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#1288: HOBBIT (Thu, 2003 Jan 2)
#1287: TOTALLY DID ANAL (Wed, 2003 Jan 1)
#1286: SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PAIR (Tue, 2002 Dec 31)
#1285: GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE (Mon, 2002 Dec 30)
#1284: THE PICARD MANEUVER (Sun, 2002 Dec 29)
#1283: PAYBACK (Sat, 2002 Dec 28)
#1282: MUMMENSCHANZ (Fri, 2002 Dec 27)
#1281: SEPTEMBER TENTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 26)
#1280: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #1 (Wed, 2002 Dec 25)
#1279: NOBODY LEAVES (Tue, 2002 Dec 24)
#1278: THREE BEFORE LUNCH (Mon, 2002 Dec 23)
#1277: A BAD ENDING TO AN ALREADY BAD DAY (Sun, 2002 Dec 22)
#1276: HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Sat, 2002 Dec 21)
#1275: ANKLE SORE (Fri, 2002 Dec 20)
#1274: THE PROLIFIC VIRUS (Thu, 2002 Dec 19)
#1273: IT'S NOT REALLY INCEST (Wed, 2002 Dec 18)
#1272: SEARCHING FOR (Tue, 2002 Dec 17)
#1271: DELETED SCENES (Mon, 2002 Dec 16)
#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Sun, 2002 Dec 15)
#1269: SHAVED (Sat, 2002 Dec 14)
#1268: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13)
#1267: ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12)
#1266: THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11)
#1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (Tue, 2002 Dec 10)
#1264: A LITTLE DITTY (Mon, 2002 Dec 9)
#1263: A REAL TRAGEDY (Sun, 2002 Dec 8)
#1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7)
#1261: FILLER (Fri, 2002 Dec 6)
#1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5)
#1259: WRONG DIRECTION (Wed, 2002 Dec 4)
#1258: ANOTHER DAY (Tue, 2002 Dec 3)
#1257: WTF (Mon, 2002 Dec 2)
#1256: CANCER RATES (Sun, 2002 Dec 1)
#1255: ARBITRARILY (Sat, 2002 Nov 30)
#1254: BOXER-BRIEFS (Fri, 2002 Nov 29)
#1253: AKBAR AND JEFF (Thu, 2002 Nov 28)
#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING (Wed, 2002 Nov 27)
#1251: BLUEBALLS (Tue, 2002 Nov 26)
#1250: ARCHAEOPTERYX (Mon, 2002 Nov 25)
#1249: DNA EVIDENCE (Sun, 2002 Nov 24)
#1248: AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE (Sat, 2002 Nov 23)
#1247: FOUR LETTERS (Fri, 2002 Nov 22)
#1246: JOSE JIMENEZ (Thu, 2002 Nov 21)
#1245: FAT PEOPLE IN STAR TREK (Wed, 2002 Nov 20)
#1244: AIDS SPORES (Tue, 2002 Nov 19)
#1243: GRIFFIN (Mon, 2002 Nov 18)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI

Tue, 2002 Dec 10

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SO I'M AT THIS BEACH AND I'M SMOKING OUT ALL BY MYSELF AND SOME PEOPLE
SEE ME AND ONE OF THEM COMES OVER AND HE SAYS DUDE WE DON'T HAVE      
ANYTHING TO SMOKE OUR WEED IN BUT WE SAW YOUR PIPE SO GIVE IT         
                                                                      
I DID NOT WANT TO DO SO AND EXPRESSED THAT SENTIMENT AND THEN HE TOLD 
ME THAT I WOULD BE FOLLOWING HIS ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION              
                                                                      
THEN A STRUGGLE ENSUED AND LONG STORY SHORT I'M IN THE PEN FOR        
MANSLAUGHTER                                                          
                                                                      
I GUESS IF THERE'S ANY MORAL TO THIS STORY IS THAT IT IS COMPLETELY   
MADE UP                                                               

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