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#196: CHRISTMAS TREE

Thu, 2000 Jan 6

christmas

    _\/_   YOU DO REALIZE THAT THESE
     /\    SHITHEADS WILL FORGET ALL
    .  .   ABOUT ME COME NEW YEAR'S 
   .   V.                           
  .V     .                          
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   \     /                          
    \___/  mga                      

#201: GAY FOR CHRISTMAS

Tue, 2000 Jan 11

christmas

       [_]__]================[_]__]  .---. ;;;  [_]__]              
       [__]_]================[__]_]__|___|_;;;  [__]_]              
    \|//\\/_]=============== /\[__] : ^|^ '!!!  [_]__]              
   \\///\\\{}===============//\\-\/[]='-' : |  ,=".    I WOULD LIKE 
   ""'""'""".'.|'_|__|___|'//||\\=\ '.___.' | `;-. }   TO BE GAY FOR
`'::''`  .   _|_|___|_|___|`' `,'  \.'%%||`.|  '=='    CHRISTMAS    
      .'`'   |___|___|___|_| .     :   o|| :| //  )\                
 ';;:,;`'`'{} |_|___|___|_|_  /\__ :   o|| :|(`__/ |                
       `.  ` |____|__|___|_| ( '_/' `--o;;''| |____|                
     `,       |_|__|___|_|_  / \__:       ::|  | |                  
             |___|_|__|__;  / _/`"`.    ,::.' _|~|  ` ,             
 ;:` :'`'{}_|___|___|__|_|`(   )_  `._ _::.' (___|.'`'              
         |__|__|___|__|_|  `"""`                    TS              

#299: LET'S ALL BE GAY

Tue, 2000 Apr 18

christmas

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         _   ( /         \   _             
         ||   T  o  o     Y  ||            
       ==:l   l   <       !  I;==          
          \\   \  .__/   /  //             
           \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.//              
            }^ \.( )   _.'//.              
           /    }~Xi--~  //  \             
          Y    Y I\ \    "    Y            
          |    | |o\ \        |            
          |    l_l  Y T       |            
          l      "o l_j       !            
           \                 /             
    ___,.---^.     o       .^---.._____    
"~~~          "           ~            ~~~"
                                           
       LET'S ALL BE GAY FOR CHRISTMAS      

#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS

Thu, 2001 Jan 11

christmas

    _\/_                                    
     /\                                     
    .  .    MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS !!!        
   .   V.                                   
  .V     .   I'M A LOUSY PROVIDER SO THIS IS
   '.  ..o    THE BEST I COULD DO           
 o .  '  .                                  
  .    V  .     YES I'LL PAY FOR THE THERAPY
 .  V      .                                
o V.     .'o      GLHGALHAGLHGAHLAGLHGAHLGA 
  ' '''''..        GAHGALHAGHLGAHLAGLHGALH  
 '      V  .                                
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   __|_|__                                  
   \     /                                  
    \___/  mga                              

#1073: CHRISTMAS PISS

Sat, 2002 Jun 1

christmas

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                     ._\\ _.//                                      
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                    \`__|\---".'                                    
                     `--//|\""                                      
                       //||\)    _                                  
                     . "_'||_.--"_'   ___.     I CAN LITERALLY      
                     \\'.-|<.-\\'   .-    \    PISS ON CHRISTMAS    
                  .-._//_ |..\ "    |      |  /                     
                   `-||\J || "      \       \                       
                  .  `  . ||         \      )                       
                  \\    |\||.= .-.    `-.__.                        
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                 `-"    (/|  /,. \\.                   `.           
                .-._(\___.'  (` .`)- .      '     x._.' .)          
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       `.`-.__`-----  __.- V'' \\  `( -`'   .   .'_:.'              
        //-.-  _. )/""  / /\ \._"   ||     __   "'|/                
        "  `-\\  //\\  / || \.)-'   \|   -- -.    |                 
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  `._.-.__`-._"`- \ ___..`-'-._.--' ` :    ||     )                 
     `--.. .___. __ __.-' - |__..-'  \     ||     |__________       
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       `'  "  "       ./ _+-+_ \.    |`-   ||`--- '  ))_.--""--..__ 
                     //___`-'___\\   |     ||     | //|K`-.._ _..-'|
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#1252: FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING

Wed, 2002 Nov 27

christmas

             _                                             
          __( \                                            
       --(     )         WHAT TO GET THIS CHRISTMAS FOR THE
    /~(  (/)/)/ )         GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!     
   | (  ) ^  ^|)                                           
   |/  / <o)(o))     1. PLASTIC NOVELTY "BEER HAT"         
   /  / \  _' /      2. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX FOR 
  (  |  |\___/          WOMEN BY TRISTAN TAORMINO          
  /\  \ |  |         3. A CARD THAT SAYS ONLY 2 + 2 = 4    
 /  \  --  v ---                                           
\    |oooo oooo|\                                          
/V V \    o    / |  __                                     
V V V \       /| | / _\                                    
       XXXXXXX | |/ / ^                                    
      /        |   / / \                                   
     /          --/ /   \                                  
    /           \  /_____\                                 
   /             \(   +   )                                
  /               \-------(                                
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        ^^^^^^                                             
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        (____>___>                                         

#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Sat, 2005 Dec 17

bobby brown, bravo, christmas, topical

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      _,-""`'""-./,/                                              
      \ "-.  .  /,/    GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL
    /"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\    WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS)
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  itz   `-._____,---'                                             

#2741: MERRY CHRISTMAS

Mon, 2006 Dec 25

christmas, topical

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    MY DANGLY THINGS GET REALLY SWOLLEN THIS TIME OF YEAR      

#2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS

Fri, 2007 Jan 19

christmas

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 _______________  []         _________________                             
 _______________) []        (_______________                               
  !     !     !   []        '  !     !     !                               
  !     !     !   []       ,!  !     !     !                               
  !     !     !   []      ! !  !     !     !                               
  !_____!_____!___[]_____'!_!__!_____!_____!_____                          
                  []__,_!_!_!                                              
                  []_!__!_!|                                               
                 ,[]_!__!_!                                                
               ,! []_!__!|                                                 
             ,! ! []_!__!                                                  
            ! ! ! []_!|        I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS /                
           !! ! !|[]_|                                                     
           !!!._|_[]            YOU CAN OOF OW OW OW OW FALLING DOWN STAIRS
           !!!|!_.[]                                                       
           !|!_!__[]!.                                                     
           !_!_!__[]! !.                                                   
           !_!_!__[]! ! `.                                                 
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                 |____|_! ! ! !                                            
                  []____|_! ! !                                            
                  []______|_! !                                            
                  []________|_!                                            
___ejm____________[]__________|____________________                        

#3472: DEEPAK CHOPRA

Thu, 2008 Dec 25

christmas

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   ' `                                                          
  ,`-'   __                                                     
 (    ,-"  "---, _    ,'             COULD SOMEONE FUCKING STUFF
  `--"|  ,' ,-" ' )--' /             A SOCK IN DEEPAK CHOPRA    
      | /  //",-",-._,'."-- . _                                 
      `/ .--="_.'  /           `.                               
       ; /`"""  `-'              `      I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS  
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#3837: SEASON'S GREETINGS

Fri, 2009 Dec 25

christmas

                                          
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#4528: MENORAH

Wed, 2011 Nov 16

christmas, jewish

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                       ~~\_/~~     MERRY CHRISTMAS   
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#4567: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011

Sun, 2011 Dec 25

christmas

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    DECEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH, TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN
                                              
    A DATE WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY          

#5267: CLASSIC HOLIDAY JINGLE

Sun, 2013 Nov 24

christmas, disney

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        `, |-`,      DA HOLIDAY CLASSIC JINGLE ALL DA WAY
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#5289: CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS

Mon, 2013 Dec 16

christmas, jesus

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  :   ; _,_ ;   :    CAN WE PLEASE PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS PEOPLE
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    \         /      HOLY JESUS ***HURF***                                
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