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#3696: MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT (Thu, 2009 Aug 6)
#3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE (Wed, 2009 Aug 5)
#3694: SPHERE (Tue, 2009 Aug 4)
#3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN (Mon, 2009 Aug 3)
#3692: SOCKINGTON (Sun, 2009 Aug 2)
#3691: FIST FLU (Sat, 2009 Aug 1)
#3690: HONDURAS (Fri, 2009 Jul 31)
#3689: WIKIA (Thu, 2009 Jul 30)
#3688: THE IMPACT ON JUPITER (Wed, 2009 Jul 29)
#3687: WELCOME TO THE FUTURE (Tue, 2009 Jul 28)
#3686: SCREWDRIVER (Mon, 2009 Jul 27)
#3685: SHIVA (Sun, 2009 Jul 26)
#3684: QREAGHTIVE (Sat, 2009 Jul 25)
#3683: FIREBALL (Fri, 2009 Jul 24)
#3682: TRUE CONFESSIONS: MANATEE (Thu, 2009 Jul 23)
#3681: CAUSE AND EFFECT (Wed, 2009 Jul 22)
#3680: TRANQUILITY BASE (Tue, 2009 Jul 21)
#3679: ANAL(S) (Mon, 2009 Jul 20)
#3678: IF YOU LIKE IT (Sun, 2009 Jul 19)
#3677: HIP HOP (Sat, 2009 Jul 18)
#3676: WHAT DO WE WANT (Fri, 2009 Jul 17)
#3675: SOTOMAYOR (Thu, 2009 Jul 16)
#3674: HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM (Wed, 2009 Jul 15)
#3673: JESUS' DILEMMA (Tue, 2009 Jul 14)
#3672: BILL HICKS (Mon, 2009 Jul 13)
#3671: GONZO (Sun, 2009 Jul 12)
#3670: HITLER GUMBY (Sat, 2009 Jul 11)
#3669: RUBY ON RAILS (Fri, 2009 Jul 10)
#3668: OLD MACDONALD (Thu, 2009 Jul 9)
#3667: CHICXULUB (Wed, 2009 Jul 8)
#3666: ITCHY ELBOW (Tue, 2009 Jul 7)
#3665: CONTRAVARIANT (Mon, 2009 Jul 6)
#3664: DROWNING JUICE (Sun, 2009 Jul 5)
#3663: DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY (Sat, 2009 Jul 4)
#3662: WHICH ARE YOU (Fri, 2009 Jul 3)
#3661: HAWTHORNE (Thu, 2009 Jul 2)
#3660: SENATOR AL FRANKEN (Wed, 2009 Jul 1)
#3659: BRIGHT (Tue, 2009 Jun 30)
#3658: MATH IS HARD (Mon, 2009 Jun 29)
#3657: SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF (Sun, 2009 Jun 28)
#3656: YOUR CHOICE (Sat, 2009 Jun 27)
#3655: NEW KING OF POP (Fri, 2009 Jun 26)
#3654: ARGENTINA (Thu, 2009 Jun 25)
#3653: NO HARD FEELINGS, HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS (Wed, 2009 Jun 24)
#3652: PEREZ HILTON VS. WILL.I.AM (Tue, 2009 Jun 23)
#3651: A NEW CZAR (Mon, 2009 Jun 22)
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#3673: JESUS' DILEMMA

Tue, 2009 Jul 14

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