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#1055: NEVER (Tue, 2002 May 14)
#1054: HOWDY PARTNER (Mon, 2002 May 13)
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#1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15)
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#1024: HERSHEY'S KISSES II (Sat, 2002 Apr 13)
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#1045: WHICH END

Sat, 2002 May 4

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Q: IS THE RIGHT HAND IMAGE THE ASS END OF THE THING             
OR THE NOT-FOR-FUCKING END? SIGNED, CONFUSED IN                 
CYBERSPACE.                                                     
                                                                
A: DEAR CONFUSED, I CANNOT TELL. YOU SHOULD REVERT TO           
STANDARD PROCEDURE: FUCK THE HOLE UNTIL THE HOLE                
REVEALS INNER BEAUTY SUCH AS WHETHER IT IS AN ASS               
OR A MOUTH. BE GOOD AT SCHOOL TODAY. LOVE, MOM.                 

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