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#196: CHRISTMAS TREE
christmas
_\/_ YOU DO REALIZE THAT THESE
/\ SHITHEADS WILL FORGET ALL
. . ABOUT ME COME NEW YEAR'S
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#201: GAY FOR CHRISTMAS
christmas
[_]__]================[_]__] .---. ;;; [_]__]
[__]_]================[__]_]__|___|_;;; [__]_]
\|//\\/_]=============== /\[__] : ^|^ '!!! [_]__]
\\///\\\{}===============//\\-\/[]='-' : | ,=". I WOULD LIKE
""'""'""".'.|'_|__|___|'//||\\=\ '.___.' | `;-. } TO BE GAY FOR
`'::''` . _|_|___|_|___|`' `,' \.'%%||`.| '==' CHRISTMAS
.'`' |___|___|___|_| . : o|| :| // )\
';;:,;`'`'{} |_|___|___|_|_ /\__ : o|| :|(`__/ |
`. ` |____|__|___|_| ( '_/' `--o;;''| |____|
`, |_|__|___|_|_ / \__: ::| | |
|___|_|__|__; / _/`"`. ,::.' _|~| ` ,
;:` :'`'{}_|___|___|__|_|`( )_ `._ _::.' (___|.'`'
|__|__|___|__|_| `"""` TS
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#299: LET'S ALL BE GAY
christmas
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~x".-~ ~-.
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"~~~ " ~ ~~~"
LET'S ALL BE GAY FOR CHRISTMAS
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#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS
christmas
_\/_
/\
. . MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS !!!
. V.
.V . I'M A LOUSY PROVIDER SO THIS IS
'. ..o THE BEST I COULD DO
o . ' .
. V . YES I'LL PAY FOR THE THERAPY
. V .
o V. .'o GLHGALHAGLHGAHLAGLHGAHLGA
' '''''.. GAHGALHAGHLGAHLAGLHGALH
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#1073: CHRISTMAS PISS
christmas
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\\'.-|<.-\\' .- \ PISS ON CHRISTMAS
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#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING
christmas
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--( ) WHAT TO GET THIS CHRISTMAS FOR THE
/~( (/)/)/ ) GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!
| ( ) ^ ^|)
|/ / <o)(o)) 1. PLASTIC NOVELTY "BEER HAT"
/ / \ _' / 2. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX FOR
( | |\___/ WOMEN BY TRISTAN TAORMINO
/\ \ | | 3. A CARD THAT SAYS ONLY 2 + 2 = 4
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\ |oooo oooo|\
/V V \ o / | __
V V V \ /| | / _\
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#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
bobby brown, bravo, christmas, topical
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\ "-. . /,/ GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL
/"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\ WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS)
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#2741: MERRY CHRISTMAS
christmas, topical
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MY DANGLY THINGS GET REALLY SWOLLEN THIS TIME OF YEAR
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#2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS
christmas
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,! ! []_!__!
! ! ! []_!| I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS /
!! ! !|[]_|
!!!._|_[] YOU CAN OOF OW OW OW OW FALLING DOWN STAIRS
!!!|!_.[]
!|!_!__[]!.
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#3472: DEEPAK CHOPRA
christmas
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( ,-" "---, _ ,' COULD SOMEONE FUCKING STUFF
`--"| ,' ,-" ' )--' / A SOCK IN DEEPAK CHOPRA
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`/ .--="_.' / `.
; /`""" `-' ` I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS
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#3837: SEASON'S GREETINGS
christmas
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#4528: MENORAH
christmas, jewish
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~~\_/~~ MERRY CHRISTMAS
{+} EVERYBODY
{+}
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#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011
christmas
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jgs [_____]=8
DECEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH, TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN
A DATE WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY
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#5267: CLASSIC HOLIDAY JINGLE
christmas, disney
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`, |-`, DA HOLIDAY CLASSIC JINGLE ALL DA WAY
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#5289: CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS
christmas, jesus
. : : : .
.:`. ! ,':. NOW SERIOUSLY
.. _ ,-'-. _ ..
: ; _,_ ; : CAN WE PLEASE PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS PEOPLE
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\ / HOLY JESUS ***HURF***
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