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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT

Tue, 2003 Mar 25
bush, iraq, west wing

_n_________________ |_|_______________|_| A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET | ,-------------. | TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!! | | .---------. | | | | | | | | "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND | | | | | | SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP" | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `---------' | | | `---------------' | | _ GAME BOY | | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | hjw | _ _ B | `97 | // // | | // // \\\\\\ | | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______,"

#1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE

Fri, 2004 Jul 30
west wing

_ `_)) __, _.-"""--. __ .' Y`_ /;' ,;;-'` / \\-.,_ |e ( // ,'`( , | || _ '-/_ .-'| `.;;< )\ \_//_/ \/|-\_/ ( | ;',,/ _.-""""""-' / \`\ \.-/ `\/ .;;/ .' ,_.'`'. \ \ \/ / | ';;| .' _..-. `\ '. \ \ ` / |`\`;.`\ / .' `\ |. \ '-\_.' ; /| ';| _ / ' / .--. )/ \ ; THE / , / (_/ ;.' / './ .--, / _ `\ ; ; BLACK | ,;' \ (_( \(\ \ /` _ \ \_( ) | | | VERA | | | Y /` )/ / / | | WANG \ (_ | ; | .' / | | /( _) ,.-' / , ; / /` ; ; \ /`| \`._ _.' , / ; | ; ; '---; `"-; '----' , / | \ / / \ , .' \ '----'` / '. , , .' '. .' jgs '-.__ __.-' `""""""` `""""`

#1932: VALIUM ADDICTION

Thu, 2004 Oct 7
west wing

_,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. MAYBE IF LEO DIDN'T POP SO MANY PILLS ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. THEN BARTLET WOULDN'T BE SUCH A PUSSY / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ : / /) / / __ / / / L L WHAT | / __,' / / / / / / | | | / / / / / / / /___ | | YES I'LL HOLD : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-'

#2040: A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT

Sun, 2005 Jan 23
west wing

%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% ~ % ___ //___ THIS JUST IN: BARTLETT'S A BIG GIRL / | '/ (* )( *) | ', ################## b'ger """"""""""""""""""

#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER

Sun, 2005 May 8
west wing

.---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: VOTE VINICK `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm'

#2242: LYON'S DEN SUCKED

Sat, 2005 Aug 13
west wing

.--. ________ TOBY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE |Oo| PLEASE HIRE ME BACK IT'S NOT MY FAULT LYON'S DEN SUCKED |()| | -} .----\""/----. | \/ | | | . | | | | . | |____/__ \ \ . (_____/_= \ \ \ \/\=[]===) (""\ | | |_/ | TC | | |

#2372: POOR LEO

Wed, 2005 Dec 21
topical, west wing

_____ /~/~ ~\ OH GOD LEO'S DEAD WHO WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT NOW | | \ \ \ \ THIS IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR STARRING IN L.A. LAW \ \ \ ALL THOSE YEARS AGO --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, SHIT I FORGOT THAT MEANS SANTOS IS TOAST TOO ''"'',,}{,, I GUESS VINICK WILL BE RUNNING UNOPPOSED SHORTLY

#2426: HE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST

Mon, 2006 Feb 13
west wing

____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) WHY CAN'T BARTLET JUST BE HONEST WITH HIMSELF (_) l (_) AND PUT ON A FUCKING DRESS \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' WELL '|\` '|\` \ / YOU KNOW \ / ) ( WITH HELP jgs/akg / \ / \ SINCE HE'S A CRIPPLE AND ALL / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-'

#2432: THE LION IN WINTER

Sun, 2006 Feb 19
west wing

, }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` WHEN THE FALL IS ALL THAT'S LEFT jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o IT MATTERS A GREAT DEAL ()'._.'`()()'

#2526: WEST WING CANCELLED

Wed, 2006 May 24
topical, west wing

____ /` ))) / `6 6 WHY DIDN'T BARTLET LEARN ) , > \___\ _=/ __/ /__ ===.__/`)__ _|\ CRIPPLES CAN'T SERVE IN PUBLIC OFFICE \/ ,/ _)_)_\ /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) WHO THE FDR WHAT NOW ```

#2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN

Sun, 2007 May 13
west wing

._ | THE BEST PART OF THE WEST WING IS WHEN | BARTLET LOSES THE ABILITY TO WALK |L___, BUT NOT THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN .' '. T : * :_| '._.' L

#3809: TAP TAP TAP

Fri, 2009 Nov 27
west wing

_ /.\ tap tap tap Y \ / "L tap tap tap // "/ ===|/ /\_=== tap tap tap / / stop it / / tap tap tap \/ stop it tap tap tap STOP IT tap tap tap YOU HAVE TO STOP IT tap tap tap STOP IT !!!!!!!!!11 STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOUR BEAK tap tap tap

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FART BACK	WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, JERKOFF?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
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TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes ^NEW!
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 3922 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (10.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 5 (0.7 weeks' worth; empty on Thu, 2010 Mar 25) *^NEW!*
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery