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#2832: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Mon, 2007 Mar 26

battlestar galactica, topical

                                 ,-                                          
                               ,'::|                                         
                              /::::|                                         
                            ,'::::o\                                      _..
         ____........-------,..::?88b                                  ,-' / 
 _.--"""". . . .      .   .  .  .  ""`-._                           ,-' .;'  
<. - :::::o......  ...   . . .. . .  .  .""--._                  ,-'. .;'    
 `-._  ` `":`:`:`::||||:::::::::::::::::.:. .  ""--._ ,'|     ,-'.  .;'      
     """_=--       //'doo.. ````:`:`::::::::::.:.:.:. .`-`._-'.   .;'        
         ""--.__     P(       \               ` ``:`:``:::: .   .;'          
                "\""--.:-.     `.                             .:/            
                  \. /    `-._   `.""-----.,-..::(--"".\""`.  `:\            
                   `P         `-._ \          `-:\          `. `:\           
                                   ""            "            `-._)  -Seal   
                                                                             
    BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON 3:                                           
                                                                             
      NOT JUST JUMPING THE SHARK, BUT SODOMIZING IT, PERFORMING MOUTH        
      TO ANAL, DOUBLE PENETRATION, TWO IN EACH HOLE, THREE IN EACH HOLE,     
      CUTTING IT OPEN AND FUCKING THE WOUND, THEN PUNCHING THE VIEWER        
      IN THE FACE AND FINALLY GOING BACK IN TIME AND DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN 

#2871: SOCIALATORS

Fri, 2007 May 4

battlestar galactica

      .-.                                             
     (/^\)     WHAT THE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REMAKE   
     (\ /)     REALLY NEEDS IS LESS EVERYONE'S A CYLON
     .-'-.     AND MORE SOCIALATORS                   
    /(_I_)\                                           
    \\) (//                                           
     /   \                                            
     \ | /                                            
      \|/                                             
      /|\                                             
      \|/                                             
jgs   /Y\                                             

#3562: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS

Wed, 2009 Mar 25

battlestar galactica

                                   /                                       
                                  /    SCROLL DOWN FOR BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
                                 /      SEASON 4 FINALE SPOILERS !!!!!!!!  
                                /                                          
                               /                                           
                              /;                                           
                             /;                       .                    
                            //                                             
                           //                         .                    
                          ;/                                               
                        ,//                           .                    
                    _,-' ;_,,                                              
                 _,'-_  ;|,'                          .                    
             _,-'_,..--. |                                                 
     ___   .'-'_)'  ) _)\|      ___                   .                    
   ,'"""`'' _  )   ) _)  ''--'''_,-'                                       
-={-o-  /|    )  _)  ) ; '_,--''                      .                    
   \ -' ,`.  ) .)  _)_,''|                                                 
    `."(   `------''     /                            .                    
      `.\             _,'                                                  
        `-.____....-\\                                .                    
                  || \\                                                    
                  // ||                                                    
                 //  ||                                                    
                //   ||          YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED FOR HAVING WATCHED
            _-.//_, _||_,         THIS AND EXPECTING IT NOT TO FUCKING SUCK
jrei          ,'   ,-'/                                                    

#3780: SO SAY WE ALL

Thu, 2009 Oct 29

battlestar galactica

         %%%%       WIENERS                             
         %%%%%%%%                                       
        %%%%%% %%%    /                                 
         %%%  % %    /                                  
          %    %    /                                   
        %%%  %                                          
     %%%%%%   %%%                                       
    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%                                      
   %%%% %%%%%%% %%%                                     
  %%%%   %%%%%%  %%%                                    
    %%% %%%%%%%%%%                                      
     %%%%%%%%%%%                                        
       %%%%%%%%%                                        
        %%%%%%%%                                        
         %%%%%%%                                        
          %%%%%%                                        
         %%% %%%                                        
        %%%% %%%%                                       
        %%%   %%%    LOOK FOLKS THEY CAN'T ALL BE FUNNY 
        %%     %%                                       
        %%     %%      OKAY FINE ALMOST NONE OF THEM ARE
b'ger  %%%%    %%%      LEAVE ME ALONE I'M DEPRESSED    
         %%%  %%%                                       

#3871: FRAK

Thu, 2010 Jan 28

battlestar galactica

                                                                            
                       _  _                 |-._                            
                    -         - _           |-._|   DEAR NERDS WHO SINCERELY
                 O                 (). _    |       USE THE WORD "FRAK" FROM
                                     '(_) __|__     BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AS 
                                     [__|__|_|_]    AN EXPLETIVE:           
  ~~ _|_ _|_ _|_  ~~     ~~~          |__|__|_|                             
   __ |   |   |       ~~      ~~~     |_|__|__|     GROW A FUCKING SET AND  
   HH_|___|___|__.--"  ~~~ ~~        /|__|__|_|     USE REAL BAD WORDS      
  |__________.-"     ~~~~    ~~~    / |_|__|__|                             
  ~     ~~ ~      ~~       ~~      /  |_| |___|     THANK YOU FOR LISTENING 
     ~~~~    ~~~   ~~~~   ~   ~~  /                                         
jrei                                                                        

#3988: LOST FINALE

Tue, 2010 May 25

battlestar galactica, lost, topical

                             |                                        
                       --====|====--                                  
                             |                                        
                                                                      
                         .-"""""-.     SO WAS STARBUCK IN THE SIDEWAYS
                       .'_________'.    WORLD ALL ALONG OR WHAT       
                      /_/_|__|__|_\_\                                 
                     ;'-._       _.-';                                
,--------------------|    `-. .-'    |--------------------,           
 ``""--..__    ___   ;       '       ;   ___    __..--""``            
  jgs      `"-// \\.._\             /_..// \\-"`                      
              \\_//    '._       _.'    \\_//                         
               `"`        ``---``        `"`                          

#4158: LESSONS FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Thu, 2010 Nov 11

battlestar galactica

        _,--',   _._.--._____                                             
 .--.--';_'-.', ";_      _.,-'   IF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA HAS TAUGHT ME    
.'--'.  _.'    {`'-;_ .-.>.'     ANYTHING IT'S THIS:                      
      '-:_      )  / `' '=.                                               
        ) >     {_/,     /~)     - ALL ASIANS ARE CYLONS                  
snd     |/               `^ .'                                            
                                 - THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED             
                                                                          
                                 - THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE                    
                                                                          
                                 HEY IT'S NOT ME IT'S BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

#4986: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REBOOT REWATCH

Sat, 2013 Feb 16

battlestar galactica

                                /'-\                                
                     .-=-.     /  " \                               
        _   .-'-.   .'  _  '.  |  .-\oo)                            
       ( \ / .-. \ /  .' '.  \ /  |                                 
~jgs^~`~^~`~^~`~^~`~^~^~`^~^~`^~^~^~^~^~`                           
                                                                    
   I JUST WATCHED THE WHOLE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SERIES REBOOT AGAIN
   FOR REASONS THAT ARE NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR EVEN TO ME               

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