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#1032: CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21)
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#1030: CIRCLE (Fri, 2002 Apr 19)
#1029: HERSHEY'S KISSES III (Thu, 2002 Apr 18)
#1028: AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE (Wed, 2002 Apr 17)
#1027: AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16)
#1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15)
#1025: LET MYSELF GO (Sun, 2002 Apr 14)
#1024: HERSHEY'S KISSES II (Sat, 2002 Apr 13)
#1023: HYPNOTIZE (Fri, 2002 Apr 12)
#1022: HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11)
#1021: JIM HENSON (Wed, 2002 Apr 10)
#1020: POKEY (Tue, 2002 Apr 9)
#1019: CHAINSAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 8)
#1018: LINUX CHICK (Sun, 2002 Apr 7)
#1017: COMPLETE TOOL (Sat, 2002 Apr 6)
#1016: RED DAWN (Fri, 2002 Apr 5)
#1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4)
#1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3)
#1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2)
#1012: SKULL (Mon, 2002 Apr 1)
#1011: WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31)
#1010: THE GREAT DEBATE (Sat, 2002 Mar 30)
#1009: DEFORMITY (Fri, 2002 Mar 29)
#1008: ESCHER (Thu, 2002 Mar 28)
#1007: STILL LIFE (Wed, 2002 Mar 27)
#1006: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 26)
#1005: THE DEAL (Mon, 2002 Mar 25)
#1004: KILROY (Sun, 2002 Mar 24)
#1003: HAIL ERIS (Sat, 2002 Mar 23)
#1002: YOU NEVER LEARN (Fri, 2002 Mar 22)
#1001: THE FIRST STEP (Thu, 2002 Mar 21)
#1000: NINTENDO (Wed, 2002 Mar 20)
#999: SPACE-AGE TIGHTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 19)
#998: GETTING A DELL (Mon, 2002 Mar 18)
#997: BUNNY (Sun, 2002 Mar 17)
#996: TRICKS (Sat, 2002 Mar 16)
#995: BACON (Fri, 2002 Mar 15)
#994: RED BULL (Thu, 2002 Mar 14)
#993: JUST A REMINDER FOLKS (Wed, 2002 Mar 13)
#992: IT'S MILLER TIME (Tue, 2002 Mar 12)
#991: QUID PRO QUO (Mon, 2002 Mar 11)
#990: A WOMAN'S WORTH (Sun, 2002 Mar 10)
#989: WAR ON DRUGS (Sat, 2002 Mar 9)
#988: JUST PLAIN CHILDISH (Fri, 2002 Mar 8)
#987: SO STRONG (Thu, 2002 Mar 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1009: DEFORMITY

Fri, 2002 Mar 29

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