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#11: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF SNOOPY

Mon, 1999 Jul 5

confessions* 

                I BEAT OFF WITH AN
                 OVEN MITT NIGHTLY
                                  
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          / \  |    ~;            
         ;-'  _|     |            
jgs  ___.|   `       |            
    `'---'`---------'

#798: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING

Thu, 2001 Aug 30

confessions* 

           \.   \.      __,-"-.__      ./   ./           
       \.   \`.  \`.-'"" _,="=._ ""`-.'/  .'/   ./       
        \`.  \_`-''      _,="=._      ``-'_/  .'/        
         \ `-',-._   _.  _,="=._  ,_   _.-,`-' /         
      \. /`,-',-._"""  \ _,="=._ /  """_.-,`-,'\ ./      
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        /   _,-'"`-.  ,++|T|||T|++.  .-'"`-,_   \        
       / ,-'        \/|`|`|`|'|'|'|\/        `-, \       
      /,'             | | | | | | |             `,\      
     /'               ` | | | | | '               `\     
                        ` | | | '                        
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                       I'M POINTY

#854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE

Thu, 2001 Oct 25

confessions* 

            I SMOKE POT
                       
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  /'.     .---'        
/'-./    (             
)     ; __\            
\_.'\ : __|            
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    (  (,.             
  mrf'-.-'

#1659: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER

Thu, 2004 Jan 8

confessions* 

           _)_                                
        .-'(/ '-.   I'M AN ATHENIAN CITY-STATE
       /    `    \                            
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     /  / '   ' \  \                          
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       /\       /\                            
       | `-._.-` |                            
       \   / \   /                            
       |_ |   | _|                            
jgs    | _|   |_ |                            
       (ooO   Ooo)

#1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II

Fri, 2004 Mar 19

battlefield, confessions* 

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     .             |:|                                          
:-. //           /""""""-.                                      
': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__    I CAN'T FLY THE HELICOPTER 
 /:   _..__   ''  ":""""'[] |""`\\    IN AGHELIA TO SAVE MY LIFE
 ': :'     `-.     _:._     '"""" :                             
  ::          '--=:____:.___....-"                              
                    O"       O" grp

#1769: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS

Tue, 2004 Apr 27

confessions* 

                             .   ,                    
                              |_|    MY TITS GIVE MILK
                             (/ \)                    
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                     ||__.""---''-|\ __  -            
              ____.--||  __  -- __  ___.---           
       __.---' __  - //--  ____.---'                  
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#1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT

Sat, 2004 Jun 26

confessions* 

                      ,'''''-._                    
                     ;  ,.  <> `-._   I'M A BOLIDE 
                     ;  \'   _,--'"                
                    ;      (                       
                    ; ,   ` \                      
                    ;, ,     \                     
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         _,--''__,|   /      \  :                  
       ,'_,-''    | ,/        | :                  
      / /         | ;         ; |                  
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      \ \        `"""             """      --      
       `.`.                 --'                    
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            `-.`.                                  
   --'         `;

#3682: TRUE CONFESSIONS: MANATEE

Thu, 2009 Jul 23

confessions* 

                _.---.._           I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED
   _        _.-'         ''-.        BUT I KNOW MY PLACE   
 .'  '-,_.-'                 '''.                          
(       _                     o  :  __/                    
 '._ .-'  '-._         \  \-  ---]                         
               '-.___.-')  )..-'                           
                        (_/                  MJP

#4114: TRUE CONFUESSIONS: THE TIE

Tue, 2010 Sep 28

confessions* 

 ______            
/(    )\           
\ \  / /           
 \/[]\/   I'M A TIE
   /\              
  |  |             
  |  |             
  |  |             
  |  |             
  |  |             
  \  /   ejm       
   \/

#4289: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PIPER

Tue, 2011 Mar 22

confessions* 

   *** %%      I HAVE NO FRIENDS
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#4408: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PLANE

Tue, 2011 Jul 19

confessions* 

           ,-.                                         
 _,.      /  /      I'M A PLANE                        
; \____,-==-._  )                                      
//_    `----' {+>   I FLY IN THE AIR AND THAT'S AWESOME
`  `'--/  /-'`(                                        
      /  /          BUT I HAVE NO TITS TO FLASH        
dew   `='

#4431: TRUE CONFESESIONS OF A MATHEMAGICIAN

Thu, 2011 Aug 11

confessions* 

            I HAVE AIDS
                       
                 /     
                /      
    1+1=2    /\        
          \ c")        
           ;-/\>       
             ||        
kOs

#4480: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL

Thu, 2011 Sep 29

confessions* 

        __       __                       
      .'  `'._.'`  '.    I AM A PRETZEL:  
     |  .--;   ;--.  |                    
     |  (  /   \  )  |                    
      \  ;` /^\ `;  /                     
       :` .'._.'. `;     I TASTE LIKE THIS
jgs    '-`'.___.'`-'

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