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#1095: NOT SHOWN (Sun, 2002 Jun 23)
#1094: HAIL TO THE CHIEF (Sat, 2002 Jun 22)
#1093: WIENER DOG (Fri, 2002 Jun 21)
#1092: HEPATITIS B (Thu, 2002 Jun 20)
#1091: HOME INVASION (Wed, 2002 Jun 19)
#1090: TRADEMARK VIOLATION GALORE (Tue, 2002 Jun 18)
#1089: SAD BUT TRUE (Mon, 2002 Jun 17)
#1088: IN HEAVEN (Sun, 2002 Jun 16)
#1087: EXTERMINATE (Sat, 2002 Jun 15)
#1086: JANGO FETT (Fri, 2002 Jun 14)
#1085: PIPE DOWN UP THERE (Thu, 2002 Jun 13)
#1084: NO MAGICAL POWERS (Wed, 2002 Jun 12)
#1083: SHOULD REALLY LEARN (Tue, 2002 Jun 11)
#1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH (Mon, 2002 Jun 10)
#1081: ASSISTANCE REQUIRED (Sun, 2002 Jun 9)
#1080: MUCOIDS (Sat, 2002 Jun 8)
#1079: LET'S MAKE LOVE (Fri, 2002 Jun 7)
#1078: WIZARD OF POO (Thu, 2002 Jun 6)
#1077: A JERK STORY (Wed, 2002 Jun 5)
#1076: THE SLOTH SPEAKS (Tue, 2002 Jun 4)
#1075: BABY AIDS (Mon, 2002 Jun 3)
#1074: GOO GOO G' JOOB (Sun, 2002 Jun 2)
#1073: CHRISTMAS PISS (Sat, 2002 Jun 1)
#1072: SPACE CORPS (Fri, 2002 May 31)
#1071: WHY NOT JUST SAY PHOTOGRAPHS (Thu, 2002 May 30)
#1070: STUCK (Wed, 2002 May 29)
#1069: CHASEY LAME (Tue, 2002 May 28)
#1068: GANESH (Mon, 2002 May 27)
#1067: STEPHEN JAY GOULD (Sun, 2002 May 26)
#1066: HOW COME (Sat, 2002 May 25)
#1065: TEMPEST FUGIT (Fri, 2002 May 24)
#1064: REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE (Thu, 2002 May 23)
#1063: GIVE IT UP (Wed, 2002 May 22)
#1062: I SHOULDN'T EXIST (Tue, 2002 May 21)
#1061: LOCKER ROOM (Mon, 2002 May 20)
#1060: WITCHBLADE (Sun, 2002 May 19)
#1059: CALL/CC (Sat, 2002 May 18)
#1058: ALMOST WORSE THAN RAPE (Fri, 2002 May 17)
#1057: KATHLEEN TURNER (Thu, 2002 May 16)
#1056: BE A MAN (Wed, 2002 May 15)
#1055: NEVER (Tue, 2002 May 14)
#1054: HOWDY PARTNER (Mon, 2002 May 13)
#1053: HOT WATER (Sun, 2002 May 12)
#1052: WALL STREET JOURNAL (Sat, 2002 May 11)
#1051: FINALLY (Fri, 2002 May 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1073: CHRISTMAS PISS

Sat, 2002 Jun 1

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