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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT
bush, iraq, west wing
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|_|_______________|_| A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET
| ,-------------. | TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!!
| | .---------. | |
| | | | | | "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND
| | | | | | SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP"
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| | | | | |
| | `---------' | |
| `---------------' |
| _ GAME BOY |
| _| |_ ,-. |
||_ O _| ,-. "._,"|
| |_| "._," A | hjw
| _ _ B | `97
| // // |
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#1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE
west wing
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\ \ ` / |`\`;.`\ / .' `\ |. \
'-\_.' ; /| ';| _ / ' / .--. )/ \ ;
THE / , / (_/ ;.' / './ .--, / _ `\ ; ;
BLACK | ,;' \ (_( \(\ \ /` _ \ \_( ) | | |
VERA | | | Y /` )/ / / | |
WANG \ (_ | ; | .' / | |
/( _) ,.-' / , ; / /` ; ;
\ /`| \`._ _.' , / ; | ; ;
'---; `"-; '----' , / | \ / /
\ , .' \ '----'` /
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jgs '-.__ __.-' `""""""`
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#1932: VALIUM ADDICTION
west wing
_,.......____
_.-' / `-._`-.
,' / / `. `. MAYBE IF LEO DIDN'T POP SO MANY PILLS
,' ___ / _ / __`. `. THEN BARTLET WOULDN'T BE SUCH A PUSSY
/ / \ / (_) / / / \ \
: / /) / / __ / / / L L WHAT
| / __,' / / / / / / | |
| / / / / / / / /___ | | YES I'LL HOLD
: /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F
\ / / / /
`. / / ,' ,'
`./ / _,'_,'
cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-'
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#2040: A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT
west wing
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___ //___ THIS JUST IN: BARTLETT'S A BIG GIRL
/ |
'/ (* )( *) | ',
################## b'ger
""""""""""""""""""
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#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER
west wing
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/ `.-"" `-, ;
; / O O \ /
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(" / `. -=: VOTE VINICK
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fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm'
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#2242: LYON'S DEN SUCKED
west wing
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________ TOBY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE
|Oo| PLEASE HIRE ME BACK IT'S NOT MY FAULT LYON'S DEN SUCKED
|()|
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.----\""/----.
| \/ |
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\ \ \
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TC | | |
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#2372: POOR LEO
topical, west wing
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/~/~ ~\ OH GOD LEO'S DEAD WHO WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT NOW
| | \
\ \ \ THIS IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR STARRING IN L.A. LAW
\ \ \ ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
--\ \ .\''
--==\ \ ,,i!!i, SHIT I FORGOT THAT MEANS SANTOS IS TOAST TOO
''"'',,}{,,
I GUESS VINICK WILL BE RUNNING UNOPPOSED SHORTLY
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#2426: HE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST
west wing
____
/(( ))
( )6 6( ) WHY CAN'T BARTLET JUST BE HONEST WITH HIMSELF
(_) l (_) AND PUT ON A FUCKING DRESS
\ <> )
____) (_____
( \____/ )
) ( )( ) (
/ / \ / \ \
/ / \ / \ \
\ \ )==( / /
\ \ / \ / /
'\\/ \//' WELL
'|\` '|\`
\ / YOU KNOW
\ /
) ( WITH HELP
jgs/akg / \
/ \ SINCE HE'S A CRIPPLE AND ALL
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
`-...., ,..-'
`-..-'
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#2432: THE LION IN WINTER
west wing
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'.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` WHEN THE FALL IS ALL THAT'S LEFT
jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o IT MATTERS A GREAT DEAL
()'._.'`()()'
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#2526: WEST WING CANCELLED
topical, west wing
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/` )))
/ `6 6 WHY DIDN'T BARTLET LEARN
) , >
\___\ _=/
__/ /__
===.__/`)__ _|\ CRIPPLES CAN'T SERVE IN PUBLIC OFFICE
\/ ,/ _)_)_\
/./\ ( \ \
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//|__ | , ) \
%' `% |____/ /\ \
% ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\
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% ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \
b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-`
% % \/( o ) WHO THE FDR WHAT NOW
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#2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN
west wing
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| THE BEST PART OF THE WEST WING IS WHEN
| BARTLET LOSES THE ABILITY TO WALK
|L___, BUT NOT THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN
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