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#919: SISKEL AND EBERT Sat, 2001 Dec 29 roger ebert xxxxxxx mmmmmmmmmmmm xxx xxx mmm mmm xxxxxxx xxxxxxx mm mm xx xxx xxx xx mm mm xx xxxxxxx xx mm mm xx xxxxxxxxx xx mm mm xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx mm mm xxxxx mm mm xxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUU UUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUI IUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUI IUUUUUU xxxxxxxx UUUUUUUuuuUUUUUU xxxxxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx pm xxxxx SISKEL AND EBERT WOULD CALL THIS ATTEMPT FEEBLE AND INDICATIVE OF SERIOUS SHORTCOMINGS IN ARTISTIC INTEGRITY WELL THAT FAT ONE WOULD ANYWAY THE SKINNY ONE FINALLY SUCCUMBED TO AIDS COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK THE FAT ONE HAS AIDS TOO HE JUST EATS MORE #2069: ROGER EBERT'S SIDEKICK Mon, 2005 Feb 21 roger ebert _..--.---.._ ,' : '. .' ; '. HOW COME NOBODY'S HACKING ROGER ,' : \ EBERT'S SIDEKICK TO GET HIS / .''^''. \ REVIEWS BEFORE THEY'RE .' .-`` ``-. \ PUBLISHED IN THE SUN-TIMES ???? ,-` ',--.._ _..--.' `. / / `. (O)/ \(O) .' \ '. ( .' )/'.`--`( )`--` .\( '. ) \/ .'.' ) '. .--. .' .' '. '.\/ ( /./ \//\.'/'-.__.-'\ (\\/).\\) \/(///_.-' `. .'))/`-.\/^.^.^.. ,-' `._ _.' .' \ \ \ \\ `. \/ .' \| ^ ^ ,' / `. ( `...,' | \, \ | ' ' ) | | \ / /\ / / ' ,.^.^.^.^. / | _,.^.._ / \ | )| ' | | |/ \,--' `--.' \ ; '. /| | | ' | `-^-^'/ LGB \ / `---' `--' #2324: THROAT CANCER Thu, 2005 Nov 3 roger ebert ##### / ##### IS IT JUST ME OR HAVE ROGER EBERT'S [===#### MOVIE REVIEWS GOTTEN LESS INTERESTING /_ )### NOW THAT HIS THROAT CANCER DUMPED HIM |_ ## L / | _.-' `-._ / \ | Y Y | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ) ( | . ( Y ) , [~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | _________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ( ) ( ) | | | | ) ( ) ( | | | |-._)_(_.-| | | _________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| dp|_| #2460: ROGER EBERT ON WAR MOVIES Sun, 2006 Mar 19 roger ebert _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ cjr c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) ROGER EBERT WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD WAR MOVIE IF IT GAVE HIM CANCER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO COMPLETE PRICK IN SIXTY SECONDS #2916: EVIL GHOST Mon, 2007 Jun 18 roger ebert ___ / \ / O O \ | O | Q: WHO TURNED ROGER EBERT INTO AN EVIL GHOST , | | , \/( )\/ | ) ( | |( )| || | |' `| | | A: ROB SCHNEIDER | | | | /-' |_.' VK #3219: CREEPY GHOST Wed, 2008 Apr 16 roger ebert .o######0o. 0###########0. . o####" "######0. (## m#o ####( ######0 ._ ##.##"nn THIS JUST IN 0####o ###" ## (##o.######" o00o. 0#####o,##. ,#" "#######( ROGER EBERT STILL A CREEPY GHOST .0#####0. 0###########0 ######## .0#######0. "0#########" _.o###'"00" .0###########o._ ""################ _ . 0####" "#########################0 .0#0n0 #####. ""#####################" _ 0##### 0#####. "###################._.o##o.#####" "0#####..##mn ""############################# "0#######""_ ""##################"#####" ""####m###m ""############" #### .########""" .########" "##" ####"##"###o (0######" "" "##".###,## .o#o ""####. "##" .0############. .n##RADIUS#######

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