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#1380: IMAC

Fri, 2003 Apr 4

apple

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       .: ..'         '           "-._      I'M OPERATED BY A MORON        
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#1611: SWITCH

Fri, 2003 Nov 21

apple

                   __________________________                           
           __..--/".'                        '.                         
   __..--""      | |                          |  I THINK WHAT YOU GUYS  
  /              | |                          |  ARE FAILING TO REALIZE 
 /               | |    ___________________   |  IS THAT MACINTOSH IS   
;                | |   :__________________/:  |  SO MUCH EASIER THAN    
|                | |   |                 '.|  |  WINDOWS THAT WINDOWS   
|                | |   |                  ||  |  LAN ADMINISTRATORS AND 
|                | |   |                  ||  |  PROGRAMMERS BY TRADE   
|                | |   |                  ||  |  ARE SWITCHING TOO      
|                | |   |                  ||  |                         
|                | |   |                  ||  |  YES I'M AWARE THIS JOKE
|                | |   |                  ||  |  IS A YEAR OLD          
|                | |   |                  ||  |                         
|                | |   |______......-----"\|  |                         
|                | |   |_______......-----"   |                         
|                | |                          |                         
|                | |                          |                         
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              """""             grp                                     

#1973: DOGCOW

Wed, 2004 Nov 17

apple

                   __________________________                   
           __..--/".'                        '.                 
   __..--""      | |                          |   IF YOU FAGGOTS
  /              | |                          |   LOVINGLY TELL 
 /               | |    ___________________   |   THE STORY OF  
;                | |   :__________________/:  |   THE "DOGCOW"  
|                | |   |                 '.|  |   ONE MORE TIME 
|                | |   |                  ||  |   THEN *FOOMP*  
|                | |   |                  ||  |   WORLD WAR III 
|                | |   |                  ||  |                 
|                | |   |                  ||  |                 
|                | |   |                  ||  |                 
|                | |   |                  ||  |                 
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              """""             grp                             

#2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE

Wed, 2005 Nov 9

apple

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             `OOOOOOOOO''OOOOOOOOO'                                    
               `""""""'  `""""""'      THINKING DIFFERENT              

#3880: IPAD

Sat, 2010 Feb 6

apple, kindle

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           (            )                                      
            j-  __.    |    I GUESS NOW THAT THE IPAD'S        
            |  '     -'|     BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IS BORING      
            |`--._____,+-.                                     
          .';`--.___.'    `.   AMAZON CAN UNCLENCH ITS BUTTOCKS
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