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#1219: QUIET YOU (Fri, 2002 Oct 25)
#1218: BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD (Thu, 2002 Oct 24)
#1217: WORST CEREAL EVER (Wed, 2002 Oct 23)
#1216: SQUIRREL (Tue, 2002 Oct 22)
#1215: PILGRIMS (Mon, 2002 Oct 21)
#1214: I AM THE LYTE (Sun, 2002 Oct 20)
#1213: HENRY III (Sat, 2002 Oct 19)
#1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT (Fri, 2002 Oct 18)
#1211: TOTALLY CLAMP (Thu, 2002 Oct 17)
#1210: ATTACHED CABOOSE (Wed, 2002 Oct 16)
#1209: CAPTION MISMATCH (Tue, 2002 Oct 15)
#1208: CHOCOLATES (Mon, 2002 Oct 14)
#1207: ANDY ROONEY (Sun, 2002 Oct 13)
#1206: YOUNG SCHOLAR (Sat, 2002 Oct 12)
#1205: NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11)
#1204: RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10)
#1203: WIN $20 (Wed, 2002 Oct 9)
#1202: PORCELAIN GOD (Tue, 2002 Oct 8)
#1201: IS IT WRONG (Mon, 2002 Oct 7)
#1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6)
#1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5)
#1198: AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4)
#1197: FLAVORED COFFEE (Thu, 2002 Oct 3)
#1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2)
#1195: MID-LIFE CRISIS (Tue, 2002 Oct 1)
#1194: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (Mon, 2002 Sep 30)
#1193: FOZZIE THE BEAR (Sun, 2002 Sep 29)
#1192: AFTER M*A*S*H (Sat, 2002 Sep 28)
#1191: ADMISSION IS FREE (Fri, 2002 Sep 27)
#1190: NO FAT CHICKS (Thu, 2002 Sep 26)
#1189: GAY IN SPACE (Wed, 2002 Sep 25)
#1188: TOO LATE (Tue, 2002 Sep 24)
#1187: WORST VAMPIRE EVER (Mon, 2002 Sep 23)
#1186: WORST EPISODE EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 22)
#1185: THE ZODIACAL SIGNS (Sat, 2002 Sep 21)
#1184: BISEXUALS (Fri, 2002 Sep 20)
#1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH (Thu, 2002 Sep 19)
#1182: MORNERS (Wed, 2002 Sep 18)
#1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL (Tue, 2002 Sep 17)
#1180: AN OPEN LETTER GORE VIDAL (Mon, 2002 Sep 16)
#1179: PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING ASCII ART FART EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 15)
#1178: I AM YOUR GOD (Sat, 2002 Sep 14)
#1177: Z'HA'DUM (Fri, 2002 Sep 13)
#1176: AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12)
#1175: COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11)
#1174: COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS

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