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#3724: STAYCATION (Thu, 2009 Sep 3)
#3723: HENRY KISSINGER (Wed, 2009 Sep 2)
#3722: VIOLET (Tue, 2009 Sep 1)
#3721: HAPPY SPERM (Mon, 2009 Aug 31)
#3720: AURAL (Sun, 2009 Aug 30)
#3719: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU (Sat, 2009 Aug 29)
#3718: ILL OF THE DEAD (Fri, 2009 Aug 28)
#3717: LIONIZE (Thu, 2009 Aug 27)
#3716: AZERTY (Wed, 2009 Aug 26)
#3715: BATMANWHAT (Tue, 2009 Aug 25)
#3714: TEA PARTY (Mon, 2009 Aug 24)
#3713: A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION (Sun, 2009 Aug 23)
#3712: SCURVY (Sat, 2009 Aug 22)
#3711: CULTURE WARS (Fri, 2009 Aug 21)
#3710: FISK (Thu, 2009 Aug 20)
#3709: NATIONALIZATION (Wed, 2009 Aug 19)
#3708: TAKINGS CLAUSE (Tue, 2009 Aug 18)
#3707: AMY WINEHOUSE (Mon, 2009 Aug 17)
#3706: UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH (Sun, 2009 Aug 16)
#3705: LOWERING EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2009 Aug 15)
#3704: VANESSA LANE (Fri, 2009 Aug 14)
#3703: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (Thu, 2009 Aug 13)
#3702: WOMANINFORM (Wed, 2009 Aug 12)
#3701: IF GOD HAD WANTED (Tue, 2009 Aug 11)
#3700: NEW NAME (Mon, 2009 Aug 10)
#3699: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE (Sun, 2009 Aug 9)
#3698: PURPLE PROSE (Sat, 2009 Aug 8)
#3697: CHARLOTTE BRONTE (Fri, 2009 Aug 7)
#3696: MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT (Thu, 2009 Aug 6)
#3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE (Wed, 2009 Aug 5)
#3694: SPHERE (Tue, 2009 Aug 4)
#3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN (Mon, 2009 Aug 3)
#3692: SOCKINGTON (Sun, 2009 Aug 2)
#3691: FIST FLU (Sat, 2009 Aug 1)
#3690: HONDURAS (Fri, 2009 Jul 31)
#3689: WIKIA (Thu, 2009 Jul 30)
#3688: THE IMPACT ON JUPITER (Wed, 2009 Jul 29)
#3687: WELCOME TO THE FUTURE (Tue, 2009 Jul 28)
#3686: SCREWDRIVER (Mon, 2009 Jul 27)
#3685: SHIVA (Sun, 2009 Jul 26)
#3684: QREAGHTIVE (Sat, 2009 Jul 25)
#3683: FIREBALL (Fri, 2009 Jul 24)
#3682: TRUE CONFESSIONS: MANATEE (Thu, 2009 Jul 23)
#3681: CAUSE AND EFFECT (Wed, 2009 Jul 22)
#3680: TRANQUILITY BASE (Tue, 2009 Jul 21)
#3679: ANAL(S) (Mon, 2009 Jul 20)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3701: IF GOD HAD WANTED

Tue, 2009 Aug 11

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           #,-. ,-.#                                                         
          () a   e ()    IF GOD HAD WANTED US TO DEVELOP TECHNOLOGY          
          (   (_)   )     THEN HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN US BRAINS TO FIGURE       
          #\_  -  _/#      THINGS OUT AND ARMS AND HANDS AND FINGERS         
        ,'   `"""`    `.    TO MANIPULATE OBJECTS TO BUILD MEASUREMENT       
      ,'      \X/      `.    DEVICES AND TOOLS AND THE ABILITY TO            
     /         X     ____\    COLLABORATE AND GET TOGETHER AND CONSTRUCT     
    /          v   ,`  v  `,   THINGS BIGGER THAN OURSELVES AND ALSO THE     
   /    /         ( <==+==> )   AMBITION AND DESIRE TO ACCOMPLISH SUCH THINGS
   `-._/|__________\   ^   /                                                 
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   <(^)>|             |                                                      
     v  |             |      WAIT THIS ARGUMENT ISN'T GOING SO WELL IS IT    
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ZOT     |_.--.__ .--._|                                                      
          `==='  `==='                                                       

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