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#3: JACK MCCOY

Sun, 1999 Jun 27

law and order, logo 

      .o.       oooooooooo.         .o.      
     .888.      `888'   `Y8b       .888.     
    .8"888.      888      888     .8"888.    
   .8' `888.     888      888    .8' `888.   
  .88ooo8888.    888      888   .88ooo8888.  
 .8'     `888.   888     d88'  .8'     `888. 
o88o     o8888o o888bood8P'   o88o     o8888o
                                             
      JACK MCCOY IS INDICTING YOU FOR        
      DICKLICKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE

#1656: NO OFFENSE MRS. MANSFIELD

Mon, 2004 Jan 5

law and order, mariska hargitay 

            .-._   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _        MARISKA HARGITAY SURE HAS
 .-''-.__.-'00  '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-.      DYKED IT UP BIGTIME     
'.___ '    .   .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._                            
 V: V 'vv-'   '_   '.       .'  _..' '.'.                          
   '=.____.=_.--'   :_.__.__:_   '.   : :                          
           (((____.-'        '-.  /   : :                          
 snd                         (((-'\ .' /                           
                           _____..'  .'                            
                          '-._____.-'

#2290: LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG

Fri, 2005 Sep 30

law and order 

                        ,sdPBbs.                               
                      ,d$$$$$$$$b.   LOOK THERE'S LISA FROM THE
                     d$P'`Y'`Y'`?$b   BLOODHOUND GANG !!!!     
                    d'    `  '  \ `b                           
                   /    |        \  \                          
                  /    / \       |   \   THIRD APPEARANCE FOLKS
             _,--'        |      \    |                        
           /' _/          \   |        \                       
        _/' /'             |   \        `-.__                  
    __/'       ,-'    /    |    |     \      `--...__          
  /'          /      |    / \     \     `-.           `\       
 /    /;;,,__-'      /   /    \            \            `-.    
/    |;;;;;;;\                                         pb  \

#2476: SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND

Tue, 2006 Apr 4

law and order 

       ___     THAT WAS VERY CUTE, A LITTLE OVER A MILLION --
      /_ _\      A MILLION OVER A MILLION WHAT DID WOODLEIGH 
     ( - - )         ACTUALLY SAY TO YOU TO BUY YOUR         
    __\ _ /__         SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND          
   /   \_/   \                                               
__/___________\__                  //\\                      
|     JUDGE      |\    ____       (//\\)                     
|                ||   / ___)      _\__/_                     
|                ||   (.~O=O     /      \                    
|                ||   _\_-/     / /    \ \                   
|                ||  /  \|/\    \_\     |/                   
|                ||_/_|____|\__  (/_____|                    
|                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |                    
|                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro            
|                |            ||  |  |  |                    
|________________|____________|/  |__|__|                    
                                 (__/ \__)

#2565: CLOSING ARGUMENTS

Sun, 2006 Jul 2

law and order 

                                    _._                               
                                  _/,__\,      IF WE COULD HARNESS THE
                               __/ _/o'o        POWER OF JACK MCCOY'S 
                             /  '-.___'/  __     CLOSING ARGUMENTS IT 
                            /__   /\  )__/_))\    WOULD GIVE HUMANITY 
 /_/,   __,____             // '-.____|--'  \\     AN UNLIMITED SOURCE
e,e / //  /___/|           |/     \/\        \\     OF CLEAN ENERGY   
'o /))) : \___\|          /   ,    \/         \\                      
 -'  \\__,_/|             \/ /      \          \\                     
         \_\|              \/        \          \\                    
         | ||              <    '_    \          \\                   
         | ||             /    ,| /   /           \\                  
         | ||             |   / |    /\            \\                 
         | ||              \_/  |   | |             \\                
         | ||_______________,'  |__/  \              \\               
          \|/_______________\___/______\_             \\              
           \________________________     \__           \\        ___  
              \________________________    _\_____      \\ _____/     
                 \________________________               \\           
   ~~~~~~~~  b'ger /  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~ ~~~~\\~~~~      
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    //

#2783: GAY, NOT GAY

Mon, 2007 Feb 5

law and order 

            .-.                                          
           /  /                                          
          /. /    IT'S NOT GAY TO WANT TO FUCK JACK MCCOY
 )       /c\/                                            
  (     /'\/                                             
 )     /  /                                              
(     /  /   IT'S GAY TO WANT HIM TO FUCK YOU            
 )   /  /                                                
  ( /. /                                                 
   .`.'.Pru                                              
   `'``

#2796: OFFICER NEWHOUSE

Sun, 2007 Feb 18

law and order 

              ,                                             
     __  _.-"` `'-.                                         
    /||\'._ __{}_(   DISPATCH, OFFICER NEWHOUSE IS TRYING TO
    ||||  |'--.__\   SUCK EVERYTHING OFF AGAIN              
    |  L.(   ^_\^                                           
    \ .-' |   _ |                                           
    | |   )\___/     (THIS IS A DEEPLY OBSCURE JOKE)        
    |  \-'`:._]                                             
jgs \__/;      '-.

#3136: THOMPSON '08

Thu, 2008 Jan 24

election 2008, law and order, topical 

         ,,,,,                               
         \ e e\                              
         C  _\/    |\\,                      
          )\_)    \_ /     THOMPSON '08      
        _/|/_     _//                        
      ,'\ ~ /'-,_/  \                        
     /   \_/    /   /                        
    ,  |     \_._,-"                         
   (  <     _'                               
   |   \     \                               
   ', -',-~.-'                               
   _/  )     |                               
    |//   |  '                               
      '   )  |                               
      |   |  |             WHAT              
   ._.,   -  |.,_ //                         
_\-'  )___|__|_    '-._    OH                
b'ger  /____\__\                             
                           WATERSTON '08 THEN

#3856: THE BAR EXAM

Wed, 2010 Jan 13

law and order 

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                                | , )\                                 
                                /__/\ \____               #####        
                           ,-   /   \_/    \            _/_ ####       
          /\,_\          |/|   / < _____ _> \          [.[.]-=##       
          )   "\        -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\-         /_    )#       
          \ ___Y.   _____'-'______|\/______________     |__   #        
         __)/      [_______________________________]     \___/         
        /)  \       |                             |     .'\$/\`-.      
       /|| .|       |            _...._           |    ( `.Y.' ( )     
    __;_||__|_______|         ,-'      '-_        |____|:__o___|_|_    
   [________________|        /            \       |________________]   
    |               |       |              .      |               |    
    |               |       |              |      |               |    
    |               |        \            /       |               |    
____|               |         -_        ,-        |               |____
    |               |           `-...,-'          |               |    
    |               |                             |            DP |    
    |_______________|_____________________________|_______________|    
                                                                       
        PRETTY SURE ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO PASS THE BAR EXAM IS         
          TO WATCH THE TACTICS USED IN LAW & ORDER EPISODES            
                                                                       
            OBJECTION !!!!! ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE              
                        AND ALSO BANGING CLAIRE

#4203: FANFIC

Sun, 2010 Dec 26

law and order 

                              Y\     /Y                      
                              | \ _ / |  FONTANA-GREEN FANFIC
        _____                 | =(_)= |                      
    ,-~"     "~-.           ,-~\/^ ^\/~-.                    
  ,^ ___     ___ ^.       ,^ ___     ___ ^.                  
 / .^   ^. .^   ^. \     / .^   ^. .^   ^. \                 
Y  l    O! l    O!  Y   Y  lo    ! lo    !  Y                
l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[   l_ `.___.' `.___.' _[                
l^~"-------------"~^I   l^~"-------------"~^I                
!\,               ,/!   !                   !                
 \ ~-.,_______,.-~ /     \                 /                 
  ^.             .^       ^.             .^    -Row          
    "-.._____.,-"           "-.._____.,-"

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