> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"DON'T LOOK AT ME I DIDN'T DO IT"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
...
#1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22)
#1338: AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21)
#1337: WYMEN (Thu, 2003 Feb 20)
#1336: ILLUMINATI (Wed, 2003 Feb 19)
#1335: ALEPH NOT (Tue, 2003 Feb 18)
#1334: TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17)
#1333: SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16)
#1332: RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15)
#1331: CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14)
#1330: A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13)
#1329: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12)
#1328: PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11)
#1327: PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10)
#1326: A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9)
#1325: GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8)
#1324: WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7)
#1323: DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6)
#1322: THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5)
#1321: THE SLASHDOT EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4)
#1320: GOLD BOX DIARY (Mon, 2003 Feb 3)
#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2)
#1318: THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1)
#1317: DEEE-LITE (Fri, 2003 Jan 31)
#1316: BOTH AND (Thu, 2003 Jan 30)
#1315: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL (Wed, 2003 Jan 29)
#1314: A WHATASAUR (Tue, 2003 Jan 28)
#1313: WHORE IN A BOX (Mon, 2003 Jan 27)
#1312: RONBO'S WORLD (Sun, 2003 Jan 26)
#1311: BLAIR 2004 (Sat, 2003 Jan 25)
#1310: CRIMINAL CODE (Fri, 2003 Jan 24)
#1309: A TRIBUTE TO SISKO (Thu, 2003 Jan 23)
#1308: DIGITAL STILL CAMERA (Wed, 2003 Jan 22)
#1307: BODY COUNT (Tue, 2003 Jan 21)
#1306: DEPOT (Mon, 2003 Jan 20)
#1305: PREFIX CODE (Sun, 2003 Jan 19)
#1304: SKOAL (Sat, 2003 Jan 18)
#1303: AEROSMITH (Fri, 2003 Jan 17)
#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY (Thu, 2003 Jan 16)
#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK (Wed, 2003 Jan 15)
#1300: PUNISHMENT FROM GOD (Tue, 2003 Jan 14)
#1299: ASCII ART (Mon, 2003 Jan 13)
#1298: IS THAT A PIG (Sun, 2003 Jan 12)
#1297: KEYLESS ENTRY BUTTON (Sat, 2003 Jan 11)
#1296: SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY (Fri, 2003 Jan 10)
#1295: IN THE GUTTER (Thu, 2003 Jan 9)
#1294: Q.E. (Wed, 2003 Jan 8)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1315: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL | #1317: DEEE-LITE >>>

#1316: BOTH AND

Thu, 2003 Jan 30

   .@@@@@.                                        
  /       \    I AM BOTH TERRIFIED AND TERRIBLY,  
 /  6 6    \                      TERRIBLY AROUSED
(    ^     ,)                                     
 \   c     /-._                                   
  `._____.'    `--.__                             
         \ /         `/``"""'-.                   
          Y    7     /         :                  
          |   /     |  .--.     :                 
          /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.         
         /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \        
jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \       
    `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"       
                                      `"          

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day forward one month forward one year
BY CALENDAR
2002 Dec
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31        
2003 Jan
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31  
2003 Feb
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28  
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2020 Jul 14)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe