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#47: YOUR SINS Tue, 1999 Aug 10 jesus |~~~~~| _____ _____ _____ \~~~/ /~~~~\ / __| / __| | = |\ | | | o / \ / _ _ \ / | = | \ |~| | | | /~~~ \ \ || || \ \ | = | | \ \_/ / | |___ \ \ ||_|| \ \ _______| = |__|____ \____/ |_____||\__| ||___||\__| | | = |\ \____/ \____/ | =================== | \ |_______ = _______| | DIED FOR YOUR FATNESS \ | = |\ \ | \_____| = | \_______\| | = | | | = | | | = | | | = | | | = | | | = | | |_____| | dg \ \ | \______\| #49: FOR YOUR SHINS Thu, 1999 Aug 12 crucicaption, jesus .======. | INRI | | | I DIED FOR YOUR SHINS | | OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ #260: FROM UP HERE Fri, 2000 Mar 10 crucicaption, jesus .======. | INRI | | | I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM UP HERE | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ #361: KING OF THE JEWS Mon, 2000 Jun 19 jesus ~#############oo---- __o#~~#####~~~#####~#_ #####o_o######o## I AM KING OF THE JEWS _---_ o#########~~~~~####o_ ~___~ #######~~ ~~#~~~~~ ~##_ #####~ o_ _#oo ##_ _o#### ####o##-#### ##_ __######~~ #~~ ~~ ~~~__ ## _o######### ~##o_ ## _o###########_ ~ ####o_ ##_########~~#### - -######o__ ###~##~~~~ #### _ ########~~ ## #### #~~~~~~~ ## #### ~ # #o #### - o~ #o ####- ~ o~ #o ###~ _#~ ~ _### -#~ _o####_ _ # _oo######~ # _o-~~#_~o ____ ____oo######~#:oo##oo_#~ o#####o__ #539: JESUS HATES YOU Thu, 2000 Dec 14 jesus . . . . . . . . . . . JESUS HATES YOU . . . . . . . . . . . . . :::::+::::... . . . . . ..::.:::+++++:::+++++:+::. . . .:. ..:+:..+|||+..::|+|+||++|:. . . . :::....:::::::::++||||O||O#OO|OOO|+|:. . . . .:..:..::+||OO#|#|OOO+|O||####OO###O+:+|+ .:...:+||O####O##||+|OO|||O#####O#O||OO|++||: . . ..::||+++|+++++|+::|+++++O#O|OO|||+++..:OOOOO|+ . . +++||++:.:++:..+#|. ::::++|+++||++O##O+:.++|||#O+ . . ++++++++...:+:+:.:+: ::..+|OO++O|########|++++||##+ . :::+++|O+||+::++++:::+:::+++::+|+O###########OO|:+OO . . +:+++|OO+|||O:+:::::.. .||O#OOO||O||#@###@######:+|O| . ::+:++|+|O+|||++|++|:::+O#######O######O@############O . ++++: .+OO###O++++++|OO++|O#@@@####@##################+ ::::::::::::::::::::++|O+..+#|O@@@@#@###O|O#O##@#OO#### . . :. .:.:. .:.:.: +.:::::::: . +#:#@:#@@@#O||O#O@:###:#| . `. .:.:.:.:. . :.:.:%::%%%:::::%::::%::: . `.:.:.:.: :.:.:.:. . . . #695: NO Sat, 2001 May 19 jesus NO I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE RAPTURE OF JESUS __ __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ #723: CHOKES IT ON DOWN Sat, 2001 Jun 16 jesus ########## ########## ########## ### ### ########## ########## ########## ############# ### ### ############# ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ## ### ### ## ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ###### #### ### ### #### ### ###### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### ### ### ### ### ###### ########## ############# ########### ########### ##### ########## ############# ####### ########### CHOKES IT ON DOWN FOR YOUR SINS #729: SKIN LOTION Fri, 2001 Jun 22 crucicaption, jesus _ xxxx _ /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ `-._`'`_/'`.-' `\ /` | / /-.( \_._\ \ \`; > |/ / // |// jgs \(\ FUCK OW FUCK SHIT AT THE VERY LEAST I COULD GET SOME NICE SKIN LOTION TO RUB ON MY TITS #751: MOP Sat, 2001 Jul 14 crucicaption, jesus |~~~~~~~| | | | | | | | | | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / | , | | | ' / | \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| |`\\\\) | | | | | | | DUDE I JUST TOTALLY DUMPED MYSELF MOP PLZ #1257: WTF Mon, 2002 Dec 2 crucicaption, jesus .======. | | | WTF | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ #1396: HAPPY EASTER Sun, 2003 Apr 20 crucicaption, jesus .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | I HOPE YOU FUCKERS \`-' . | REALIZE HOW PAINFUL |_.-'-._| AND HUMILIATING THIS \ _'_ / IS |; -:- | || -.- \ YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS |; .\ / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | TAF | '-=====-' #1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION Sat, 2004 Apr 3 jesus YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST YET BUT HAVE A STRONG OPINION ON IT WELL GET READY !!!!!! HERE COMES ........ JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION I'VE BEEN PUT ON THIS DIRTY SHITBALL OF A PLANET TO DO WHAT ??!?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND I'M OPENING A STARBUCKS . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. / .. _ ,-'-. _ .. / : ; _,_ ; : / ,':_(._.)_:`. ___/ /|( - )|\ / ////\\\ \ / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ \ / `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw #2775: DIVINE ALLERGIES Sun, 2007 Jan 28 jesus | - * - | ___ ___ __ __ __ ((")) /(")\ {')\ {')\ {')\ ((-)) ,,o,,,, |\^/| |-\ \ |-\ \ |-\ \ | @ | \___/ | o | B| \_\ D| \_\ Q| \_\ |___| /\ /\ |___| |___| |___| |____| ldb JESUS IS ALLERGIC TO MY DICK #3673: JESUS' DILEMMA Tue, 2009 Jul 14 jesus |~~~~~~~| | | | | | | | | | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / / | , | | SOMEBODY CHANGE MY DIAPER | ' / | I JUST MADE A STINKY \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| |`\\\\) | | | | | | | #4620: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE Thu, 2012 Feb 16 hangin with jesus*, jesus .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | VAGINAS LOOK KIND OF STRANGE OUT OF CONTEXT |_.-'-._| I MEAN DURING SEX THEY'RE COOL AND ALL BUT \ _'_ / A RANDOM CLOSEUP SHOT OF A VAGINA "AT REST" IS |; -:- | JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD AND SOMEWHAT UNAPPEALING || -.- \ |; .\ IN MY HUMBLE OPINION ANYWAY / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ I'M JESUS, I DIED FOR YOUR SINS FUCKHEADS |,`-._; .; SHOW ME YOUR PRICKS `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | #4621: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART TWO Fri, 2012 Feb 17 hangin with jesus*, jesus .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | THE BEER THEY SERVE |_.-'-._| UP HERE TASTES LIKE \ _'_ / JUDAS ISCARIOT'S CUM |; -:- | || -.- \ OR POSSIBLY MARY |; .\ MAGDALENE'S DIARRHEA / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; OH SHIT IT'S PABST `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | #4622: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART THREE Sat, 2012 Feb 18 hangin with jesus*, jesus .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | I REMEMBER THIS ONE DAY, I SPENT THE |_.-'-._| ENTIRE AFTERNOON SCRAPING MY PIPE AND WATCHING \ _'_ / VIDEOS OF SOME FAT GUY EATING THE WORLD'S |; -:- | HOTTEST CHILE PEPPERS ON YOUTUBE || -.- \ |; .\ WHILE EATING THEM HE MADE DISGUSTING SOUNDS / `'\'`\-; THAT REMINDED ME OF PIGEONS FUCKING ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; I WILL NEVER REGRET THAT FINEST OF DAYS `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' #5251: A NEED FOR RAW MATERIALS IS EXPRESSED FORCEFULLY Fri, 2013 Nov 8 jesus |~~~~~~~| | | |~~~~~~~~~~~| | I N R I | |___________| | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / | , | | | ' / | \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| GET OFF THE CROSS |`\\\\) | WE NEED THE WOOD | | | | \ tx | | \____ #5289: CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS Mon, 2013 Dec 16 christmas, jesus . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. NOW SERIOUSLY .. _ ,-'-. _ .. : ; _,_ ; : CAN WE PLEASE PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS PEOPLE ,':_(._.)_:`. /|( - )|\ / ////\\\ \ / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ \ / HOLY JESUS ***HURF*** `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw

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