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#2322: PLUTO

Tue, 2005 Nov 1

pluto, topical

                    ::: =,    ;    PLUTO HAS THREE MOONS !?!?!??!?!?!    
                ;;=;;===      M                                          
   ,=YVRMBBMMR=,   :i=              MAJOR BLOW STRUCK TO GROUP OF AVID   
 :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=;  ==;======         AMATEURS WHO WISH TO DEMOTE      
=tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM       PLUTO FROM PLANETARY STATUS    
tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM                                   
tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM                                 
=tYRBM;;tVB, ....,  ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM                                
,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM                               
,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM                              
...       .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM                              
.         ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;                             
           .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM                              
           .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM   MEANWHILE .......          
             .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM                                
              .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB   THE REST OF THE ASTRONOMICAL  
M               .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=    COMMUNITY STILL COULDN'T GIVE A
M                 .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,::    SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!                 
                      `,,,,,,,                                           
                                     THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY        

#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS

Sat, 2006 Jul 29

pluto, topical

                               ::: =,    ;   AND SO IT CAME TO PASS     
                           ;;=;;===      M    THAT PLUTO'S TWO NEWLY    
              ,=YVRMBBMMR=,   :i=              DISCOVERED MOONS WERE    
            :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=;  ==;======      NAMED NYX AND FAGGOT    
           =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM                          
          ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM                       
          ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM                     
          ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ....,  ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM                    
      ..   ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM                   
     ;;..  ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM                  
   :;;:;=;,...       .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM                  
  ;.,:,.....         ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;                 
  .......             .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM                  
;t ...                .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM                  
,=..                    .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM                    
                         .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB                     
        :VMM               .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=                       
       ,;VBM                 .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,::     THAT IAU SURE IS    
   WT  ,,==                      `,,,,,,,        TAKING LIBERTIES LATELY

#2642: POOR PLUTO

Sun, 2006 Sep 17

disney, pluto, topical

                               ::: =,    ;                                  
                           ;;=;;===      M                                  
              ,=YVRMBBMMR=,   :i=               BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH         
            :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=;  ==;======         PLUTO BLAH BLAH BLAH     
           =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM       BLAH BLAH PLANET BLAH  
          ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM                           
          ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM                         
          ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ....,  ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM                        
      ..   ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM                       
     ;;..  ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM                      
   :;;:;=;,...       .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM                      
  ;.,:,.....         ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;                     
  .......             .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM                      
;t ...                .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM                      
,=..                    .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM                        
                         .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB                         
        :VMM               .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=                           
       ,;VBM                 .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,::     NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLUTO
   WT  ,,==                      `,,,,,,,         HE WAS A PUNK ANYWAY      
                                               JUST ASK MICKEY              

#2911: PLUTO SYMBOL

Wed, 2007 Jun 13

pluto, pornstar

                ,-.__  ._                                         
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               :        (                                         
               :         ;    WHY DOES SARA JAY HAVE A TATTOO     
               :       _;      OF THE SYMBOL FOR PLUTO ON HER BACK
             ,.:      '                                           
             `.       ;                                           
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#3643: PLUTOCRATS

Sun, 2009 Jun 14

pluto

       ( )___( )                                                 
       /__oo   \                                                 
      ( \/     )    THIS JUST IN: PLUTOCRATS SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF
      | `=/    |    ABOUT THE RECENT RECLASSIFICATION OF PLUTO   
     /         \                                                 
    /  /    \   \                                                
   /  (      \   \                                               
  ( ,_/_      \   \                                              
   \_ '=       \   )                                             
     ""'       /  /                                              
     ;        /  /'?                                             
     :       (((( /                                              
ctr   `._   \  _ (     DETAILS ON RESPONSE TO FOLLOW             
       __|   |  /_                                               
     ("__,.."'_._.)                                              
                                                                 

#4419: PLUTO'S FOURTH MOON

Sat, 2011 Jul 30

pluto, topical

                               ::: =,    ;    TURNS OUT PLUTO HAS
                           ;;=;;===      M    A FOURTH MOON      
              ,=YVRMBBMMR=,   :i=                                
            :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=;  ==;======          WHAT A FAGGOT
           =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM                   
          ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM                
          ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM              
          ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ....,  ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM             
      ..   ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM            
     ;;..  ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM           
   :;;:;=;,...       .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM           
  ;.,:,.....         ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;          
  .......             .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM           
;t ...                .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM           
,=..                    .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM             
                         .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB              
        :VMM               .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=                
       ,;VBM                 .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,::                  
       ,,==                      `,,,,,,,       WT               

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