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#2839: AURORA JOLIE

Mon, 2007 Apr 2

aurora jolie, pornstar 

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 | ]    |/; |,   |              |   [  ( __,/      DEAR AURORA JOLIE,    
 |    ,-'/  ;\ ,<  _',\.-._,;   |      ] |    n                          
 |   -' /   _;';    '=_'-' ,)  ,\        |   ,;    YOUR LINE ABOUT BEING 
 |  ]  / \,'__/--,_,-- 'mm'J -"_  ]       '-,+_    A VIRGIN ISN'T FOOLING
 |    /    / "''-.,;"---''--'"" \      ]   __  "-' ANYBODY               
;' [      / :    : _c           /         /  ",_,'                       
|      [ | v|  , '/             c c    \ |         ONCE YOU'VE PUT IT IN 
\    ]   |  \ /| :        __,-,v;|]   . \|         YOUR MOUTH AND ASS YOU
  [      /"--'/  |      (7_   c@  )    )/|         PRETTY MUCH LOSE ANY  
\     ]    ,-"'<':       '--,    (    /^ |         HIGH GROUND YOU MIGHT 
| ]       / :   '|           \ |  )      |         HAVE CLAIMED ACCORDING
| |   /  |  |    ;,-;,        \ ,)(     ]|         TO THE LAWS OF GOD AND
|  \^ |  |  :  |\ ,'           \ / \ [   |         MAN                   
|  ?  /  \_ |  /|:              | , \    |                               
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|     ]  |  :    |    ""'^.\    |   | |    \                             
|  [    ]|  |    :              | ]  \ \   /  _AsH

#3863: MEDICAL FUND

Wed, 2010 Jan 20

aurora jolie, haiti, pornstar, topical 

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       ===(_)==    FORGET ABOUT HAITI                                  
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       \ '--' /     WHAT ABOUT A MEDICAL FUND FOR AURORA JOLIE'S       
        \_ ._/       NEWLY-ANOUNCED HEART CONDITION                    
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jgs  `=. `=./      OKAY I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT PORNSTARS
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