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#220: FRACTAL POO

Sun, 2000 Jan 30

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                I'M A FRACTAL    '     `        
                    POO          `.   .'        
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                                   /`\          
                                 /`             

#586: WHITE PEOPLE SUCK

Tue, 2001 Jan 30

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/   \   /   \     \     /       / /        /        /      \     /   
 \./     \./        \./          /        /________/         \./  -CJ
                                                                     
     WHITE PEOPLE SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      

#951: WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME

Wed, 2002 Jan 30

                   .          ..                           
                   . .       .. .                          
                   . ..     ... .  MY FRIENDS CALL ME DOTTY
                    . ..    .. .                           
                    .  ......  .   GET IT ???????????????? 
                     . ...... .                            
                      ........     WELL FUCK YOU THEN      
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   ..    ..                             gfj/ejm            

#1316: BOTH AND

Thu, 2003 Jan 30

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  /       \    I AM BOTH TERRIFIED AND TERRIBLY,  
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         /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \        
jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \       
    `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"       
                                      `"          

#1681: I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH

Fri, 2004 Jan 30

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                            ;; '. ' `. ;` - _              
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                  ,_.,-'`   ';; ; : ;%'  | |   \           
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                    `~ ~~~ ~~                 /,.`)        
                                             //  /         
                                            /_ `/          
                                           (  `/           
                                      mic   `-'            
                                                           
  AS WE CAN CLEARLY SEE FROM HARLAN ELLISON SOME OF THE    
  FINEST SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORS ARE FORGED FROM THE       
  ADVERSITY OF BEING SHORT, BITTER LITTLE CREEPS WHO       
  HAVE TO FEND WITH THEIR INNER DEMONS VIA ALCOHOL AND     
  GETTING INTO FIGHTS                                      
                                                           
  I'M SORRY "FUTURISTS" !!!! HE GETS MAD IF YOU CALL HIM   
  A SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR OR SHORT OR POINT OUT THAT HE'S 
  TALENTLESS OR MENTION THAT YOU MADE A MOVIE THAT WAS     
  INSPIRED BY AN UNRELATED STORY OR ABOUT ONE OF A THOUSAND
  OTHER THINGS                                             
                                                           
  YOU FUCKING HACK                                         

#2047: THE FLOORPLAN

Sun, 2005 Jan 30

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       / __ \_________/ __ \              I n t e r i o r ,   L e v e l   6
      / /  \___________/  \ \             ---------------------------------
      \ \ o     oo      o / /                                              
      / /       oo----.   \ \                                              
     / /   8  __oo     `.1 \ \      1 ......... HUGE GAY DICKS BASHING YOUR
  __/ /\    .~  ||   2   \  \ \__                       MOUTH AND FACE 24/7
 / __/  \ .' 9.-'`-.      | /\__ \  2 .......................... VOMITORIUM
/ /   o  \|__:   o  :_____|/ o  \ \ 3 ......................... PLANETARIUM
\ \__  7 .---: 10   :------.3 __/ / 4 ........................ GAY DISCO #4
 \__ \  /     `-..-'        \/ __/  5 ... ANOTHER GAY DISCO (???? WTF?????)
    \ \/\   5   ||          / /     6 ........... BASE COMMANDER'S QUARTERS
     \ \ `.     ||    4    / /                                AND GAY DISCO
      \ \ o~`---||      o / /       7 .... TOILET (ACTUALLY HOLE IN GROUND)
      / /6  ____||_____   \ \       8 ...................... DO NOT GO HERE
      \ \__/ _________ \__/ /       9 .................. SUCK & FUCK CENTRE
       \____/         \____/        10 ..................... RECEPTION AREA

#2412: HAMSTER DANCE

Mon, 2006 Jan 30

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     /             \     SIR I KNOW THE HAMSTER DANCE  
     ;   0     0   ;                                   
    /| =         = |\                                  
   ; \   '._Y_.'   / ;     AND YOU ARE NO HAMSTER DANCE
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 (((-'`  `"""""`   `'-))) jgs                          

#2777: KRIS KROSS

Tue, 2007 Jan 30

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     |--.    .--|    I HOPE KRIS AND/OR KROSS ARE OKAY
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(_________)(____rs___)                                

#3142: ASR

Wed, 2008 Jan 30

   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,( 
`-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `
                                         
ATTACK     SUSTAIN     RELEASE    MOLEST 

#3508: THE ORIGINAL DRUG

Fri, 2009 Jan 30

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     |||\  _ `-'_` o|/||                                                 
     ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\||    FUCK MARIJUANA, THAT SHIT'S FOR LOSERS       
     \\||  `"\"""/---'||                                                 
      \\|  ,-'   `.||//                                                  
       \(-'_        `.      ALCOHOL IS THE ORIGINAL DRUG                 
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     \ /`""-.`\ |    ;  |   (STARTING FIGHTS, PROFESSING LOVE TO PEOPLE  
      `.-|\_/ | ;    '  |    I HARDLY KNOW, CRYING IN THE CORNER ALONE,  
        \-._ /  |    | /     THROWING UP, PASSING OUT, WAKING UP UNDER   
        |`--'| :     ;_\_    A CAR IN A USED CAR LOT WITH NO PANTS       
       /|    |/     /\|, )   OR KEYS OR ID OR MONEY AND DAMN PROUD OF IT)
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#3873: PRORATE

Sat, 2010 Jan 30

tax

    IF I HAVE A KID ON DECEMBER 31ST        
                                            
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    '///,'                         `-`   hjw
                                            
                                            
   CAN I LIST THEM ON MY 1040 OR DO I       
        HAVE TO PRORATE THEM ??             

#4238: JFK CONSPIRACY

Sun, 2011 Jan 30

john f. kennedy

                                  _______                                
     ___________________________.'.------`                               
    '---------------------------.'                                       
      `.                      .'    I'M A WHEELBARROW AND I'M PRETTY SURE
    .-//`.                  .'     OSWALD DID NOT ASSASSINATE JFK ALONE  
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 '. `--' .' LGB         \_|                                              
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#4603: PINK FLOYD SUCKS

Mon, 2012 Jan 30

WE DON'T NEED NO QUEER BRITISH KIDS SINGING THE CHORUS FOR SOME REASON
ALL IN ALL WE'RE ALL JUST AN OVERRATED SONG                           
                                                                      
                                                                      
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#4969: YIN YANG

Wed, 2013 Jan 30

     ..-""T-..                                                       
   ,'__   |   `.    CHINESE SYMBOLOGY HAS REALLY GONE DOWNHILL LATELY
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#5334: SAMURAI'S PRIDE

Thu, 2014 Jan 30

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  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
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