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#1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6)
#1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5)
#1198: AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4)
#1197: FLAVORED COFFEE (Thu, 2002 Oct 3)
#1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2)
#1195: MID-LIFE CRISIS (Tue, 2002 Oct 1)
#1194: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (Mon, 2002 Sep 30)
#1193: FOZZIE THE BEAR (Sun, 2002 Sep 29)
#1192: AFTER M*A*S*H (Sat, 2002 Sep 28)
#1191: ADMISSION IS FREE (Fri, 2002 Sep 27)
#1190: NO FAT CHICKS (Thu, 2002 Sep 26)
#1189: GAY IN SPACE (Wed, 2002 Sep 25)
#1188: TOO LATE (Tue, 2002 Sep 24)
#1187: WORST VAMPIRE EVER (Mon, 2002 Sep 23)
#1186: WORST EPISODE EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 22)
#1185: THE ZODIACAL SIGNS (Sat, 2002 Sep 21)
#1184: BISEXUALS (Fri, 2002 Sep 20)
#1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH (Thu, 2002 Sep 19)
#1182: MORNERS (Wed, 2002 Sep 18)
#1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL (Tue, 2002 Sep 17)
#1180: AN OPEN LETTER GORE VIDAL (Mon, 2002 Sep 16)
#1179: PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING ASCII ART FART EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 15)
#1178: I AM YOUR GOD (Sat, 2002 Sep 14)
#1177: Z'HA'DUM (Fri, 2002 Sep 13)
#1176: AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12)
#1175: COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11)
#1174: COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10)
#1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK (Mon, 2002 Sep 9)
#1172: FAG THE FLOWER (Sun, 2002 Sep 8)
#1171: QIDIOTS (Sat, 2002 Sep 7)
#1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE (Fri, 2002 Sep 6)
#1169: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR (Thu, 2002 Sep 5)
#1168: WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE (Wed, 2002 Sep 4)
#1167: WICCAN WEEK: DAY TWO (Tue, 2002 Sep 3)
#1166: WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE (Mon, 2002 Sep 2)
#1165: CHEAT CODES (Sun, 2002 Sep 1)
#1164: GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2002 Aug 31)
#1163: GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR (Fri, 2002 Aug 30)
#1162: THEY DON'T CALL ME (Thu, 2002 Aug 29)
#1161: COPYRIGHT NOTICE (Wed, 2002 Aug 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH

Thu, 2002 Sep 19

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BEING THE OBLIGATORY HOMELESS DRUNK AND CRACK ADDICT,
OSCAR THE "GROUCH" WAS THE EMBARASSMENT OF THE SESAME
STREET COMMUNITY. MULTIPLE INTERVENTIONS CEASED TO   
ADDRESS THE PROBLEM AND EVEN SOME JAIL TIME DIDN'T   
BRING HIM AROUND.                                    
                                                     
FINALLY ON DECEMBER 13, 2000 OSCAR RAPED AND KILLED  
A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. THEN BIG BIRD AND          
SNUFFLEUPPAGUS GANGED UP ON HIM AND SHANKED HIM      
PROPER LIKE IN THE YARD.                             

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