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#984: PERL VS. PYTHON

Mon, 2002 Mar 4

perl, python 

OKAY FOLKS AS PART OF THE REGULAR FARTS ROUNDTABLE WE'RE GOING    
TO HAVE A DEBATE BETWEEN THE MERITS OF PERL AND PYTHON            
                                                                  
TAKING THE SIDE OF PERL ADVOCACY IS JOHN Q. FUCKFACE (THE HOLLOW  
HEART ON TOP) AND THE VIEWPOINT OF THE PYTHON COMMUNITY WILL BE   
CHAMPIONED BY JOHNATHAN X. NUMBFUCK (THE BOTTOM SOLID HEART)      
                                                                  
EACH PROPONENT WILL HAVE A TWO MINUTE INTRODUCTION FOLLOWED BY    
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS SUBMITTED FROM A PANEL IN WHICH EACH WILL   
BE ALLOWED FIVE MINUTES TO ANSWER THE QUESTION PLUS AN OPTIONAL   
TWO MINUTE REBUTTAL IF THEY SO WISH AND QUESTIONING WILL ALTERNATE
BETWEEN EITHER ADVOCATE FINALLY THERE WILL BE A WRAPPING UP PHASE 
FOR TEN MINUTES EACH                                              
                                                                  
WE WILL NOW BEGIN WITH THE OPENING STATEMENTS                     
                                                                  
                                                                  
                                         I'M A PEDOPHILE          
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                     \               /                            
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      I'M A PEDERAST                                              
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                \    dSSSOO$$gSSOO$$$b                            
                 \  :SSOO$$$$$$$$$$$$$;                           
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OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU GEEK TOOLS ARE FUCKING USELESS

#1565: ON BOOLEANS

Mon, 2003 Oct 6

python 

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I THINK BOOLEANS ARE A BAD IDEA IN PROGRAMMING            
                                                          
AFTER ALL WHAT IS THE POINT SINCE YOU KNOW THAT THINGS    
ARE TRUE OR FALSE KIND OF TO START WITH                   
                                                          
I MEAN OBVIOUSLY 3 IS TRUE AND -6 IS FALSE RIGHT ????     
                                                          
A LIST WITH ODD ELEMENTS IS TRUE BUT A LIST WITH ODD      
ELEMENTS IS FALSE                                         
                                                          
A PAIR OF NUTS IS TRUE AND A PAIR OF BALLS IS FALSE       
RIGHT ???? RIGHT ????????                                 
                                                          
I THINK BUILDING ANYTHING INTO A BOOLEAN SHOULD BE        
ILLEGAL BECAUSE I HAVE NO PENIS                           
                                                          
I THINK THE OBVIOUS PROPER SOLUTION IS THAT A BOOLEAN TYPE
SHOULD BE A STRUCT WITH TWO MEMBERS: "NOTUNTRUE" AND      
"NOTCOMPLETELYCORRECT"                                    
                                                          
SO WHEN YOU WANT TO SET IT TRUE YOU SET NOTUNTRUE TO 7 AND
WHEN YOU WANT IT FALSE YOU SHOULD SET IT TO               
NOTCOMPLETELYCORRECT                                      
                                                          
ARE YOU TAKING NOTES                                      
                                                          
YES I'M TALKING ABOUT PEP 285

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