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#993: JUST A REMINDER FOLKS (Wed, 2002 Mar 13)
#992: IT'S MILLER TIME (Tue, 2002 Mar 12)
#991: QUID PRO QUO (Mon, 2002 Mar 11)
#990: A WOMAN'S WORTH (Sun, 2002 Mar 10)
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#988: JUST PLAIN CHILDISH (Fri, 2002 Mar 8)
#987: SO STRONG (Thu, 2002 Mar 7)
#986: DIABETES KILLS (Wed, 2002 Mar 6)
#985: JUST BECAUSE (Tue, 2002 Mar 5)
#984: PERL VS. PYTHON (Mon, 2002 Mar 4)
#983: EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT (Sun, 2002 Mar 3)
#982: CAN'T GET ENOUGH (Sat, 2002 Mar 2)
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#984: PERL VS. PYTHON

Mon, 2002 Mar 4

perl, python

OKAY FOLKS AS PART OF THE REGULAR FARTS ROUNDTABLE WE'RE GOING    
TO HAVE A DEBATE BETWEEN THE MERITS OF PERL AND PYTHON            
                                                                  
TAKING THE SIDE OF PERL ADVOCACY IS JOHN Q. FUCKFACE (THE HOLLOW  
HEART ON TOP) AND THE VIEWPOINT OF THE PYTHON COMMUNITY WILL BE   
CHAMPIONED BY JOHNATHAN X. NUMBFUCK (THE BOTTOM SOLID HEART)      
                                                                  
EACH PROPONENT WILL HAVE A TWO MINUTE INTRODUCTION FOLLOWED BY    
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS SUBMITTED FROM A PANEL IN WHICH EACH WILL   
BE ALLOWED FIVE MINUTES TO ANSWER THE QUESTION PLUS AN OPTIONAL   
TWO MINUTE REBUTTAL IF THEY SO WISH AND QUESTIONING WILL ALTERNATE
BETWEEN EITHER ADVOCATE FINALLY THERE WILL BE A WRAPPING UP PHASE 
FOR TEN MINUTES EACH                                              
                                                                  
WE WILL NOW BEGIN WITH THE OPENING STATEMENTS                     
                                                                  
                                                                  
                                         I'M A PEDOPHILE          
                      .-"""-. .-"""-.                             
                     /       '       \    /                       
                    :                 ;  /                        
                    :                 ;                           
                     \               /                            
                      `.           .'                             
                        `.       .'                               
                          `.   .'                                 
                            `.'                                   
                                                                  
      I'M A PEDERAST                                              
                      .qSSOp. .qSSOp.                             
                \    dSSSOO$$gSSOO$$$b                            
                 \  :SSOO$$$$$$$$$$$$$;                           
                    :SSOO$$$$$$$$$$$$$;                           
                     TSSOO$$$$$$$$$$$P                            
                      `TSSOO$$$$$$$P'                             
                        `TSSOO$$$P'                               
                          `TSOOP'                                 
                            `S'  bug                              
                                                                  
                                                                  
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU GEEK TOOLS ARE FUCKING USELESS           

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