_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
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/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3397: PROPOSITION 8 (Sat, 2008 Oct 11) ... #942: RIGHT (Mon, 2002 Jan 21) #941: THIRTY ONE (Sun, 2002 Jan 20) #940: GOD HELP US (Sat, 2002 Jan 19) #939: M16 (Fri, 2002 Jan 18) #938: THE POOR (Thu, 2002 Jan 17) #937: THE BEST EVER (Wed, 2002 Jan 16) #936: ONLY THE COOLEST (Tue, 2002 Jan 15) #935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14) #934: JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13) #933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12) #932: YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11) #931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED (Thu, 2002 Jan 10) #930: THIS COSTUME (Wed, 2002 Jan 9) #929: HOW SAD (Tue, 2002 Jan 8) #928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS (Mon, 2002 Jan 7) #927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION (Sun, 2002 Jan 6) #926: GEEK CHECK (Sat, 2002 Jan 5) #925: TOTALLY SERIOUS (Fri, 2002 Jan 4) #924: FOR GOD'S SAKE (Thu, 2002 Jan 3) #923: THIS BONG (Wed, 2002 Jan 2) #922: INTERNALIZE (Tue, 2002 Jan 1) #921: DUDE (Mon, 2001 Dec 31) #920: DIVE DIVE DIVE (Sun, 2001 Dec 30) #919: SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29) #918: EATING DISORDER (Fri, 2001 Dec 28) #917: HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27) #916: WATCH OUT (Wed, 2001 Dec 26) #915: HELP ME (Tue, 2001 Dec 25) #914: CLEARLY (Mon, 2001 Dec 24) #913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23) #912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22) #911: GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21) #910: ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20) #909: PEACE (Wed, 2001 Dec 19) #908: CALICO (Tue, 2001 Dec 18) #907: SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17) #906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16) #905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15) #904: VALENTINE (Fri, 2001 Dec 14) #903: NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13) #902: LOOK OUT IT'S HENRI (Wed, 2001 Dec 12) #901: DOWN SYNDROME (Tue, 2001 Dec 11) #900: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (Mon, 2001 Dec 10) #899: RAPE (Sun, 2001 Dec 9) #898: KITTEN (Sat, 2001 Dec 8) #897: PERVERT (Fri, 2001 Dec 7) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #918: EATING DISORDER | #920: DIVE DIVE DIVE >>> #919: SISKEL AND EBERT Sat, 2001 Dec 29 roger ebert xxxxxxx mmmmmmmmmmmm xxx xxx mmm mmm xxxxxxx xxxxxxx mm mm xx xxx xxx xx mm mm xx xxxxxxx xx mm mm xx xxxxxxxxx xx mm mm xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx mm mm xxxxx mm mm xxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUU UUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUI IUUUUUU xxxxx UUUUUUUI IUUUUUU xxxxxxxx UUUUUUUuuuUUUUUU xxxxxxxx UUUUUUUUUUUUUU xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx pm xxxxx SISKEL AND EBERT WOULD CALL THIS ATTEMPT FEEBLE AND INDICATIVE OF SERIOUS SHORTCOMINGS IN ARTISTIC INTEGRITY WELL THAT FAT ONE WOULD ANYWAY THE SKINNY ONE FINALLY SUCCUMBED TO AIDS COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK THE FAT ONE HAS AIDS TOO HE JUST EATS MORE

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