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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1240: JUSTICE FILES (Fri, 2002 Nov 15)
#1239: TRUE LOVE (Thu, 2002 Nov 14)
#1238: MANATEE (Wed, 2002 Nov 13)
#1237: FEMINIST (Tue, 2002 Nov 12)
#1236: DISCO (Mon, 2002 Nov 11)
#1235: BLINK WHAT (Sun, 2002 Nov 10)
#1234: FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Sat, 2002 Nov 9)
#1233: THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK (Fri, 2002 Nov 8)
#1232: THE FED (Thu, 2002 Nov 7)
#1231: CLAW HAMMER (Wed, 2002 Nov 6)
#1230: GNUTELLA (Tue, 2002 Nov 5)
#1229: THE OTHER CLAIR (Mon, 2002 Nov 4)
#1228: V (Sun, 2002 Nov 3)
#1227: ALLHALLOWMAS (Sat, 2002 Nov 2)
#1226: BATTLECRUISER 4000 AD (Fri, 2002 Nov 1)
#1225: SOLARIS (Thu, 2002 Oct 31)
#1224: HALE-BOPP (Wed, 2002 Oct 30)
#1223: GAMES MAGAZINE (Tue, 2002 Oct 29)
#1222: AMAZON CUSTOMER REVIEWS (Mon, 2002 Oct 28)
#1221: TRY AS YOU MIGHT (Sun, 2002 Oct 27)
#1220: NOBODY EXPECTS (Sat, 2002 Oct 26)
#1219: QUIET YOU (Fri, 2002 Oct 25)
#1218: BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD (Thu, 2002 Oct 24)
#1217: WORST CEREAL EVER (Wed, 2002 Oct 23)
#1216: SQUIRREL (Tue, 2002 Oct 22)
#1215: PILGRIMS (Mon, 2002 Oct 21)
#1214: I AM THE LYTE (Sun, 2002 Oct 20)
#1213: HENRY III (Sat, 2002 Oct 19)
#1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT (Fri, 2002 Oct 18)
#1211: TOTALLY CLAMP (Thu, 2002 Oct 17)
#1210: ATTACHED CABOOSE (Wed, 2002 Oct 16)
#1209: CAPTION MISMATCH (Tue, 2002 Oct 15)
#1208: CHOCOLATES (Mon, 2002 Oct 14)
#1207: ANDY ROONEY (Sun, 2002 Oct 13)
#1206: YOUNG SCHOLAR (Sat, 2002 Oct 12)
#1205: NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11)
#1204: RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10)
#1203: WIN $20 (Wed, 2002 Oct 9)
#1202: PORCELAIN GOD (Tue, 2002 Oct 8)
#1201: IS IT WRONG (Mon, 2002 Oct 7)
#1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6)
#1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5)
#1198: AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4)
#1197: FLAVORED COFFEE (Thu, 2002 Oct 3)
#1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2)
#1195: MID-LIFE CRISIS (Tue, 2002 Oct 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #1216: SQUIRREL | #1218: BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD >>>

#1217: WORST CEREAL EVER

Wed, 2002 Oct 23

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