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#1274: THE PROLIFIC VIRUS (Thu, 2002 Dec 19)
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#1272: SEARCHING FOR (Tue, 2002 Dec 17)
#1271: DELETED SCENES (Mon, 2002 Dec 16)
#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Sun, 2002 Dec 15)
#1269: SHAVED (Sat, 2002 Dec 14)
#1268: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13)
#1267: ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12)
#1266: THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11)
#1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (Tue, 2002 Dec 10)
#1264: A LITTLE DITTY (Mon, 2002 Dec 9)
#1263: A REAL TRAGEDY (Sun, 2002 Dec 8)
#1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7)
#1261: FILLER (Fri, 2002 Dec 6)
#1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5)
#1259: WRONG DIRECTION (Wed, 2002 Dec 4)
#1258: ANOTHER DAY (Tue, 2002 Dec 3)
#1257: WTF (Mon, 2002 Dec 2)
#1256: CANCER RATES (Sun, 2002 Dec 1)
#1255: ARBITRARILY (Sat, 2002 Nov 30)
#1254: BOXER-BRIEFS (Fri, 2002 Nov 29)
#1253: AKBAR AND JEFF (Thu, 2002 Nov 28)
#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING (Wed, 2002 Nov 27)
#1251: BLUEBALLS (Tue, 2002 Nov 26)
#1250: ARCHAEOPTERYX (Mon, 2002 Nov 25)
#1249: DNA EVIDENCE (Sun, 2002 Nov 24)
#1248: AFRICAN CONGLOMERATE (Sat, 2002 Nov 23)
#1247: FOUR LETTERS (Fri, 2002 Nov 22)
#1246: JOSE JIMENEZ (Thu, 2002 Nov 21)
#1245: FAT PEOPLE IN STAR TREK (Wed, 2002 Nov 20)
#1244: AIDS SPORES (Tue, 2002 Nov 19)
#1243: GRIFFIN (Mon, 2002 Nov 18)
#1242: CODE RED (Sun, 2002 Nov 17)
#1241: WOW LADY (Sat, 2002 Nov 16)
#1240: JUSTICE FILES (Fri, 2002 Nov 15)
#1239: TRUE LOVE (Thu, 2002 Nov 14)
#1238: MANATEE (Wed, 2002 Nov 13)
#1237: FEMINIST (Tue, 2002 Nov 12)
#1236: DISCO (Mon, 2002 Nov 11)
#1235: BLINK WHAT (Sun, 2002 Nov 10)
#1234: FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Sat, 2002 Nov 9)
#1233: THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK (Fri, 2002 Nov 8)
#1232: THE FED (Thu, 2002 Nov 7)
#1231: CLAW HAMMER (Wed, 2002 Nov 6)
#1230: GNUTELLA (Tue, 2002 Nov 5)
#1229: THE OTHER CLAIR (Mon, 2002 Nov 4)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1251: BLUEBALLS

Tue, 2002 Nov 26

YOU SEE MY DEAR IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY SILENT AND COMPLACENT I WILL
SUFFER FROM A HORRIBLE MALADY WE MEN REFER TO AS "BLUEBALLS" !!!!!!   
NOW HOW COULD YOU IN GOOD CONSCIENCE SENTENCE ME TO SUFFER THROUGH    
SUCH A THING ??????                                                   
                                                                      
OWOWOWOWOW (BLUEBALLS) YOU FUCKIN' WHORE                              
                                                                      
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