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#1269: SHAVED (Sat, 2002 Dec 14)
#1268: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13)
#1267: ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12)
#1266: THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11)
#1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (Tue, 2002 Dec 10)
#1264: A LITTLE DITTY (Mon, 2002 Dec 9)
#1263: A REAL TRAGEDY (Sun, 2002 Dec 8)
#1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7)
#1261: FILLER (Fri, 2002 Dec 6)
#1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5)
#1259: WRONG DIRECTION (Wed, 2002 Dec 4)
#1258: ANOTHER DAY (Tue, 2002 Dec 3)
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#1256: CANCER RATES (Sun, 2002 Dec 1)
#1255: ARBITRARILY (Sat, 2002 Nov 30)
#1254: BOXER-BRIEFS (Fri, 2002 Nov 29)
#1253: AKBAR AND JEFF (Thu, 2002 Nov 28)
#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING (Wed, 2002 Nov 27)
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#1250: ARCHAEOPTERYX (Mon, 2002 Nov 25)
#1249: DNA EVIDENCE (Sun, 2002 Nov 24)
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#1245: FAT PEOPLE IN STAR TREK (Wed, 2002 Nov 20)
#1244: AIDS SPORES (Tue, 2002 Nov 19)
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#1241: WOW LADY (Sat, 2002 Nov 16)
#1240: JUSTICE FILES (Fri, 2002 Nov 15)
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#1237: FEMINIST (Tue, 2002 Nov 12)
#1236: DISCO (Mon, 2002 Nov 11)
#1235: BLINK WHAT (Sun, 2002 Nov 10)
#1234: FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Sat, 2002 Nov 9)
#1233: THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK (Fri, 2002 Nov 8)
#1232: THE FED (Thu, 2002 Nov 7)
#1231: CLAW HAMMER (Wed, 2002 Nov 6)
#1230: GNUTELLA (Tue, 2002 Nov 5)
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#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING

Wed, 2002 Nov 27

christmas

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       --(     )         WHAT TO GET THIS CHRISTMAS FOR THE
    /~(  (/)/)/ )         GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!     
   | (  ) ^  ^|)                                           
   |/  / <o)(o))     1. PLASTIC NOVELTY "BEER HAT"         
   /  / \  _' /      2. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX FOR 
  (  |  |\___/          WOMEN BY TRISTAN TAORMINO          
  /\  \ |  |         3. A CARD THAT SAYS ONLY 2 + 2 = 4    
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\    |oooo oooo|\                                          
/V V \    o    / |  __                                     
V V V \       /| | / _\                                    
       XXXXXXX | |/ / ^                                    
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