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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1285: GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE (Mon, 2002 Dec 30)
#1284: THE PICARD MANEUVER (Sun, 2002 Dec 29)
#1283: PAYBACK (Sat, 2002 Dec 28)
#1282: MUMMENSCHANZ (Fri, 2002 Dec 27)
#1281: SEPTEMBER TENTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 26)
#1280: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #1 (Wed, 2002 Dec 25)
#1279: NOBODY LEAVES (Tue, 2002 Dec 24)
#1278: THREE BEFORE LUNCH (Mon, 2002 Dec 23)
#1277: A BAD ENDING TO AN ALREADY BAD DAY (Sun, 2002 Dec 22)
#1276: HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Sat, 2002 Dec 21)
#1275: ANKLE SORE (Fri, 2002 Dec 20)
#1274: THE PROLIFIC VIRUS (Thu, 2002 Dec 19)
#1273: IT'S NOT REALLY INCEST (Wed, 2002 Dec 18)
#1272: SEARCHING FOR (Tue, 2002 Dec 17)
#1271: DELETED SCENES (Mon, 2002 Dec 16)
#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Sun, 2002 Dec 15)
#1269: SHAVED (Sat, 2002 Dec 14)
#1268: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13)
#1267: ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12)
#1266: THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11)
#1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (Tue, 2002 Dec 10)
#1264: A LITTLE DITTY (Mon, 2002 Dec 9)
#1263: A REAL TRAGEDY (Sun, 2002 Dec 8)
#1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7)
#1261: FILLER (Fri, 2002 Dec 6)
#1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5)
#1259: WRONG DIRECTION (Wed, 2002 Dec 4)
#1258: ANOTHER DAY (Tue, 2002 Dec 3)
#1257: WTF (Mon, 2002 Dec 2)
#1256: CANCER RATES (Sun, 2002 Dec 1)
#1255: ARBITRARILY (Sat, 2002 Nov 30)
#1254: BOXER-BRIEFS (Fri, 2002 Nov 29)
#1253: AKBAR AND JEFF (Thu, 2002 Nov 28)
#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING (Wed, 2002 Nov 27)
#1251: BLUEBALLS (Tue, 2002 Nov 26)
#1250: ARCHAEOPTERYX (Mon, 2002 Nov 25)
#1249: DNA EVIDENCE (Sun, 2002 Nov 24)
#1248: AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE (Sat, 2002 Nov 23)
#1247: FOUR LETTERS (Fri, 2002 Nov 22)
#1246: JOSE JIMENEZ (Thu, 2002 Nov 21)
#1245: FAT PEOPLE IN STAR TREK (Wed, 2002 Nov 20)
#1244: AIDS SPORES (Tue, 2002 Nov 19)
#1243: GRIFFIN (Mon, 2002 Nov 18)
#1242: CODE RED (Sun, 2002 Nov 17)
#1241: WOW LADY (Sat, 2002 Nov 16)
#1240: JUSTICE FILES (Fri, 2002 Nov 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1261: FILLER | #1263: A REAL TRAGEDY >>>

#1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR

Sat, 2002 Dec 7

            .-.   THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT CLINTON !!! WHOSE ENDURING
           /  /  LEGACY IS THAT APPARENTLY EVERY SINGLE AMATEUR PORN
          /. /  PHOTOGRAPHER HAS TO HAVE A CIGAR SOMEWHERE IN THE   
 )       /c\/  FUCKING FRAME                                        
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 )     /  /  PEOPLE WE GET IT ALREADY GIVE IT A REST                
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