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#2322: PLUTO Tue, 2005 Nov 1 pluto, topical ::: =, ; PLUTO HAS THREE MOONS !?!?!??!?!?! ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= MAJOR BLOW STRUCK TO GROUP OF AVID :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== AMATEURS WHO WISH TO DEMOTE =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM PLUTO FROM PLANETARY STATUS tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM =tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM ... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM . ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM MEANWHILE ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB THE REST OF THE ASTRONOMICAL M .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= COMMUNITY STILL COULDN'T GIVE A M .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! `,,,,,,, THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY #2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS Sat, 2006 Jul 29 pluto, topical ::: =, ; AND SO IT CAME TO PASS ;;=;;=== M THAT PLUTO'S TWO NEWLY ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= DISCOVERED MOONS WERE :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== NAMED NYX AND FAGGOT =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: THAT IAU SURE IS WT ,,== `,,,,,,, TAKING LIBERTIES LATELY #2642: POOR PLUTO Sun, 2006 Sep 17 disney, pluto, topical ::: =, ; ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== PLUTO BLAH BLAH BLAH =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM BLAH BLAH PLANET BLAH ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLUTO WT ,,== `,,,,,,, HE WAS A PUNK ANYWAY JUST ASK MICKEY

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