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#3759: TENSOR PRODUCT (Thu, 2009 Oct 8)
#3758: BEHOLD (Wed, 2009 Oct 7)
#3757: JUST FLEW IN (Tue, 2009 Oct 6)
#3756: HULA HOOP (Mon, 2009 Oct 5)
#3755: ARSENIO HALL SHOW (Sun, 2009 Oct 4)
#3754: NOT LIKE THE OTHERS (Sat, 2009 Oct 3)
#3753: CHECK THAT (Fri, 2009 Oct 2)
#3752: POOR ROMAL POLANSKI (Thu, 2009 Oct 1)
#3751: HUMMUS (Wed, 2009 Sep 30)
#3750: M.F.A. (Tue, 2009 Sep 29)
#3749: PROGRESS THRU PROCESSORS (Mon, 2009 Sep 28)
#3748: BRAD PITT (Sun, 2009 Sep 27)
#3747: WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR (Sat, 2009 Sep 26)
#3746: THE PRODUCERS (Fri, 2009 Sep 25)
#3745: WHY ASK WHY (Thu, 2009 Sep 24)
#3744: WASHING WINDOWS (Wed, 2009 Sep 23)
#3743: STG43, MP43, MP44 (Tue, 2009 Sep 22)
#3742: PETER, PAUL AND WHO (Mon, 2009 Sep 21)
#3741: TOGETHER (A FLASHBACK FROM HISTORY) (Sun, 2009 Sep 20)
#3740: WOLFENSTEIN (Sat, 2009 Sep 19)
#3739: HADRONS (Fri, 2009 Sep 18)
#3738: U2 (Thu, 2009 Sep 17)
#3737: CAPTCHAS (Wed, 2009 Sep 16)
#3736: VAMPIRE STORIES (Tue, 2009 Sep 15)
#3735: BEHIND THE SCENES (Mon, 2009 Sep 14)
#3734: TENSOR (Sun, 2009 Sep 13)
#3733: GERMANY VS. ITALY (Sat, 2009 Sep 12)
#3732: HEALTHCARE DEBATE (Fri, 2009 Sep 11)
#3731: OUTRAGE (Thu, 2009 Sep 10)
#3730: 2009 AUGUST 9 (Wed, 2009 Sep 9)
#3729: TILA TEQUILA (Tue, 2009 Sep 8)
#3728: SO LOOK OUT (Mon, 2009 Sep 7)
#3727: CHOPLIFTER (Sun, 2009 Sep 6)
#3726: SINCERE WISHES (Sat, 2009 Sep 5)
#3725: MONIQUE ALEXANDER (Fri, 2009 Sep 4)
#3724: STAYCATION (Thu, 2009 Sep 3)
#3723: HENRY KISSINGER (Wed, 2009 Sep 2)
#3722: VIOLET (Tue, 2009 Sep 1)
#3721: HAPPY SPERM (Mon, 2009 Aug 31)
#3720: AURAL (Sun, 2009 Aug 30)
#3719: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU (Sat, 2009 Aug 29)
#3718: ILL OF THE DEAD (Fri, 2009 Aug 28)
#3717: LIONIZE (Thu, 2009 Aug 27)
#3716: AZERTY (Wed, 2009 Aug 26)
#3715: BATMANWHAT (Tue, 2009 Aug 25)
#3714: TEA PARTY (Mon, 2009 Aug 24)
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#3736: VAMPIRE STORIES

Tue, 2009 Sep 15

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 CAN WE AS A SPECIES FINALLY BE DONE         
  WITH VAMPIRE STORIES WHICH ARE ALL         
   ABOUT AS GOOD AS THIS SHITTY ASCII ART    
                                             
     LOOK IT'S JUST AN IDEA                  

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