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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT

Tue, 2003 Mar 25

bush, iraq, west wing

 _n_________________                                   
|_|_______________|_|  A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET
|  ,-------------.  |  TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!!          
| |  .---------.  | |                                  
| |  |         |  | |  "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND   
| |  |         |  | |  SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP"     
| |  |         |  | |                                  
| |  |         |  | |                                  
| |  `---------'  | |                                  
| `---------------' |                                  
|   _ GAME BOY      |                                  
| _| |_         ,-. |                                  
||_ O _|   ,-. "._,"|                                  
|  |_|    "._,"   A | hjw                              
|    _  _    B      | `97                              
|   // //           |                                  
|  // //    \\\\\\  |                                  
|  `  `      \\\\\\ ,                                  
|________...______,"                                   

#1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE

Fri, 2004 Jul 30

west wing

                   _                                           
                  `_))  __,  _.-"""--.                         
       __        .'   Y`_ /;'  ,;;-'`                          
      / \\-.,_   |e    ( //  ,'`(                       ,      
      | ||  _ '-/_    .-'| `.;;<                        )\     
      \_//_/ \/|-\_/ (   | ;',,/             _.-""""""-' /     
           \`\ \.-/   `\/  .;;/            .'       ,_.'`'.    
            \ \ \/   /  |  ';;|          .'    _..-.  `\   '.  
             \ \ `  /   |`\`;.`\        /    .'     `\  |.   \ 
              '-\_.'    ; /| ';|   _   / '  /    .--. )/  \   ;
 THE            /   ,  / (_/ ;.'  / './   .--,  /  _ `\    ;  ;
BLACK          |  ,;'  \  (_(     \(\ \ /`  _ \ \_( ) |    |  |
 VERA          |        |            | Y  /` )/    /  /    |  |
WANG           \        (_           | ;  |      .'  /     |  |
            /( _)      ,.-'         / ,   ;     /  /`      ;  ;
            \     /`|  \`._      _.' ,   /     ;  |        ;  ;
             '---;   `"-;  '----'  ,    /      |  \       /  / 
                  \             ,     .'       \   '----'`  /  
                   '.    ,   ,      .'          '.        .'   
               jgs   '-.__      __.-'             `""""""`     
                          `""""`                               

#1932: VALIUM ADDICTION

Thu, 2004 Oct 7

west wing

          _,.......____                                               
      _.-'      /  `-._`-.                                            
    ,'         /     / `. `.    MAYBE IF LEO DIDN'T POP SO MANY PILLS 
  ,'   ___    / _   /  __`. `.   THEN BARTLET WOULDN'T BE SUCH A PUSSY
 /    /   \  / (_) /  / /  \  \                                       
:    / /) / / __  /  / /    L  L   WHAT                               
|   / __,' / / / /  / /     |  |                                      
|  / /    / / / /  / /___   |  |   YES I'LL HOLD                      
: /_/    / /_/ /  /_____/   F  F                                      
 \      /     /            /  /                                       
  `.   /     /           ,' ,'                                        
    `./     /         _,'_,'                                          
cjr   `-.__/______,.;:.-'                                             

#2040: A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT

Sun, 2005 Jan 23

west wing

   %%%%%% %%%%%%%%                                           
  %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%                                  
       (<  ?%%%%%%%%%%%                                      
        ~  %                                                 
    ___ //___             THIS JUST IN: BARTLETT'S A BIG GIRL
   /         |                                               
 '/ (* )( *) | ',                                            
################## b'ger                                     
""""""""""""""""""                                           

#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER

Sun, 2005 May 8

west wing

                    .---.          
       .--.     ___/     \         
      /    `.-""   `-,    ;        
     ;     /     O O  \  /         
     `.    \          /-'          
    _  J-.__;      _.'             
   (" /      `.   -=:   VOTE VINICK
    `:         `, -=|              
     |  F\    i, ; -|              
     |  | |   ||  \_J              
fsc  mmm! `mmM Mmm'                

#2242: LYON'S DEN SUCKED

Sat, 2005 Aug 13

west wing

      .--.                                                           
    ________       TOBY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE     
      |Oo|    PLEASE HIRE ME BACK IT'S NOT MY FAULT LYON'S DEN SUCKED
      |()|                                                           
      | -}                                                           
 .----\""/----.                                                      
 |     \/     |                                                      
 | |    .   | |                                                      
 | |    .   | |____/__                                               
 \ \    .   (_____/_=                                                
  \ \       \                                                        
   \/\=[]===)                                                        
   (""\     |                                                        
   |   |_/  |                                                        
TC |   |    |                                                        

#2372: POOR LEO

Wed, 2005 Dec 21

topical, west wing

    _____                                                          
  /~/~   ~\    OH GOD LEO'S DEAD WHO WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT NOW    
 | |       \                                                       
 \ \        \     THIS IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR STARRING IN L.A. LAW
  \ \        \     ALL THOSE YEARS AGO                             
 --\ \       .\''                                                  
--==\ \     ,,i!!i,   SHIT I FORGOT THAT MEANS SANTOS IS TOAST TOO 
    ''"'',,}{,,                                                    
                   I GUESS VINICK WILL BE RUNNING UNOPPOSED SHORTLY

#2426: HE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST

Mon, 2006 Feb 13

west wing

           ____                                                   
         /((   ))                                                 
        ( )6  6( )   WHY CAN'T BARTLET JUST BE HONEST WITH HIMSELF
        (_)  l (_)    AND PUT ON A FUCKING DRESS                  
          \ <> )                                                  
       ____) (_____                                               
      (   \____/   )                                              
      ) (   )(   ) (                                              
     / / \      / \ \                                             
    / /   \    /   \ \                                            
    \ \    )==(    / /                                            
     \ \  /    \  / /                                             
      '\\/      \//'   WELL                                       
       '|\`    '|\`                                               
         \      /     YOU KNOW                                    
          \    /                                                  
          )    (      WITH HELP                                   
jgs/akg  /      \                                                 
        /        \     SINCE HE'S A CRIPPLE AND ALL               
       /          \                                               
      /            \                                              
     /              \                                             
    /                \                                            
    `-....,      ,..-'                                            
           `-..-'                                                 

#2432: THE LION IN WINTER

Sun, 2006 Feb 19

west wing

        ,                                                         
        }`-.   ,          ,                                       
        \ \ '-' \      .-'{                                       
        _} .  | ,`\   /  ' ;    .-;\                              
       {    \ |    | / `/  '-.,/ ; |                              
       { -- -.  '  '`-, .--._.' ;  \__                            
        \     \ | '  /  |`.    ;    _,`\                          
         '. '-     ' `_- '.`;  ; ,-`_.-'                          
     ,--.  \    `   /` '--'  `;.` (`  _                           
  .--.\  '._) '-. \ \ `-.    ;     `-';|                          
  '. -. '         __ '.  ;  ;     _,-' /                          
   { __'.\  ' '-,/; `-'   ';`.- `   .-'                           
    '-.  `-._'  | `;     ;`'   .-'`                               
      <_ -'   ` .\  `;  ;     (_.'`\                              
      _.;-"``"'-._'. `:;  ___, _.-' |                             
  .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##`   `';  _.'                             
 /_'._\ \  \__;#####./###.      \`                                
 \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.'                                 
  '.' .'  ; , |:.  `|()##`"""`    WHEN THE FALL IS ALL THAT'S LEFT
jgs `'-../__/_\::   /O()()o      IT MATTERS A GREAT DEAL          
             ()'._.'`()()'                                        

#2526: WEST WING CANCELLED

Wed, 2006 May 24

topical, west wing

            ____                                            
          /`   )))                                          
         /    `6 6    WHY DIDN'T BARTLET LEARN              
         )   ,   >                                          
         \___\ _=/                                          
          __/ /__                                           
   ===.__/`)__ _|\     CRIPPLES CAN'T SERVE IN PUBLIC OFFICE
       \/ ,/ _)_)_\                                         
       /./\    ( \ \                                        
       \_\ )_,-'`-./_______                                 
       _( \======+________ \                                
        //|__    |      , ) \                               
        %'    `% |____/  /\  \                              
       %   '    %' \ /__/\ \/,\                             
       %  -o-   %   \ )/  \_ ) \                            
       %   '    %   ,'/  ,'  ,\ \                           
b'ger   %      %   / /\_'__,'  '-`                          
          %  %     \/( o )           WHO THE FDR WHAT NOW   
                      ```                                   

#2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN

Sun, 2007 May 13

west wing

 ._                                               
   |        THE BEST PART OF THE WEST WING IS WHEN
   |         BARTLET LOSES THE ABILITY TO WALK    
   |L___,     BUT NOT THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN     
 .' '.  T                                         
:  *  :_|                                         
 '._.'   L                                        

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