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#1617: THE PORN CLAM ON: JASMINE ST. CLAIRE

Thu, 2003 Nov 27

clam*, jasmin st. claire, pornstar 

   JASMINE ST. CLAIRE SURE LIKES IT IN HER POOPER
                                                 
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#1727: THE PORN CLAM ON: ANAL SEX

Tue, 2004 Mar 16

clam*, porn 

              IT SURE SEEMS LIKE WHEN PORNSTARS ARE TAKING
              IT UP THE ASS THAT THEY DON'T REALLY LIKE IT
              REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY ON THE    
              MATTER                                      
                                                          
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#2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS

Sun, 2005 Nov 27

clam*, pornstar 

                  IT IS JUST ME OR DOES MR. MARCUS   
                  LOOK LIKE HE REALLY ENJOYS HIS WORK
                                                     
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