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#1037: ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT (Fri, 2002 Apr 26)
#1036: PIX DISK (Thu, 2002 Apr 25)
#1035: MARILYN MANSON T-SHIRT (Wed, 2002 Apr 24)
#1034: ON ONE LEG (Tue, 2002 Apr 23)
#1033: A MASTURBATOR (Mon, 2002 Apr 22)
#1032: CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21)
#1031: GODDAMN DOG (Sat, 2002 Apr 20)
#1030: CIRCLE (Fri, 2002 Apr 19)
#1029: HERSHEY'S KISSES III (Thu, 2002 Apr 18)
#1028: AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE (Wed, 2002 Apr 17)
#1027: AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16)
#1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15)
#1025: LET MYSELF GO (Sun, 2002 Apr 14)
#1024: HERSHEY'S KISSES II (Sat, 2002 Apr 13)
#1023: HYPNOTIZE (Fri, 2002 Apr 12)
#1022: HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11)
#1021: JIM HENSON (Wed, 2002 Apr 10)
#1020: POKEY (Tue, 2002 Apr 9)
#1019: CHAINSAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 8)
#1018: LINUX CHICK (Sun, 2002 Apr 7)
#1017: COMPLETE TOOL (Sat, 2002 Apr 6)
#1016: RED DAWN (Fri, 2002 Apr 5)
#1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4)
#1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3)
#1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2)
#1012: SKULL (Mon, 2002 Apr 1)
#1011: WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31)
#1010: THE GREAT DEBATE (Sat, 2002 Mar 30)
#1009: DEFORMITY (Fri, 2002 Mar 29)
#1008: ESCHER (Thu, 2002 Mar 28)
#1007: STILL LIFE (Wed, 2002 Mar 27)
#1006: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 26)
#1005: THE DEAL (Mon, 2002 Mar 25)
#1004: KILROY (Sun, 2002 Mar 24)
#1003: HAIL ERIS (Sat, 2002 Mar 23)
#1002: YOU NEVER LEARN (Fri, 2002 Mar 22)
#1001: THE FIRST STEP (Thu, 2002 Mar 21)
#1000: NINTENDO (Wed, 2002 Mar 20)
#999: SPACE-AGE TIGHTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 19)
#998: GETTING A DELL (Mon, 2002 Mar 18)
#997: BUNNY (Sun, 2002 Mar 17)
#996: TRICKS (Sat, 2002 Mar 16)
#995: BACON (Fri, 2002 Mar 15)
#994: RED BULL (Thu, 2002 Mar 14)
#993: JUST A REMINDER FOLKS (Wed, 2002 Mar 13)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS

Thu, 2002 Apr 4

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              ))))))))      | |       I'M NOT LIKE ALL THE         
            ((((    \       | |       OTHER BOYS                   
             \\\.=<#-<#     | |                                    
              \C     7      | |       IN THAT I CAN'T MASTURBATE   
,              \    -)      | |       TO CLIMAX WITHOUT WRAPPING   
\\__         __.) (.__      | |       MY HEAD WITH A PLASTIC GLAD  
 \\\\ _    /'         `\    | |       BAG (IT HAS TO BE GLAD BRAND)
  \_ '/   /  ,       .  \   | |                                    
    \ \  /  /| '   ' |\  \  | |       THIS ISN'T REALLY THAT WEIRD 
     \ \/  / |       | \  \ | |       AS IT TURNS OUT THERE'S LOTS 
      \  /'  |       |  `\ \| |       OF WEBSITES DEVOTED TO THE   
       `'    |       |    \ | |       PRACTICE                     
             |   .   |     \| |                                    
             >-------<      | |\      PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD CALL 
            [~~~~~~~~~]     | | )     IT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION,  
            [    L    ]     | \/      HUFFING OR JUST PLAIN JACKIN'
            [    |    ]     | |       OFF (WITH A TRUSTY GLAD-BRAND
            [____|____]     | |       BAG THAT DOES NOT BREAK)     
             | /   \ |      | |                                    
             ()     ()      | |       CHRIST I'M GETTING AN        
             ||     ||      | |-._    UPPERCASE L JUST THINKING    
             ||     ||      | |_  `.  ABOUT THE PROSPECT           
        jgs  )(     )(      | | `-.;                               
            /==\   /==\     | |    `  ANYWAY I CALL IT THE OLD     
           ooooO} {Ooooo    | |       SHAKE-N-BAKE HERE AT HOME    
           ~^^^~   ~^^^~    |/                                     

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