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#11: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF SNOOPY

Mon, 1999 Jul 5

confessions* 

                I BEAT OFF WITH AN
                 OVEN MITT NIGHTLY
                                  
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#798: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING

Thu, 2001 Aug 30

confessions* 

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#854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE

Thu, 2001 Oct 25

confessions* 

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#1659: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER

Thu, 2004 Jan 8

confessions* 

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#1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II

Fri, 2004 Mar 19

battlefield, confessions* 

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#1769: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS

Tue, 2004 Apr 27

confessions* 

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#1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT

Sat, 2004 Jun 26

confessions* 

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