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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1208: CHOCOLATES (Mon, 2002 Oct 14)
#1207: ANDY ROONEY (Sun, 2002 Oct 13)
#1206: YOUNG SCHOLAR (Sat, 2002 Oct 12)
#1205: NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11)
#1204: RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10)
#1203: WIN $20 (Wed, 2002 Oct 9)
#1202: PORCELAIN GOD (Tue, 2002 Oct 8)
#1201: IS IT WRONG (Mon, 2002 Oct 7)
#1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6)
#1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5)
#1198: AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4)
#1197: FLAVORED COFFEE (Thu, 2002 Oct 3)
#1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2)
#1195: MID-LIFE CRISIS (Tue, 2002 Oct 1)
#1194: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (Mon, 2002 Sep 30)
#1193: FOZZIE THE BEAR (Sun, 2002 Sep 29)
#1192: AFTER M*A*S*H (Sat, 2002 Sep 28)
#1191: ADMISSION IS FREE (Fri, 2002 Sep 27)
#1190: NO FAT CHICKS (Thu, 2002 Sep 26)
#1189: GAY IN SPACE (Wed, 2002 Sep 25)
#1188: TOO LATE (Tue, 2002 Sep 24)
#1187: WORST VAMPIRE EVER (Mon, 2002 Sep 23)
#1186: WORST EPISODE EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 22)
#1185: THE ZODIACAL SIGNS (Sat, 2002 Sep 21)
#1184: BISEXUALS (Fri, 2002 Sep 20)
#1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH (Thu, 2002 Sep 19)
#1182: MORNERS (Wed, 2002 Sep 18)
#1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL (Tue, 2002 Sep 17)
#1180: AN OPEN LETTER GORE VIDAL (Mon, 2002 Sep 16)
#1179: PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING ASCII ART FART EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 15)
#1178: I AM YOUR GOD (Sat, 2002 Sep 14)
#1177: Z'HA'DUM (Fri, 2002 Sep 13)
#1176: AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12)
#1175: COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11)
#1174: COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10)
#1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK (Mon, 2002 Sep 9)
#1172: FAG THE FLOWER (Sun, 2002 Sep 8)
#1171: QIDIOTS (Sat, 2002 Sep 7)
#1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE (Fri, 2002 Sep 6)
#1169: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR (Thu, 2002 Sep 5)
#1168: WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE (Wed, 2002 Sep 4)
#1167: WICCAN WEEK: DAY TWO (Tue, 2002 Sep 3)
#1166: WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE (Mon, 2002 Sep 2)
#1165: CHEAT CODES (Sun, 2002 Sep 1)
#1164: GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2002 Aug 31)
#1163: GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR (Fri, 2002 Aug 30)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1185: THE ZODIACAL SIGNS

Sat, 2002 Sep 21

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 (_  \ /  _)     WHO'S UP FOR DICK ?????                             
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   .'   `.                                                           
  :       :      CHRIST PEOPLE CAN'T I CHOKE DOWN A COCK IN PEACE    
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     | |         JESUS WHO LET THE FAIRY IN                          
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    /   _`.                                                          
   (_) ( )       GUYS GUYS GUYS CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG          
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    (    )       SHUT UP FRUITY YOU'RE ALWAYS YAPPING                
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    |  |  |_                                                         
    |  |  | )    WITH ALL THIS YAMMERING I CAN'T HEAR MY COCK BEAT   
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         (J                                                          
                                                                     
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  ___.'  '.___   CLEARLY NO ORIGINALITY WAS PUT INTO DESIGNING ME    
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    |  |  |      WHAT THE FUCK MAN I'M A CHEAP COPY OF THAT OTHER ONE
    |  |  |  ..,                                                     
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         ...                                                         
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       .'        I'M POINTY                                          
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   \      /_)                                                        
    \    /`.     OKAY ALL THIS CODEINE IS MAKING ME A FUCK TOY       
     \  /   ;                                                        
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.-"-._.-"-._.-   THEY CALL ME DR. GIGGLES                            
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    `-.    .-'                                                       
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     --:--:--    EVERYBODY SHUT UP WHILE I JERK OFF                  
       :  :      TO THIS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY                           
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