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#974: CHOKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 22)
#973: ROLLING PIN (Thu, 2002 Feb 21)
#972: ITALIANS (Wed, 2002 Feb 20)
#971: KLEIN BOTTLE (Tue, 2002 Feb 19)
#970: CLEARLY A PIG (Mon, 2002 Feb 18)
#969: WEIGHT PROBLEM (Sun, 2002 Feb 17)
#968: BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2002 Feb 16)
#967: REALLY OBVIOUS (Fri, 2002 Feb 15)
#966: PANZERFAUST (Thu, 2002 Feb 14)
#965: VAN GOGH (Wed, 2002 Feb 13)
#964: PAW (Tue, 2002 Feb 12)
#963: ME AND INVADER ZIM (Mon, 2002 Feb 11)
#962: HUNGRY PIG (Sun, 2002 Feb 10)
#961: MOTHER (Sat, 2002 Feb 9)
#960: IT'S ATTACKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 8)
#959: REINDEER (Thu, 2002 Feb 7)
#958: FREAK OF NATURE (Wed, 2002 Feb 6)
#957: OSTRICH OR NO (Tue, 2002 Feb 5)
#956: TAKE IT FROM ME (Mon, 2002 Feb 4)
#955: MILKSHAKE (Sun, 2002 Feb 3)
#954: TOOT TOOT (Sat, 2002 Feb 2)
#953: BUNNY TO EARTH (Fri, 2002 Feb 1)
#952: LOCKER (Thu, 2002 Jan 31)
#951: WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME (Wed, 2002 Jan 30)
#950: PYRAMIDS (Tue, 2002 Jan 29)
#949: NO MEANS NO (Mon, 2002 Jan 28)
#948: POLYMORPHING CAT (Sun, 2002 Jan 27)
#947: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26)
#946: AIDS DICTIONARY (Fri, 2002 Jan 25)
#945: RASH (Thu, 2002 Jan 24)
#944: PLONK (Wed, 2002 Jan 23)
#943: AND I THOUGHT (Tue, 2002 Jan 22)
#942: RIGHT (Mon, 2002 Jan 21)
#941: THIRTY ONE (Sun, 2002 Jan 20)
#940: GOD HELP US (Sat, 2002 Jan 19)
#939: M16 (Fri, 2002 Jan 18)
#938: THE POOR (Thu, 2002 Jan 17)
#937: THE BEST EVER (Wed, 2002 Jan 16)
#936: ONLY THE COOLEST (Tue, 2002 Jan 15)
#935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14)
#934: JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13)
#933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12)
#932: YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11)
#931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED (Thu, 2002 Jan 10)
#930: THIS COSTUME (Wed, 2002 Jan 9)
#929: HOW SAD (Tue, 2002 Jan 8)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#951: WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME

Wed, 2002 Jan 30

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