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#196: CHRISTMAS TREE
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_\/_ YOU DO REALIZE THAT THESE
/\ SHITHEADS WILL FORGET ALL
. . ABOUT ME COME NEW YEAR'S
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#201: GAY FOR CHRISTMAS
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[_]__]================[_]__] .---. ;;; [_]__]
[__]_]================[__]_]__|___|_;;; [__]_]
\|//\\/_]=============== /\[__] : ^|^ '!!! [_]__]
\\///\\\{}===============//\\-\/[]='-' : | ,=". I WOULD LIKE
""'""'""".'.|'_|__|___|'//||\\=\ '.___.' | `;-. } TO BE GAY FOR
`'::''` . _|_|___|_|___|`' `,' \.'%%||`.| '==' CHRISTMAS
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#299: LET'S ALL BE GAY
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LET'S ALL BE GAY FOR CHRISTMAS
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#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS
christmas
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. . MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS !!!
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.V . I'M A LOUSY PROVIDER SO THIS IS
'. ..o THE BEST I COULD DO
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. V . YES I'LL PAY FOR THE THERAPY
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o V. .'o GLHGALHAGLHGAHLAGLHGAHLGA
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#1073: CHRISTMAS PISS
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#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING
christmas
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--( ) WHAT TO GET THIS CHRISTMAS FOR THE
/~( (/)/)/ ) GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!
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|/ / <o)(o)) 1. PLASTIC NOVELTY "BEER HAT"
/ / \ _' / 2. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX FOR
( | |\___/ WOMEN BY TRISTAN TAORMINO
/\ \ | | 3. A CARD THAT SAYS ONLY 2 + 2 = 4
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#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
bobby brown, bravo, christmas, topical
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\ "-. . /,/ GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL
/"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\ WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS)
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#2741: MERRY CHRISTMAS
christmas, topical
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MY DANGLY THINGS GET REALLY SWOLLEN THIS TIME OF YEAR
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#2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS
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!!!._|_[] YOU CAN OOF OW OW OW OW FALLING DOWN STAIRS
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#3472: DEEPAK CHOPRA
christmas
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`--"| ,' ,-" ' )--' / A SOCK IN DEEPAK CHOPRA
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; /`""" `-' ` I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS
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#3837: SEASON'S GREETINGS
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