3798: ASPIE DATING SITE (Mon, 2009 Nov 16)
#3797: THREE LITTLE ______ (Sun, 2009 Nov 15)
#3796: A SYMPHONY (Sat, 2009 Nov 14)
#3795: MAST (Fri, 2009 Nov 13)
#3794: U.S.O.N.G.A.S. (Thu, 2009 Nov 12)
#3793: TINKERBELL (Wed, 2009 Nov 11)
#3792: NON-HUMAN RIGHTS (Tue, 2009 Nov 10)
#3791: XENI JARDIN (Mon, 2009 Nov 9)
#3790: ISLAMABAD (Sun, 2009 Nov 8)
#3789: A SHORT BREAK (Sat, 2009 Nov 7)
#3788: JUST TO HEAR MYSELF TALK (Fri, 2009 Nov 6)
#3787: A SINCERE PLEA FROM A SINCERE FLOUNDER (Thu, 2009 Nov 5)
#3786: BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY (Wed, 2009 Nov 4)
#3785: THE VIEW (Tue, 2009 Nov 3)
#3784: KINDLE FANTASY (Mon, 2009 Nov 2)
#3783: GEORGE WASHINGTON'S TRUE ADMISSION (Sun, 2009 Nov 1)
#3782: FOREIGNER (Sat, 2009 Oct 31)
#3781: NOT A FIGHTER (Fri, 2009 Oct 30)
#3780: SO SAY WE ALL (Thu, 2009 Oct 29)
#3779: PLEASE READ (Wed, 2009 Oct 28)
#3778: GEORGE LOPEZ (Tue, 2009 Oct 27)
#3777: POOR ROOMBA (Mon, 2009 Oct 26)
#3776: BEHIND THE SCENES CLIPS (Sun, 2009 Oct 25)
#3775: JOHN LENNON (Sat, 2009 Oct 24)
#3774: AUTISM (Fri, 2009 Oct 23)
#3773: NEW MEME (Thu, 2009 Oct 22)
#3772: HIGGS FIELD (Wed, 2009 Oct 21)
#3771: SET IT FREE (Tue, 2009 Oct 20)
#3770: BALOOON RIDE (Mon, 2009 Oct 19)
#3769: CAN'T QUIT YOU (Sun, 2009 Oct 18)
#3768: ARCHIPELAGO (Sat, 2009 Oct 17)
#3767: HASHTAGS (Fri, 2009 Oct 16)
#3766: KARI BYRON (Thu, 2009 Oct 15)
#3765: WICCAN POWERS (Wed, 2009 Oct 14)
#3764: AKIMBO PISTOLS (Tue, 2009 Oct 13)
#3763: PLAXICO (Mon, 2009 Oct 12)
#3762: AMERICAN SECTOR (Sun, 2009 Oct 11)
#3761: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE REDUX (Sat, 2009 Oct 10)
#3760: SO-CALLED (Fri, 2009 Oct 9)
#3759: TENSOR PRODUCT (Thu, 2009 Oct 8)
#3758: BEHOLD (Wed, 2009 Oct 7)
#3757: JUST FLEW IN (Tue, 2009 Oct 6)
#3756: HULA HOOP (Mon, 2009 Oct 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3778: GEORGE LOPEZ

Tue, 2009 Oct 27

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        ( (                                                         
         ) )))     FINALLY !!!!!! TBS HAS DEMONSTRATED ITSELF TO BE 
        (((((      THE ONLY NON-RACIST TELEVISION NETWORK SINCE     
      (  ))))))    THEY FINALLY HIRED GEORGE LOPEZ                  
       )((((((                                                      
      ((,````))                                                     
       :(.)(.):    BECAUSE CLEARLY RACISM IS THE ONLY REASON ANYONE 
      (    \\\ )   WOULD EVER FIRE GEORGE LOPEZ                     
          (,\\\\                                                    
         `.|||||                                                    
           \   |   I.E. IT WASN'T THAT HE SUCKED ROYALLY OR ANYTHING
            ) /                                                     
ejm       /\ /                                                      
         /  \      NOPE NOT AT ALL NUH UH                           
             /                                                      

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