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#1205: NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11)
#1204: RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10)
#1203: WIN $20 (Wed, 2002 Oct 9)
#1202: PORCELAIN GOD (Tue, 2002 Oct 8)
#1201: IS IT WRONG (Mon, 2002 Oct 7)
#1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6)
#1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5)
#1198: AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4)
#1197: FLAVORED COFFEE (Thu, 2002 Oct 3)
#1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2)
#1195: MID-LIFE CRISIS (Tue, 2002 Oct 1)
#1194: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (Mon, 2002 Sep 30)
#1193: FOZZIE THE BEAR (Sun, 2002 Sep 29)
#1192: AFTER M*A*S*H (Sat, 2002 Sep 28)
#1191: ADMISSION IS FREE (Fri, 2002 Sep 27)
#1190: NO FAT CHICKS (Thu, 2002 Sep 26)
#1189: GAY IN SPACE (Wed, 2002 Sep 25)
#1188: TOO LATE (Tue, 2002 Sep 24)
#1187: WORST VAMPIRE EVER (Mon, 2002 Sep 23)
#1186: WORST EPISODE EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 22)
#1185: THE ZODIACAL SIGNS (Sat, 2002 Sep 21)
#1184: BISEXUALS (Fri, 2002 Sep 20)
#1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH (Thu, 2002 Sep 19)
#1182: MORNERS (Wed, 2002 Sep 18)
#1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL (Tue, 2002 Sep 17)
#1180: AN OPEN LETTER GORE VIDAL (Mon, 2002 Sep 16)
#1179: PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING ASCII ART FART EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 15)
#1178: I AM YOUR GOD (Sat, 2002 Sep 14)
#1177: Z'HA'DUM (Fri, 2002 Sep 13)
#1176: AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12)
#1175: COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11)
#1174: COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10)
#1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK (Mon, 2002 Sep 9)
#1172: FAG THE FLOWER (Sun, 2002 Sep 8)
#1171: QIDIOTS (Sat, 2002 Sep 7)
#1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE (Fri, 2002 Sep 6)
#1169: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR (Thu, 2002 Sep 5)
#1168: WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE (Wed, 2002 Sep 4)
#1167: WICCAN WEEK: DAY TWO (Tue, 2002 Sep 3)
#1166: WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE (Mon, 2002 Sep 2)
#1165: CHEAT CODES (Sun, 2002 Sep 1)
#1164: GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2002 Aug 31)
#1163: GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR (Fri, 2002 Aug 30)
#1162: THEY DON'T CALL ME (Thu, 2002 Aug 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1184: BISEXUALS

Fri, 2002 Sep 20

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                         ....    OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE         
                              %                                          
                               ^   IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH      
                      L            THING AS BISEXUAL                     
                      "F3  $r                                            
                     $$$$.e$"  .   THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY        
                     "$$$$$"   "                                         
                      .$$$$c  /   IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN     
  .                   $$$$$$$P   YOU ARE GAY                             
 ."c                      $$$                                            
.$c3b                  ..J$$$$$e    IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH    
4$$$$             .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c   YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY                
 $$$$b           .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r                                      
    $$$.        .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN   
     $$$c      .$$$$$$$  "$$$$$$$$$r  ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY      
      $$$b    .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$                                     
       *$$$   $$$$  $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$   IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN     
        *$$$.$$$$   4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F   YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED   
         "$$$$$P    4$$e."$$$$$%  $$$   TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND  
          "$$$P      $$$$b $$$$   *$$   LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE         
            ""       $$$$$$."$$$c  $$F   HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER       
                     $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$   AFTER: STILL GAY                
          .ee.       $$$$$$$$$  *$$$$$                                   
         4$$  ^b     $$$$$$$$$   ^$$$$   YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE 
         $$$    ^c   $$$$$$$$F     "*$%  TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE  
         3$$c     *  $$$$*"""F           THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT  
          $$$$      cP"                                                  
          ^$$$$c .e"                 "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT   
           ^$$$$"                   IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES   
            JP"                                                          
          e"                '      YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED      
        d$                  %z.     BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE   
       $$$                  $$$c     STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE     
     z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e     GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$                                     
     """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Gilo94'                            

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